Marty0's guide to leet speak

What Is Leet Speak?
Leet Speak is the language used by the unique race of IHAVNOLIFANS (I-have-NO-life-an). It is often used on the INTERNET.


Leet to english.

Sometimes there will be situations of which someone in your chatroom or forum uses leet speak in order to sound cool or just to speak with his fellow Ihavnolifans. In a situation such as this, just sit back and ignore them. Or if you're a little ****burger, use the following guide to understand leet.



|\|=N
|v| = M
|)+D
|)
| = P
VV = W

1=L
3=E
7=T
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WORDS

OWN / PWN

inspiring awe: an awesome sight.

showing or characterized by awe.

Slang. very impressive: That new white convertible is totally pwns mine

L337 see own

H0TNESS see L337

BANSTICK a stick that Admins or Mdoderators carry. If you hit someone with it, their acount with all forums will be closed.

@$$face the l33t name for the person who bonked you in the face with a banstic

CHARGIN' MY LAZOR! about to PWN somone.
SHOOPDAWOOP Pwning someon.


MARTY0 See HOTNESS



G10s4ree

IHAVNOLIFANS: A race of people who reside in mostly Texas Washington and California.
INTERNET: An enchanted frontier in the middle of a horrible savage place called The Real World.

I don't have a life.

Just what we needed, something to encourage more of this awful perversion of our language.

Originally Posted by Darknut King

Just what we needed, something to encourage more of this awful perversion of our language.

Actually it was a spoof.

I <3 1337speak. No really, I do.

1337 speak is that of trailer trash. They take the whole english language, and turn it into a dilect of which we frown upon. Though we do not like it, we can not simply punch those who use it, for most likely they have an extensive sword collection - or if we are talking about trailer trash - a shotgun.

Unwarrented spam and not a story.