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Old 09-28-2008, 04:15 PM
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Prostitution in Hyrule(AoL). *Rated M*

We know that prostitution is the oldest job in the world, well, i discover that in all the towns in hyrule (AOL) are some women who offered love/sex services to link.
These women wear red dresses and makeup theire lips with red lipstick, they invited link to inside of theire houses and after theire services link sudendly increanse his life energy.



In hyrule the money=rupees, in AOL we dont find any rupess, but in TLOZ we using rupees(rubies) to buy items and things.
well i think that if rupees was be included in AOL link can pay some ruppes(rubies) to these fatal women in change of theire services. example:

blow.job= 50 rupees(rubies) this service increanse half of youre life energy
full sex= 100 rupees(rubies) this service increanse all youre life energy
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Old 09-28-2008, 04:32 PM
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Troll.
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Old 09-28-2008, 04:40 PM
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Troll.
Please dont spammed my thread. stay on topic
Comment if you think that these women are prostitutes or not, and why?
Thanks.
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Old 09-28-2008, 04:45 PM
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Re: Prostitution in Hyrule(AoL). *Rated M*

I think we've concluded that they're indeed prostitutes.

A blowjob is probably 69.99, not 50. Stupid Smallville Boy
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Old 09-28-2008, 04:47 PM
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Re: Prostitution in Hyrule(AoL). *Rated M*

My God, this is worse than the Tingle=Jesus thread. I really don't think these kinds of threads will go well. I wonder what you think the old women to to make Link's magic fill back up in that game.
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Old 09-28-2008, 04:48 PM
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Old 09-28-2008, 04:56 PM
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Re: Prostitution in Hyrule(AoL). *Rated M*

Wow... I'm surprised this isn't locked yet.

Anyway, I don't think it's anything intentional. After all, why would Nintendo, a family-friendly company, make a game where Link could get a BJ?... Over-thinking can produce disturbing results.
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Old 09-28-2008, 04:59 PM
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My God, this is worse than the Tingle=Jesus thread. I really don't think these kinds of threads will go well. I wonder what you think the old women to to make Link's magic fill back up in that game.
c'mon dude, sex is in everywhere, in movies, in cartoons, in magazines, videogames arent the exeption, disney put some stuff about sex in theire movies, nintendo too. we arent in the 40's anymore.
I cant edite the title of the thread, if you can please put a age warning
(+21) or somenthing like that if you want it.
I just try to theorize with somenthing strage that i find in AOL.
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Old 09-28-2008, 04:59 PM
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Re: Prostitution in Hyrule(AoL). *Rated M*

I want to know what he thinks of the hags that restore your magic. Then I'll lock it down.
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Old 09-28-2008, 05:02 PM
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Re: Prostitution in Hyrule(AoL). *Rated M*

They are cheaper of course!
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Old 09-28-2008, 05:04 PM
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Re: Prostitution in Hyrule(AoL). *Rated M*

Shouldn't this thread be rated "I" on the contrary to rated "M" ?
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Old 09-28-2008, 05:04 PM
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Re: Prostitution in Hyrule(AoL). *Rated M*

I believe in the restorative moral powers of a hug.

Or maybe some magic herbal tea.
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Old 09-28-2008, 05:06 PM
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Re: Prostitution in Hyrule(AoL). *Rated M*

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Shouldn't this thread be rated "I" on the contrary to rated "M" ?
That one went over my head.
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Old 09-28-2008, 05:07 PM
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Re: Prostitution in Hyrule(AoL). *Rated M*

They can't be prostitutes; you don't pay them.
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Old 09-28-2008, 05:07 PM
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Re: Prostitution in Hyrule(AoL). *Rated M*

It probably stands for "idiotic".
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Old 09-28-2008, 05:08 PM
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M = Mature

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