I just thought of this. This a play about Ganon's imprisonment in the Dark World after OoT. Enjoy!
Nararator: Long ago Ganon, the King of Darkness, was sealed into the Sacred Realm.
Ganon: Curse you Link! Curse you Zelda! Curse you sages!
Nararator: During this time he thought up a plan and built up an army to conquer Hyrule.
Ganon: What am I to do? I can't do anything in here. Oh I know! (summons a Moblin).
Moblin: Yes Lord Ganon?
Ganon: I need you to do my laundry.
Moblin: What? Um why? Don't answer that. What you're saying is that you summoned me to do your laundry.
Ganon: Yes. Yes it is.
Moblin: (Grabs sword stabs self and dies.)
Ganon: Okay what just happened.
Octorock: (Suddenly appears.) Well I believe that the Moblin didn't want to do your laundry and killed itself.
Ganon: (Jumps in air.) Where did you come from?
Octorock: I have no idea!
Well this is all I can write right now. I will write more if people like it.
Ganon: What? You can't just appear out of nowhere!
Octorock: Oh I did? Just to let you know I want my retirement money now!
Ganon: (Mouth open wide.) What retirement money? I created you.
Octorock: Oh yeah I forgot you did create me. My bad. What do you want to do my king?
Ganon: I want to get out of here and takeover Hyrule.
Octorock: Um there's a problem with that. Isn't that Seal thingy inescapable?
Ganon: Well... yes. The one thing that the Sages forgot was that I have the ToP!
Octorock: What is the ToP exactly?
Ganon: (Getting angry.) The Triforce of Power. You know Power of the Gods.
Octorock: (Puzzled.) I have no idea what that is master. (Gets idea.) Master you could break out of here with that fancy ToP of yours and conquer Hyrule.
Ganon: I really am dumb aren't I? If I escape I'll get sealed again probably though.
Octorock: (Puts on sunglasses and sings "Bad to the Bone".) I need to get back to the Light World. I have a wife and 110 kids to feed. (Whispers so Ganon can't hear.) Thank goodness I found a way out of here. (Picks up the Magic Mirror and warps out.)
Ganon: Now where did that Octorock go? (Yells for hours.)
That's as much as I can probably write tonight. Write more when had more sleep.
This play needs work. At this point, it just seems like a bunch of ranting about unrelated things. I know what you're trying to do (make a comedy), but you aren't quite achieving it. Well, actually, you have, but you went way past that line. In the future, try to limit the amount of random, pointless dialogue to a bit less than what you've been doing. If you do that, you could very well have an excellent comedy on your hands!
Now Writing: "Exile" (dystopian fantasy-adventure short story) Now Watching:The X-Files (season 6) & Pokémon: The Johto Journeys (dub)
Thanks EzloSpirit for the advice. I will do that. Thanks -Link-182-
Okay here's more!
Ganon: I'm so bored.
???: I can help you.
Ganon: Who is that?
???: Your worst nightmare. Your mother.
Ganon: Mother you're here?
???: I was joking you nitwit. I'm not your mother. I am Dark Link.
Ganon: I'm not a nitwit. Good Idon't want her to be here. Um who's that.
Dark Link: (Mouth dropped open) Me stupid it's me. I'm in your shadow.
Ganon: Oh! How'd you get in here?
Dark Link: (Comes out of Ganon's shadow.) I was in your shadow ever since Link defeated me. Oh and by the way you smell really bad.
Ganon: Oh! Link defeated me too. Yeah I know.
Dark Link: I know I saw him defeat you. You're a loser.
Ganon: You did? I am not a loser.
Dark Link: I was in your shadow I told you that. You are a loser.
Ganon: (Pulls out Trident and trys to kill Dark Link)
Dark Link: (Jumps out of way) I was joking no need to go all piggy on me.
Ganon: You were joking. (Laughs maniacally). I know that you weren't.
Dark Link: (Thinks up plan) Truce?
Ganon: Truce! Now with you by my side I might be able to rule Hyrule once more.
Okay how was that. I might write more later.
Ganon: Dark Link I need you to go get King Moblin.
Dark Link: Yes sir!
Ganon: (summons a darknut) Go get my trident.
Dark Link: I brought King Moblin sir!
King Moblin: What do you want?
Ganon: I want you to figure out how to get out of here.
King Moblin: What? This place is sealed.
Darknut: I couldn't find your trident.
Dark Link: Don't believe him. It's behind his back.
???: Oh Dark Link!
Dark Link: Who's there?
Dark Zelda: It's me Dark Zelda. I want you join me in taking over Hyrule.
Dark Link: Okay! See you later Ganon.
Ganon: Okay? What just happened?
That's all I can write right now. I'll write more later.