[Or] Rated S for Stupid

This may actually be a short one because I don't have much of a feeling for writing today. Oh well though, let the stupidness begin!

Rating= T for violence, dark humor, some language, and some sexual humor and limited gay humor.
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Rated S is Stupid

Chapter 1: The First Chapter

The day begans like any other day. The birds where chirping, the people hurried to work, and the dangerous exaust from automobiles continued to rip a hole oin the atmosphere. Yes, it was a beautiful day for everyone... except Hario, whom was in an area nowhere near the location that I just described.

Hario: *wakes up slowly* Ahh... another morning! *looks around* What the HELL?!!

The middle aged fat man looked around to find himself tied to a pole. He looked around franticly trying to take in and understand his situation.

Hario: Where the heck am I?!

???: You are aboard our ship!

The voice came from a nearby staircase, from which a man began to desend.

???: Hario, is it?

Hario: Who wants to know?

???: I am Munch! First Mate of this pirate ship!

Hario: PIRATES?!?!?!?! *Lightning strikes*

Munch: That's right Mr. Hario, and we have a bit of a bone to pick with you! Did you eat your breakfast this morning?

Hario: Uhh... I could have had I not been tied up.

Munch: IT 'S A YES OR NO QUESTION!!!!!!!

Hario: *gulps* Uhhhhhh..... yes?

The pirate Munch then scratches his head, confused. The dandruff flew lightly out of his dry and unheathy scalp, which could be helped if he used Head and Shoulders but I won't get into that.

Munch: You ate breakfast today?

Hario: Yep, some nice and delicious pancakes with maple syrup and-

Munch: PANCAKES!!!!!!

Hario: Yeah... the syrup was watery but-

Munch: PANCAKES!!!!!!

Hario: Yes, pancakes, but sseriously stop inte-

Munch: PANCAKES!!!!! *starts foaming out the mouth* THAT WORD! IT BUUUUUUUURNS!

SMASH!!! The door flew down the stairs as another pirate stormed down the stairs. This pirate however, seemed to be the captain. He was short with a large blue uniform and a huge mustash, larger than that of Hario's. This pirate was very famous, and Hario recognized him as soon as he laid his eyes on him.

Hario: C... CAP'N CRUNCH?!

Cap'n Crunch: That's right Hario! I'm back!

Hario: I should have known you where behind this! Who else would interrigate me about my breakfast?!

Cap'n Crunch: HA HA HA HA HA!!! Still as dull as ever! You know yo should have ate your breakfast! Not only is it heathy for you, but it also helps you get better grades in school! So kids, remember if you want a great body and mind, always start your day with a good bre-

Hario: SHADUPPP!!! I know why you kidnapped me! You did it just because I wouldn't eat your nasty ass cereal!

*Everyone gasps!*

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNN!!

Cap'n Crunch: N...N..nasty? I'll make sure you regret every saying that! Swallow! Get down here!

Swallow: *prances down the stairs* Yeath, my Captain? *giggles*

Hario: Oh, *****ty...

Cap'n Crunch: Crunchitize him.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

*Everyone looks around*

Cap'n Crunch: Why does that keep happening?

Hario: This is a dramatic moment! Duh.

Cap'n Crunch: Oh... Well anyway like I said, Crunchitize him.

Swallow: *Gasps* I would love too.

Swallow took one look at Hario and smiled. The prisoner began to feel highly unconfortible. He looked at Cap'n Crunch, who glanced at Swallow with a disgusted look, that look signaled Hario that this was a bad situation.

Hario: Crap... *tries to cut the rope* I gotta get outta here!

Swallow: You can't escape, big boy, I'm going to crunchitize you really good!*gets closer*

Hario: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!