You're not trolling, don't worry.
Alright. Here I go.
My Timeline:
----WW---
PH------
AoL BS--MC------
LoZ------
AoL
---/
OoT
---\
----
MM----
TP---OoX--
FS/
FSA--
ALttP---OoX---
LA
My explanation for MC's and
FS's placement is kind of long, and very weird. Firstly, I think
ALttP takes place on the CT. Why?
1) The Master Sword is located in the lost woods, in a pedestal, just like
TP.
2) There is a Zora heirarchy.
3) Both Hyrule Castles have sewers with secret entrances
4) Geography is very similar to
TP. Death Mountain, Spectacle Rock, Lake Hylia, Zora's domain, and a desert.
FSA is very similar to
ALttP (especially in geography), so it goes before.
TP-
FSA similarities:
1) Ganon is (in Japanese) called a "Majuu", or Dark Beast, in
TP. He is also called this in
FSA, before given the more appropriate title "King of Darkness".
2)
FSA's Dark World is very similiar to Twilit Hyrule.
3) The Dark Mirror is very similar to the Mirror of Twilight (it's even said to have sealed a "dark tribe", like the Mirror of Twilight did). The Mirror of Twilight was shattered at the end of
TP, I know, but it must have been made by
someone at some point, and thus it's very possible it could be repaired. Also, if the Dark Mirror is the AT's version of the Mirror of Twilight, how did it go from the Arbiter's grounds to the top of a mountain? Wouldn't it be submerged?
4)
FSA takes place on an island, but I am a firm believer that the CT has oceans, thus making this possible. After all, if it doesn't have oceans, how can it rain in Hyrule?
OoX goes in the CT because...
1) Twinrova is alive, since she was never killed.
2) There is still a Zora heirarchy.
The MS in OoX is not canon, as it's not required to beat the game.
Also, I do not believe that the trident is the "vessel" intended by Twinrova; I instead think Zelda is.
FS has to go before
FSA, for obvious reasons.
It's usual to put MC right before
FS, but I'm uncomfortable putting it in the CT for a few reasons:
1) MC takes place in what appears to be a post-flood Hyrule.
2) The kingdom is just starting out.
3) Zoras are scarce. Gorons are too.
4) The library in MC mentions "Triumph Forks", which is a WW reference.
So how can MC and
FS possibly be on different timelines? In
FS's backstory, it mentions that Vaati attacked Hyrule and kidnapped maidens. A hero appeared wielding the Four Sword and
sealed Vaati inside it. The kidnapping of maidens and Vaati's sealing does not happen in MC, and I highly doubt Vaati has minions that can revive him (unlike Ganon), thus allowing him to be sealed later. MC does explain the making of the
FS and Vaati's origins, however.
I basically assume that maybe the CT has an incarnation of Vaati as well, one that had a similar origin, yet a different way he was defeated. This goes on the idea that history repeats itself, so maybe, in different timelines, similar events occur.
So that is my explanation, Sharp Flat. This is my attempt to make a more original timeline which is not entirely crazy, instead of just using Skylark's or Smertios's timelines, which, all in all, make more sense.
Still, any questions? This is your first timeline debate. Let's see how you do.
Any minute now Pinecove or Mr. Lexxi will come and crush me...