
Zelda II is a very interesting game. A prostitute allows you to come into her home and heal your wounds which has lead a lot to believe that there was more going on inside behind closed doors than you may think.
Was there a romance going on between Link and the prostitute? Well Dorkly Bits, well known for making funny video skits, have created a scenario which could have taken place if Nintendo wanted to go further than the outward perspective in Zelda II.
Hit the jump and take a look at this interesting and kind of dirty video that Dorkly Bits have created.
Warning: Video contains inappropriate material for younger audiences
What do you think of this video? Could you picture this happening in Zelda II? Could this be the way for Link to heal himself? Let us know by writing in your thoughts!
Source: Dorkly Bits





Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland was released only in Japan and Europe, never making it to the USA due to lackluster sales. Surprisingly, the game was well-received among those who did play and review the game. You play as Tingle, a 35-year-old (and single) man lost in the world. Guided by the mysterious figure Uncle Rupee, Tingle fills a mystical spring with money and gain access to the wonderful Rupeeland, a paradise where nobody has to work. Along the way, hire body guards to protect Tingle – but from what? All may not be as it seems in Tingle’s quest for monetary gain, and Rupeeland just might not be so rosy after all...
I would say first…
but i think link already got to it…
how do u know shes a prostitute just wondering.
She just seems like one really.
Whoa strange. This game feels like an arcade game which is so retro.
That was… so very wrong. I can't think of anything else to say.
Agreed. Very wrong.
There may be some games that are similar with this but the way the game was made it different. Thus, the video that you have here is helpful and useful for me. Baby Eagle
There may be some games that are similar with this but the way the game was made it different. Thus, the video that you have here is helpful and useful for me. Baby Eagle
There may be some games that are similar with this but the way the game was made it different. Thus, the video that you have here is helpful and useful for me. Baby Eagle
Reminds me of getting the puff puff from dragon quest 3
oh comeon, it's obvious that in the game, he literally only takes a couple of seconds. the so-called prostitute probably doesn't get any further than showing her knee. the guy is just not used to being around the ladies.
hahahahah oh my god thank you i needed a laugh
Lol, Link loves them pot heads.
This just shows before link was such a pimp he had problems pleasing the ladies just like every guy out there for the first few times.
it was really funny but WTF was with the bowl on her head. How did that make link…. most of you probably know where i'm going with this.
Hrmm…
"Is your -sister- around?"
The way I remember it, the person that helped Link with magic was a wrinkled old woman….
I'd say that was less interesting, more dirty.