What Do You Wish Was Real In Zelda Theorizing?

Sorry, but I had to put the realities thing in the title... Just going with the flow.

Anyway, after debating what forum to put this in (General Zelda, Future Zelda, Zelda Theorizing), I've decided to put it here, in the latter.

The whole purpose of this thread is to find out from you, the esteemed Zelda theorists, what exactly you wish was true in the Zelda universe (not the website), but you know, as a competent Zelda theorist, is 100% false or unproven.

For example, do you really wish Impa was a fire-monster, but have no evidence to prove otherwise? Do you desperately want a Tetraforce, but shunned by your peers? Spill your wacky wants here, and escape persecution from reality.

And of course, you can always theorize that this a stupid thread.

So discuss, discuss away.

DAMN YOU SKYLARK
THIS MUST STOP

Anyway, I actually wish Lex's new theory about the WW Seal and the AoLBS was true. Not saying it's impossible Lex, so don't take it that way But I wish there was more evidence to prove it, because that would solve two mysteries and provide a great story.

^ Yeah, I read that one. Some holes, but pretty good idea.

I wish that Link drank oranje juice...

And what the bloody ...*goes into a speech of inapropriate words*... is with all these in some realities?

I wish LoZ and AoL would be remade so they could be fitted into the timeline properly.

And, you know, we saw what happens in my theory. Maybe in a FFVII Advent Children-style movie? Or not, even.

Originally Posted by Pinecove

I wish that Link drank oranje juice...

He drinks Deku juice, mind you.

Originally Posted by Send Link

He drinks Deku juice, mind you.

In other games... I wouldn't know.

But it's nothing but milk, potions, and poe juice for his diet in OoT.

Originally Posted by Erimgard

DAMN YOU SKYLARK
THIS MUST STOP

I only said until it stopped being funny. Which it did so after you took the first thread.
Not my fault they are still being crazy about it.

Also, I wish for something explaining everything about the trident.
I also want the LoZ/AoL/OoX to be fact.

I wish the light force in MC was directly stated as the Triforce of wisdom.

I mean its a flipping golden triangle! Zelda has it!

Yet it is just some random energy thing.

I wish the light force in MC was directly stated as the Triforce of wisdom.

I mean its a flipping golden triangle! Zelda has it!

Yet it is just some random energy thing.

Of coarse it is! Vaati ABSORBES IT!!! So unless you want TMC to be on the end of the timeline.......

Hey Im just doing what Send Link asked me to.

Originally Posted by Send Link

Spill your wacky wants here, and escape persecution from reality.

I fully accept that it cant work in the timeline, I just dont like thinking of a similar golden triangle, which isnt the triforce.

Any way doesnt zelda get it all back at the end I think elzo said something about it...

I just wish there was more evidence for the placement of the NES games.

I'd like to know whether or not the Sword in Zelda 1 and 2 is supposed to be the Master Sword, just originally named the Magic Sword for those games. I mean, if LoZ/AoL come way later, wouldn't it make sense the Master Sword would still be around? So why wouldn't he use it? I've always thought of it as the same sword, so perhaps one day when Nintendo remakes those games, they'll make it the Master Sword instead of the Magic Sword. But then the theory would be real, wouldn't it?

I wish I could prove Zant took Ganondorf's ToP at the end of TP... but that just isn't gonna happen.

A solid background of the NES games would be nice, because they are the gaps none of us theorists can fill.

Any way doesnt zelda get it all back at the end I think elzo said something about it...

No Zelda just restores Hyrule with the power she has left over.

I just wish there was more evidence for the placement of the NES games.

YES!!!

I'd like to know whether or not the Sword in Zelda 1 and 2 is supposed to be the Master Sword, just originally named the Magic Sword for those games. I mean, if LoZ/AoL come way later, wouldn't it make sense the Master Sword would still be around? So why wouldn't he use it? I've always thought of it as the same sword, so perhaps one day when Nintendo remakes those games, they'll make it the Master Sword instead of the Magic Sword. But then the theory would be real, wouldn't it?

That too.

I wish the Tetraforce was canonical. ;_; I love it to death.

Not to mention I want clearer Four Swords Adventures, and a much clearer Twilight Princess.

And for my fanfic speculations to be born out by a video game (evil Malo with Metal Gear Sky Cannon FTW!)

I wish there were more Sheikah.
I also wish to know what happened to the HoT in the Child Timeline after MM.
and the one i wish was real is evidence to prove that the Hero's Shade is The OoT/MM Link AKA The Hero of Time.

I wish it was canon that Malon's mother was a Gerudo. When I first heard the idea, I thought it not only made a bit sense but gave her character a cool twist.

I also once thought that the hand in the toilet at the inn in Termina was Anju's father but the mother divorced him and instead of leaving, he crawled into the toilet and hid and maybe died in there and the divorce is why Anju's mother doesn't like it when you show her Kafei's mask because she doesn't approve in men after what she may have went through with her former husband. I thought that would be a cool twist to Anju.

What Do You Wish Was Real In Zelda Theorizing?

I wish that these forums were real. There would be nothing more lol than a bunch of people sitting around a big table bickering over a Zelda timeline. Priceless.

^Not really
There are some intelligent and respectful people here who can debate without "bickering", and there are far more topics than just the timeline. Plus there's always smallville boy. For the lulz.

Anyway, I thought of another one...I wish the original plan for the Oracles had been carried out...complex linking system and all. Thus we would have three games that would go as such:

First Game
General: Remake of the original LoZ
New Plot Element: Rescue Din
New Gameplay Element: Manipulate the seasons

Second Game
General: Remake of AoL, but top-view focused instead of side scroll
New Plot Element: Rescue Nayru
New Gameplay Element: Solve puzzles revolving around color

Third Game
General: New game similar to the Oracles Linked Ending in which you must stop a plot by Twinrova to ressurect Ganon
Plot Element: Rescue Farore
Gameplay Element: Manipulate time to solve puzzles

This would do us LOADS of favors in the theorizing world, such as:

-Giving stronger indication of the identity of the Goddess of Time
-Solving the debates about which Oracle game comes first
-Ridding us of our "Where does LoZ/AoL" thread by retconning/replacing LoZ/AoL with the first two games in the series
-Letting us know if LoZ Ganon wielding the Trident is canon, since he has it in the Linked ending and presumably would have had it in the first of the three games.
-Perhaps provide clarity on the issue of the AoL backstory

And maybe more. That's just a few things off the top of my head.