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Alright, if you’re like me, or like many other people here at ZU, you loved seeing the trailer for the brand-spanking-new Zelda game, Skyward Sword, at E3 2010. Now, just the fact that there was any trailer for a new Zelda game was enough for most people – but we think that the trailer was pretty well put together, too. And we’re not alone in that thinking.
Toby Turner, or Tobuscus as he’s called on youtube, is famous for his “literal” interpretations of various film and game trailers. And now he’s taken on the Skyward Sword trailer in his latest video.
Watch it above, then find more of these videos at his channel here, and lyrics for the video after the jump!
LYRICS:
Foggy, cloudy horse,
Angry spiky heart,
Floaty boat, and a wolf.
Run into the light.
Where a man in a skirt and
tights is standing.
And he pulls out his sword,
Then slowly spins it around, and
FLEX!
Kill Natives, and plants.
Turn them into ash.
Purple dust, sword lights up!
More Natives, and plants, and Natives
They all look the same.
That’s racist!
Scorpion with eyeballs in it’s claws.
Use your shield to deflect an acorn
Use a vine to swing across.
Climb the plant wall,
Confuse the eyeball
Bow and arrow, shoot it at a leaf.
And a bob-omb,
And someone’s floating heart.
Aim a grapple claw
at the Audience.
Make it grab stuff, and explode!
Goodbye grapple claw.
Roll a flashing plant
Under a happy tree.
Now it’s a dead tree.
Slingshots make bats disappear!
Use a whip to tear out people’s hearts.
Then eat them.
Stab a scorpion in the eye-claw!
End a skeleton,
And a scorpion,
And another skeleton.
Swan dive into the logo!
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liked the video and congrats on ur 2nd successful article! you may remember me from the comments on your intro to the team. im blade of evil's bane btw (OoTfanatic is my new intensedebate username)
how am i now 53p?! WTF?! I AM AMAZING!
he better not be making fun of zelda
*begisnm packing assorted torture/kidnapping equipment into a magic backback* he better hope he's not making fun of zelda if he is *pats backpack* THIS is all I need to make him suffer for it *insert generic annoying evil laugh here*
I'll be mad if he's making fun of zelda!!
Making fun of zelda or not, it still gave me a good laugh.
I saw it yesterday, I thought it was pretty funny =P
I liked everything but the "man in a skirt," although it made me think of Kahmenrah's line from Night at the Museum 2: "It'th not a dreth, it'th a tunic. It wath the height of fathion two thouthand yearth ago." 8D
Love Tobuscus!
I should make a literal interpretation of the TP trailer or I don't know has anybody got any good idea's.
How about SMG2?
Yeah and I could try SSBB.
That was hilarious lol
This part killed me:
"They all look the same.
That’s racist!"
yah, i kno, its awsom
TERRIBLE!!!!! WHY GOD?? WHY!!!??????????????? THIS IS so so WHY??!
What hey don't steal my name you noob GTFO. Get a new name and leave mine alone or I will use the coolest name ever.
Also my tree has no Capital letters.
uh, not me, another troll
an, wat is yor cool name
Sorry noob I din't mean Noob as in you I ment Noob as in new. And the cool name is (Drum roll) BritboyAl.
New as in Newbie.
OMGoron! I am NOT STEALING "your" name…Don't be sooooo silly…YOu are stealing MINE! AD like YOU said YOU have no Capitals…I DO!! I am the Joko Tree!!!
you technically are stealing his name
I KNOW, RIGHT!?!?!?!
Wahahappen to this thread? I'm glad my name is ok? that 12 year old is silly.
Look, that was me, okay? Sorry, I had 3 Dr.Peppers and was feeling very idiotic.
What did u say??
He had 3 Dr. Peppers you doosh, wow 3 you just beat my record by 1.
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that was totally awesome! i love their vids! i have been waiting for this one for a while! LOL
Foggy, cloudy horse,
Angry spiky heart,
Floaty boat, and a wolf.
Run into the light.
Where a man in a skirt and
tights is standing.
And he pulls out his sword,
Then slowly spins it around, and
FLEX!
Kill Natives, and plants.
Turn them into ash.
Purple dust, sword lights up!
More Natives, and plants, and Natives
They all look the same.
That’s racist!
Scorpion with eyeballs in it’s claws.
Use your shield to deflect an acorn
Use a vine to swing across.
Climb the plant wall,
Confuse the eyeball
Bow and arrow, shoot it at a leaf.
And a bob-omb,
And someone’s floating heart.
Aim a grapple claw
at the Audience.
Make it grab stuff, and explode!
Goodbye grapple claw.
Roll a flashing plant
Under a happy tree.
Now it’s a dead tree.
Slingshots make bats disappear!
Use a whip to tear out people’s hearts.
Then eat them.
Stab a scorpion in the eye-claw!
End a skeleton,
And a scorpion,
And another skeleton.
Swan dive into the logo!
Ah.. thanks.
Wow… I actually sneezed like 3 times while the video was playing.
YES! TOBY FINALLY DID IT!
I've been a Tobuscus fan for awhile now, and this is what I've been waiting for.
Omg… there are no words to express how I feel about this video. -dies from laughter-
yes! the deathly hallows one is hilarious!
Yes but remember if you find a Death eater in ST don't try and run over it if you do say goodbye to the spirit train.
That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.Thank you ZU,I needed a pick me up.:)
You should watch this parody for Twilight Princess: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeAetYP6T2w
Not as funny as this video was, but it's still funny.
lol, the Zant part was funny…
I agree with the Joko Tree This is silly sauce!
hey, Link's not wearing any tights anymore. he has pants now.
…yeah for reals… big baggy Aladdin pants XD
S T U P I D !!!!
Not good like the music videos who started doing this. This video is visually literal. unlike music videos that are have a second meaning and it is actually funny.
HAY IM YOKO TREE AND I FAT AND AM FART11!
I MAHN JOKO TRAH LOLOLOLOL!!!!1
i hope you learn that movies are greater than games!
…and then die for erstwhile beliefs! hahaha!
Good.
Good.
OMG YOUR SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY LOLOLOL!!!!111
yah i know ima poop eater hoes dumb X] ROLF!!
Hey numb nuts stop useing my name and stop narking me off.
It's actually all Tobuscus singing. Just him and no one else.
aaaa okay
yet again posting my favourite part: the natives all look the same, that racist! roflmfao! + the intro (especially angry spiky heart lol) and of course 'swan dive into the logo
Looks good.
Whoa, theres a literal DH trailer? Where can I see it?
lol… Now it’s a dead tree lolz…
Am i the only one who noticed he has pointy ears?
lol laughed my @ss off at 'Swan dive into the logo!'
This is pretty funny. I like the part
Kill the natives
they all look the same
THAT'S RACIST!
How old are you guys 2.
LOL That was hilarious! I love parodies…
LOL LOL LOL LOL I HAD MY SOUND OFF BUT WAS STILL ROTFL! XD XD XD XD
I don't give a crap if he's making fun of Zelda, it's funny!
OMG I totally did sneeze during this video. Thanks for blessing me.
my favorite part of the video was 0:00-2:20, but that's just me.
Who is this idiot.