Joining The Bombers

This is part of a post in the Newbies' Guide in the Bombers but I figured people would look at it more if I posted it here:

How to Join The Bombers

In order to join the bombers you must send me [Leminnes]:

• Write a two page essay on a Zelda theory of your own.
• You can write on anything you want big or small. It’s your choice. Big swooping theories are not required.
• Your essay text must be longer than two single-spaced pages in size 12 Times New Roman font.
• Previously written theories cannot be over 2 months old. Older theories are allowed as long as they have been retouched and updated.
• Please make the article on one theory, not more than one lumped into one article. You can mention other theories, but the main focus must be the main theory.
• Since the Bombers will engage in most of their discussions on the forums, you must agree to register and post there once you find out that you are accepted into the group.

I will read each submission and tell you if you have been accepted or not. Give at least a week for reply.