Prostitution in Hyrule(AoL). *Rated M*

We know that prostitution is the oldest job in the world, well, i discover that in all the towns in hyrule (AOL) are some women who offered love/sex services to link.
These women wear red dresses and makeup theire lips with red lipstick, they invited link to inside of theire houses and after theire services link sudendly increanse his life energy.



In hyrule the money=rupees, in AOL we dont find any rupess, but in TLOZ we using rupees(rubies) to buy items and things.
well i think that if rupees was be included in AOL link can pay some ruppes(rubies) to these fatal women in change of theire services. example:

blow.job= 50 rupees(rubies) this service increanse half of youre life energy
full sex= 100 rupees(rubies) this service increanse all youre life energy

Troll.

Originally Posted by farore-rocks333

Troll.

Please dont spammed my thread. stay on topic
Comment if you think that these women are prostitutes or not, and why?
Thanks.

I think we've concluded that they're indeed prostitutes.

A blowjob is probably 69.99, not 50. Stupid Smallville Boy

My God, this is worse than the Tingle=Jesus thread. I really don't think these kinds of threads will go well. I wonder what you think the old women to to make Link's magic fill back up in that game.

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I am Error.

Wow... I'm surprised this isn't locked yet.

Anyway, I don't think it's anything intentional. After all, why would Nintendo, a family-friendly company, make a game where Link could get a BJ?... Over-thinking can produce disturbing results.

Originally Posted by Daphnes

My God, this is worse than the Tingle=Jesus thread. I really don't think these kinds of threads will go well. I wonder what you think the old women to to make Link's magic fill back up in that game.

c'mon dude, sex is in everywhere, in movies, in cartoons, in magazines, videogames arent the exeption, disney put some stuff about sex in theire movies, nintendo too. we arent in the 40's anymore.
I cant edite the title of the thread, if you can please put a age warning
(+21) or somenthing like that if you want it.
I just try to theorize with somenthing strage that i find in AOL.

I want to know what he thinks of the hags that restore your magic. Then I'll lock it down.

They are cheaper of course!

Shouldn't this thread be rated "I" on the contrary to rated "M" ?

I believe in the restorative moral powers of a hug.

Or maybe some magic herbal tea.

Originally Posted by Blizzaga

Shouldn't this thread be rated "I" on the contrary to rated "M" ?

That one went over my head.

They can't be prostitutes; you don't pay them.

It probably stands for "idiotic".

M = Mature

I = Immature