FS Link in OoT!

And we're back some time ago, Prince Deity started a parody called "FS Link in OoT" and after a few chapters, I joined him and we started making the parody together. We stopped writing it after a while. And now, after some loooong time, we've decided to revive the parody! Here is the first chapter of our parody, which is a rewrite of the original by the way. Enjoy!



---In the vast, deep forest of Hyrule live the kokiri, the children of the forest. Each Kokiri has his or-

Trickster: Shut up!

Prince Diety: Yeah. It's starting already.

---Sorry. Please don't fire me!

FS Link in OoT Parody
witten by Prince Deity and Trickster (Trickster and Prince Deity)

Chapter one: The Heroes...


Deku Tree: Navi, come here…

Navi: Huh?

Deku Tree: Navi come to me

Navi: Ok…

Deku Tree: Navi come to me!

Navi: I’m coming, I’m coming! *flies over to the Deku Tree* What do you want?!

Deku Tree: … Who are you?

Navi: I’m Navi!

Deku Tree: oh yes, Navi.

*awkward silence*

Navi: … so?

Deku Tree: so…?

Navi: You wanted to see me?

Deku Tree: See who?

Navi: ME!!!

Deku Tree: Who are you?

Navi: I’M NAVI!

Deku Tree: … so why are you here?

Navi: *sigh* They don’t pay me enough for this. I’m here because the “Great” Deku Tree wanted to see me

Deku Tree: … who’s the Great Deku Tree?

Navi: YOU!!!

Deku Tree: Oh ok… so who are you again?

Navi: *slaps the Deku Tree*

Deku Tree: how did you do that? You don’t even have any arms to-

Navi: *Slaps the Deku Tree again* focus!

Deku Tree: How the hell-

Navi: *Slap* You’re getting to old for this… *Slap* FOCUS!

Deku Tree: This doesn’t seem *Gets slapped* physically possible! *Gets slapped again*

Navi: *Slap slap slap slapslapslapslapslapslap*

Deku Tree: Alright I remember already! Navi, bring the Links here now!

Navi: Alright…

Deku Tree: Oh and one more thing…

Navi: Yes?

Deku Tree: You still owe me 30 rupees.

Navi: Oh so THAT you remember huh? *Flies away*

--- And so, the brave fairy flew through the forest in search of the Heros that will save the world!

Navi: Good job spoiling the ending...

-Links’ house-

Blue: *wakes up screaming* ahh!

Green: What’s wrong Blue?

Red: *Wakes up* What now?

Blue: I had a nightmare.

Green: What was it about?

Blue: It was horrible…

Red: Just talk.

Blue: Well… We were in front of the entrance to Hyrule Castle town and the bridge came down to let us in and… a women with a girl on her hands came out ridding a horse quickly as if trying to get away from something and then… I looked inside the town and there was this… this… Poster on the wall announcing High School Musical 3!!!

Green and Red: *Gasp*

Red: They wouldn’t dare.

Green: No wonder the woman was getting away from the town. It was just a dream Blue. It’ll be ok.

Red: … But what if they did make a third one?

Blue: Ahh!

Green: Red… d-d-d-don’t s-scare him!

Red: I mean seriously, when was the last time we went into town? Maybe they-

Green: RED! Shut up!

Red: Don’t tell me to shut up!

Green: I wouldn’t tell you to shut up if you could shut up yourself, but you can’t even do that by yourself!

Red: Oh yeah? Come here and I’ll show you how to shut up someone!

Blue: guys just stop fighting! You guys always fight and-

-BAM!-

Green Red and Blue: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Red: Sounded like something crashed on our window.

Green: I’ll go check it out *steps out of the house*

Navi: Ouch! Stupid Windex and your stupid window-cleaning powers.

Green: Was it you that crashed against our window?

Navi: yeah… *Flies over to Green* May I come in for a second?

Green: Sure.

-both go inside the house-

Red: Purple get your lazy butt up!

Purple: What for? To live another day of my miserable life?

Red: Get up now! We have visits.

Purple: Shut up and let me sleep! Why should I even wake up? I want to sleep forever *takes out a bloody razor*

Red: *drags Purple off the bed* Now!

Purple: *hits the floor* fine, I’m awake. *gets up*

Navi: Guys, the Deku Tree wants to see you all.

Green: The Deku Tree? What does he want us for?

Navi: just don’t ask any questions and follow me.

Green: Ok but can you step out for a second please so we can get ready?

Navi: but you’re already dressed and-

Green: Please.

Navi: Ok but hurry up. * goes out of the house*

Green: *closes the door*

Blue: I got a bad feeling about this…

Red: yeah… why would the Deku Tree want to see us?

Purple: I say we kill the fairy... *brandishes the bloody razor*

Green: I don’t know… I think we should go check out what he wants… it might be important

Red: yeah. Maybe we’ll get to kick some ass!

Purple: Fine... *puts razor away after "accidentally" cutting himself*

Blue: Yeah let’s go. What could go wrong? I mean, it’s not like he’s going to eat us or something right?

*claps* YAY!

I REALLY need to get to work on my chapter now

I think you two have a wonderful parody in the making. I expect to see many lulz from you two.

Some points of criticism, though- since this is a parody, I can handle the fact that you've used script formatting; however, I did notice a few grammar and punctuation issues in this chapter, TRICKSTER. Sometimes after a line, you don't alway seem to capitalize a sentence consistently, such as after an action. Also, rather than using multipule exclaimation marks, just use one and bold either a specific word or sentence. It achieves the same effect of what you're trying to do, but looks nicer as well. Sometimes I see you leave off periods.

Instead of just saying "Links' House" in a transition scene, you should make some really zany transition scene. It adds to the humor and makes a bland transition...well, less bland.

Next time, try proofreading this. Since you're co-writing this with PD, maybe get him to glance over it a second time for you as well? That was you can help each other weed out whatever errors crop up.

That's all I have for now. I demand more lulz! :3

Originally Posted by Veyrael

I think you two have a wonderful parody in the making. I expect to see many lulz from you two.

Thanks a lot

I did notice a few grammar and punctuation issues in this chapter, TRICKSTER

yeah... when writing parodies I dont really stop to check on my grammar so that I can type just as ideas and jokes come into my mind so yeah, you might see a lot of grammar mistakes in the stuff I write I'll be sure to watch out for that, and Prince Deity will too (though he's usually the one correcting ME ).

Instead of just saying "Links' House" in a transition scene, you should make some really zany transition scene. It adds to the humor and makes a bland transition...well, less bland.

Yeah I guess we'll do that in the following chapters.

I demand more lulz! :3

And you will have more lulz! Chapters one and two are pretty much meant to catch your attention and get you to read the parody. The real randomness and lulz start from chapter 3.

Chapter 2: GOOGLE!

Navi: let's go. Follow me.

Red: wait... look who's coming

Green: Oh great...

Saria: GOOGLE!!! *trips with a rock* Ouch... I meant... *gets up* YAHOO!!!

Red: You talk to her.

Green: why do I have to talk to her?

Red: She's retarded. You two understand each other.

Green: Ha ha... very funny...

Saria: Hey! You all got a-

Red: Shut up *throws a rock at Saria's head*

Green: WHAT THE HELL RED!?

Red: What?

Green: You threw a rock at her!

Red: So what, I've been throwing rocks at her head for years...

Blue: Well that's explains a bit

Purple: heh heh...

Saria: GOOOOOOOGLE!!! *passes out*

Green: Oh whatever. *continues to walk with the other Link's and Navi*

Navi: come on guys, hurry!

Green: what’s the big rush fairy? Is someone dying?

Navi: hopefully, the Deku Tree…

Blue: What was that?

Navi: Nothing. Just hurry.

Red: Seriously Tinkerbell, why do we have to hurry?

Navi: My name is Navi, and I just want you to hurry because… um… I fly to fast you know… I don’t want you to fall behind and get lost.

Blue: You don’t have to worry about us. We know the way to the Deku Tree. There’s no way we can-

-----

Mido: GET LOST!

Navi: Come on! Let them go through Mido!

Mido: Never!

Red: Look buddy, we outnumber you. Don’t make us-

Mido: what? Are you going to jump me or something? Well bring it on! I got enough for all of you losers.

Green: *sigh* What do we have to do to get through without having to turn to violence?

Mido: Get a sword and shield for each one of you… except for the fairy of course.

Red: Alright… but Mido, we’re gonna come back with swords and shields and then you’ll pay.

Mido: Sure… Now move along.

-All Links go away-

Green: where are we going to find swords and shields?

Red: They sell shields in a shop nearby.

Green: Good, but what about the swords?

Salesman: Swords! I sell swords! Come take your cheap high quality swords for a low price! Only 2 rupees each!

Blue: hmm… Hey you!

Salesman: Who me?

Blue: yes you.

Salesman: would you like to buy a sword?

Blue: No thanks, but can you please shut up? We’re trying to think here.

Salesman: Oh sorry. It’s just that, my swords aren’t selling very well…

Blue: Why don’t you go into the Lost Woods and look for some stalfos? I bet they’ll be interested in getting some new swords.

Salesman: Good Idea! Thanks. Here, take this sword for free.

Blue: No please. Just keep it.

Salesman: Just take it as a sign of my gratitude.

Blue: That’s ok. Just keep it.

Salesman: You keep it.

Blue: No you keep it.

Salesman: You

Blue: You

Salesman: You

Blue: You

Salesman: You

Blue: alright fine. I’ll keep it. Thank you.

Salesman: No, thank YOU.

Blue: You

Salesman: You

Blue: You

Salesman: You

Blue: You

Both: Alright fine. Your welcome.

Salesman: *Goes into the Lost Woods*

Blue: Selling swords for 2 rupees… What a moron!

Ahah, this is funny. Keep going, don't stop for anything, not for food, for the bathroom, or even if yur computers blow up. I know it doesn't make sense, just do it!...please?

can I join?

Originally Posted by mikae

can I join?

Join what? This is a parody...

as in join the randomness and help write the story.

Originally Posted by HeroOfDragons

Ahah, this is funny. Keep going, don't stop for anything, not for food, for the bathroom, or even if yur computers blow up. I know it doesn't make sense, just do it!...please?

Funny you say that... My computer did blow up (kinda) Way too much half-life 2: Deathmatch for my PC to handle... I pretty much write ideas and stuff in a personal notebook, then I go to a friend's house to discuss stuff with Prince Deity, combine ideas and make a chapter. It's working out well so far, and it'll be that way 'til I get my PC fixed. Anyways, thanks. We're glad you like our parody.

Originally Posted by mikae

as in join the randomness and help write the story.

um... I don't know. We're doing fine just PD and me. If we need help later on we'll tell you ok?

okay.

Originally Posted by TRICKSTER

Funny you say that... My computer did blow up (kinda) Way too much half-life 2: Deathmatch for my PC to handle....

Oh, man! How did I do that?!!? I swear there are times I think I'm psychic! I'm serious, I see things...sorta...kinda...don't judge me!!

But I feelm yur pain, my computer broke a while back too. Now, it was an 8-year old computer that they don't even make parts for anymore and it was missing a piece off the back casing, but I liked that thing...but I it got me a new one! Yay, circumstance!

Well, here's to more parody and hope yur computer gets fixed soon.

Well we are almost done with Chapter 3, so expect something new coming up soon

.-*{LoNg-ChApTeR-aLeRt}*-. Chapter 3 is finally done! This chapter explains exactly how my pc blew up Let the randomness begin!



Chapter Three: There Will Be Flood.

Green: We’ll have to look for someone who can sell us swords I guess…

Red: No really? Were you expecting to find them in the ground or under a rock or in your house’s toilet? Of course we have to buy them smart one…

Green: Red shut up. I… Huh? Blue, is that a sword?

Blue: Yeah.

Green: Where did you get it?

Blue: Some guy selling swords gave it to me for free.

Green: Why didn’t you tell us?

Blue: Um… Because… uh… oops?

Red: That’s it! *Takes out a Deku Stick* I’m tired of you!

Green: What are you gonna do?

Red: I’m beating the crap out of this guy and then I’m taking his sword.

Blue: Hey back off. I’m the one with the sword you know. You only have a Deku Stick to defend yourself against my sword! *Sticks his tongue out at Red*

Green: Oh shut up Blue. And you too Red.

Red: You shut up! You’re not the boss of me.

Purple and Blue: *Sigh* Here we go again…

Green: *Takes out Deku Stick* Let’s see who beats the crap out of who.

Red: Bring it on!

Purple and Red: Stick fight! *Take out Deku Sticks*

Navi: Stop this! You guys are supposed to be a team. T-E-A-M. Team! You guys are supposed to work together for the benefit of each other like normal teams do and-

All Links: SHUT UP!

Green: Ugh… *Puts away Deku Stick* Blue, the guy that sold you that sword, where is he?

Blue: He went into the Lost Woods.

Green: Alright, let’s go.

Blue: Wait… Are you really saying that we’re going into the Lost Woods with nothing but Deku Sticks to protect ourselves?

Red: Well, I got a gigantic Deku Stick and a pair of big hairy Deku Nuts that say I don’t need no freaking sword to kick some ass!

Purple: Whatever.

Green: This is all your fault Blue, so shut up and let’s go.

Blue: Alright fine.

*All go into the Lost Woods*

-Lost Woods-

---The Lost Woods was a dangerous place lit by twilight, full of creepy sounds and-

Red: Boring! I thought you said this place would be dangerous.

Green: It is. This place can be deadly.

Red: Got that right. You can bore yourself to death around here.

--- Suddenly, a Deku Scrub popped up from the ground.

Deku Scrub: I’m gonna kill ya’ll *Shoots Deku Nut at Red*

Red: *Hits the Deku Nut with his Deku Stick* Boring. *Takes the sword from Blue and stabs the Deku Scrub*

Deku Scrub: Ouch! That hurt you know. Now I’m gonna kill y- *Dies*

Blue: Hey! That’s MY sword!

--- But just as everything was falling silent again, a Lizalfos appeared out of nowhere.

Blue: … But you can use it for now.

Red: *Sigh* So boring… *Stabs Lizalfos*

Lizalfos: *Makes Dying noises* Tell my wife that… so cold… *cough* I lo- *Dies*

--- Our heroes have made it through another day full of action and epic battles. Will they be able to find-

Red: Wait what? That’s it? Just a Deku Scrub and a Lizalfos and you call that “epic battles”?

--- Hey you can’t interrupt me like this while I’m breaking the fourth wall to cause desire among the readers to read the next chapter by asking a stupid question they all know the answer to but would like to see the answer happen anyways!

Red: Huh? Slow down, throw some commas in there. I couldn’t understand a word you said.

---You can’t interrupt the end of the chapter like that.

Red: Oh yes I can. And you know what else I can do? *Slashes down some red curtains that Red just randomly noticed were there*

--- Hey! You’re not welcome here. This room is for narrators only. Couldn’t you read the sign? “Narrators only.”

Red: Couldn’t you read the script? I just noticed the curtains not the sign. Now shut up and listen.

Blue: Shouldn’t we do something before he gets another kill with MY sword?

Purple and Green: … NAH!

Red: I want an enemy that’s worth my time! I want more action and-

--- I can’t do that!

Red: Why not?

--- I’m just the narrator not the writer!

Red: Then who’s the writer?

--- Prince Deity and Trickster are the writers.

Red: Ok and who do you keep in contact with them?

--- With a cell phone… Just take it but don’t hurt me please! It’s right there on the desk right by my PC.

Red: I see it. *Takes the cell phone* Later.


Green: Wow, you let him live? That’s a surprise.

Blue: Now give me back my sword! *Takes sword from Red*

Green: Red, what are you doing?

Red: Making a phone call

Purple: Suicide hotline? Emo Singles?

Red: No.

Purple: … you suck.

Green: Then who are you calling?

Red: I’m calling Prince Deity.

Blue: What for? You’re not going to call them to make a strong enemy appear for your entertainment pleasure right?

Red: No. I am.

Blue: Huh? Was that a typo or something?

Red: No.

Blue: So does it mean you’re not going to call them for a strong enemy to appear for your entertainment pleasure?

Red: No, I will.

Blue: Then why the hell did you say no?

Red: I meant “no” to your “not.” Two negatives make a positive.

Blue: Oh…

Green: Red, Don’t do it.

Red: We’re not going to fight about this one Green. I already found Prince Deity’s number on the narrator’s contacts.

Green: Great…

Phone: *Rings.*

Prince Deity: *Answers the phone* Hello?

Red: Hello, this is Red from your FS Link in OoT parody.

Prince Deity: Ok… So what do you want?

Red: I want more action! I-

Prince Deity: I’m kinda busy right now and-

Red: Ok I’ll call Trickster. Bye. *Hangs up.*

Prince Deity: He hung up on me?! What a son of a-

Red: He’s busy. I’m calling Trickster.

Phone: *Rings.*

Trickster: Hello? HELLO?

Phone: *Rings again.*

Trickster: Oh… Hee hee… That’s right. *Answers the phone* Hello?

Red: Hi I’m-

Trickster: I know who you are.

Red: How do you know?

Trickster: I’m writing this parody along with Prince Deity. I know your personality. I knew you wouldn’t be happy with what I wrote.

Red: So why did you write it if you knew I wouldn’t be happy with it?

Trickster: So you would call and give this chapter a bit of a twist.

Red: … Clever bastard. Don’t make me waste my breath. You know what I want.

Trickster: *Sigh.*

--- Script change. Ahem… Our brave heroes watched as seven zombie-like monsters appeared right before their eyes.

Green: What the hell are those?

Blue: They look like some weird kind of Re-Deads

Trickster: Those are Flood, from the Halo series.

Red: How do we kill them?

Trickster: Energy swords are excellent for getting rid of Flood, but a shotgun should do fine.

Blue: But we don’t have any of those things!

Trickster: That’s too freaking bad! *Hangs up.*

Red: Wait! He hung up on me! What a son of a-

Flood: *Growl*

Purple: Red, you have no idea how much I hate you right now.

Parody: *Freezes*

Trickster: What the hell?

Prince Deity: Hold up a second, is “Flood” supposed to be singular or plural?

Trickster: Both actually…

Prince Deity: Then how can you tell when it’s plural and when it’s singular?

Trickster: I don’t know. Use your imagination… Context Clues… Common sense or something… I don’t know.

Prince Deity: Whatever.

Parody: *Unfreezes.*

Flood 1: *Takes out magnum* Time to die! *Shoots*

All Links: Hide!

Purple: *Hides behind a giant rock that just happens to have been behind him the whole time* How convenient.

Green: *Hides behind a tree*

Red: *Hides behind Elvis Presley who just happens to have been standing there the whole time* How conve… I mean, what the-

Flood 2: -Hell are you shooting at?

Flood 1: I heard someone here and it smells like food. *Keeps shooting*

Flood 2: You suck. Learn how to aim noob.

Flood 1: Sorry. My eyes are rotten already.

Flood 2: Give me that. *Takes magnum from Flood 1* This is how you aim. *Shoots Blue in the leg*

Blue: Ow! That hurt. *Gets shot in the arm* AHHHHH!

*Boom headshot!*

Blue: *Drops dead*

All Links remaining: BLUE!!!!

Prince Deity: OH ****! You killed blue?

Trickster: Yup. He was starting to annoy me. You're ok with that right?

Prince Deity: No, if I was okay with it, would I have yelled?

Fairy: *Revives Blue*

Blue: I'm alive!

Trickster: Well I want him dead!

Flood 2: *Shoots Blue and the fairy*

Fairy: Why? *Dies*

Blue: Not again... *Dies*

Prince Deity: BY THE POWER OF HELL I REVIVE THEE!

Blue: *Comes back to life with a tail and small devil horns* WHAT THE HELL!?

Trickster: o_O Wow... I Still say he dies!

Blue: *Gets Run over by Hannah Montana*

Hannah Montana: Sorry, just got my license!

Prince Deity: Damn it Hannah Montana! I've always wanted to do this...*takes out a dagger and walks towards Hannah Montana*

Hannah Montana: Are you gonna rape me? Can you make it quick, I have to get my hair done.

Prince Deity: What the hell? *Stabs*

Hannah Montana:AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! *dies*

Prince Deity: *Burns Hannah Montana and sprinkles the ashes on Blue's dead body*

Blue: *Rises* AWESOME! *Horns grow* WHAT'S GOING ON!?

Trickster: Come on! Cut that out! I want him DEAD!

Laptop: *Appears in front of Blue*

Blue: Huh? Cool *Opens up laptop*

Laptop: *Ricky Rolls Blue*

Blue: AHHHH! *Dies*

Prince Deity: *Gets a cult to preform a revival ritual on Blue*

Blue: *Rises as his horns grow even bigger* AGH! STOP GROWING! *Falls over due to the weight of the horns*

Prince Deity: And now... *Presses some buttons and clicks a few times on his computer*

Trickster: Hmm, what's this? *Gets Rick Rolled* DAMN IT!

Rick Astley: *Jumps out of computer*

Trickster: What the hell?

Rick Astley: You know the rules, and so do I! *breaks Trickster's computer so he can't type up any more deaths*

Trickster: NO! Damn it!

Rick Astley: *Rick rolls himself causing the space time continuum to rip, swallowing himself up*

Blue: *Rips tail out and cuts horns off* Well that was strange...

Purple: What the...

Green: How...

Red: Blue... your bleeding out your ass

Blue: What? *Looks at bleeding Tail wound* AGH! *Sits on a bush*

Red: So what are we going to do about those things? *Points towards the Flood*

Flood 1: So why did you stop shooting?

Flood 2: I'm out of ammo.

Flood 1: Oh...

Trickster: I'll take care of it. *Sends in Master Chief to kill the Flood*

The Flood: Uh oh... *Run away.*

Master Chief: *Manages to kill three Flood.* This doesn't look anything like Halo...

Cortana: Who cares? Go after those things!

Master Chief: Alright I'm going. *Runs after the remaining Flood*

Green: *Looks around* This place is like a maze... if we are going to find that Salesman, we need to split up and... wait a minute.... Trickster's back!

Trickster: Yeah I'm using a friend's PC... Anyways don't mind me. I'm not gonna kill Blue... for now.

Red: Ok... So yeah... Let's split up.

Blue: I'll just... sit here healing my... um...

Red: Butt hole?

Blue: Shut up

Red: Fine *Walks off*

Green: See you all later... *Walks off*

Purple: Wait... listen.

Green: What? I don't hear anything...

Purple: Exactly. No annoying little voices, no stupid comments...

Red: You're right... where the hell is Navi?

Green: We'll worry about her later. Let's just split up.

Hahahahaaha, that wuz funny! More more! I demand MORE!!!!!....pleeze?

haha, no worries, more will come. as a matter o' fact, I shall get started right now.

Originally Posted by Prince Deity

haha, no worries, more will come. as a matter o' fact, I shall get started right now.

Don't you mean "we"? we're sailing through some smooth waters. If this keeps up, we should be able to come up with three chapters very soon, so don't expect to wait much for the next one

Originally Posted by TRICKSTER

Don't you mean "we"?

No, I mean the Purple chapter.

ah ok, but I mean the whole parody in general though.


He's doing the whole Purple chapter 'cause I'm not good with his emo character you guys will see what we mean with "Purple chapter" on the next chapter.

Dudes That Was AwEsOmE Guys keep up the good Work! (Master chief could have used a few more lines though )