The Greatest Theory of [b]All[/b] Time

(Courtesy of IGN)

Behold, this man, Michael12304, has discovered the ultimate truth behind Miyamoto's legendary works. This is so awesome that the word all needed to be extra-bolded, and is in no way me forgetting titles are bolded.

http://boards.ign.com/legend_of_zeld...8772424/p1/156

The truth. You can't refute it.

Slightly amusing...

I wonder what possessed him to waste all that time for.
It just goes to show you that nearly everything can be proved.

Hmph lol how drole....

*small chuckles, turn into uncontrollable laughter*
Very funny. Man, what a theory. It's totally senseless. WOW. :glare

uhhhhhh.....wow? Don't really know what to say. He was wrong about Link being unable to jump. He can't jump willingly but when you walk off an edge he does. Also, although with the help of an item, he can with the roc's cape (or magic cape or whatever floats your boat). That's all I really have to say. It was good for a laugh and I'm glad he has all that free time to look up charts for his fake theory.

Originally Posted by cupac82

uhhhhhh.....wow? Don't really know what to say. He was wrong about Link being unable to jump. He can't jump willingly but when you walk off an edge he does.

Dude, you are ignoring the fact that, since he only does this at edges, it is obvious that he is falling like trees should, but falling with style.

Heh, that was actually quite funny. Nice read.

But how can Link survive when he's burnt? Trees burn easily.

Well, dry trees burn more easily than wet trees: and with all that drinking and swimming that Link gets up to (not to mention his wet sap), he is hard to completely burn away. But, the fire does get to him eventually, as we have all seen in death.

He's a magic tree.

Originally Posted by Average Gamer

He's a magic tree.

It begs the question though...is he a split tree, or a linear tree?

He's split! He has a pair of leg-like roots. QED, mutha.

Yes yes very amusing ...

*vanishes in a puff of smoke*

*laughs uncontrolably for 5 mins*

So, the truth of Link's woodiness is reviled...he really is a child of the forest! (You mean, Oot Link, right?)

Only problem is they give screenshots from TP, and not OOT. But I must admit, he has a lot of patience...

But what about how his tunics change? They just say it's magic, but they also say the green is for photosynthesis. If he's red, he can't do that, or blue. Oh wait...ah, the tunic dies out, then comes back in the spring. Got it.

But what about the hearts? Trees don't have 'em.

How many here actually believe this? Because this is the most ludicrous thing I have ever heard. EVER! And that includes everything Peter Griffin has ever said. I mean, there's no much going against it. What evidence is there of Epona being a tree apart from her colour. And how come Link doesn't burn like a tree when he falls in lava. Trees will burn no matter how soggy they are. And the guy mentions the Maple being cut down, but that's human influence, not natural and what usually happens. I don't even know why I'm proving it wrong. Heh.

MY GOODNESS!!!!
ROFL
this is very funny!!!
nice find mate!

Best. Theory. Ever.
Seriously, this theory is made of WIN XDD

OLD.
For goodness' sakes, man. Check the first two pages to see if a thread like this has been posted. We all know Link is a tree!
Gracious, we're all felling ignorant today, aren't we?
As for Link's hearts, they are basically actually fertilizer. Decaying flesh makes great plant products!
Pfft.
You guys are silly.
Twili Knight - A.K.A. Sahaqiel

First of all....

Originally Posted by Midna the Imp

So, the truth of Link's woodiness is reviled

And second of all, trees are, in fact made of wood. Wood, when cut into many boards, floats because of a combination of magic and hydrodynamic science. Ducks also float. Therefore, he is a duck. Basic logic.

I don't even know why I'm proving it wrong. Heh.

Because you are as bored as the rest of us?

I loled that.