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Old 08-15-2007, 03:56 PM
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The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker

This is a new parody of mine. I got pretty far in my MM one, but I lost ideas and its been so long since I've played MM. But Wind Waker, HEY! I'm posting it on another forum, and the love it, so maybe you all will!!!


Chapter 1: The Green Clothes

Aryll: Big Brother!!! …. BIG BROTHER!!! …You better be in the Lookout you male thing.

Link: Yes Miss America, I’ll take a kiss from you. *kissing face*

Aryll: …WTF…BIG BROTHER! WAKE UP!

Link: *Eyes snap open* Gah! What do you want?!

Aryll: Hello Big Brother! How are you today?

Link: -_- *farts*

Aryll: Your still half asleep aren’t you? Do you know what day it is today?

Link: -_- Ever heard of Saturday?

Aryll: Nope! …It’s your birthday!!

Link: Yayz! Wait, what’s that smell on your breath?

Aryll: Beer. I mean uh…Nothing! =]

Link: Beer?! I’m not even old enough to drink that! What else do you have?

Aryll: Nothing! Go see Grandma! She wants you.

Link: Let me guess, she-

Aryll: Go to her man!

Link: *Jumps off lookout *

Aryll: *Brings out crack and beer* My poor baby *Kiss* I love you.
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Link: Granny?? Are you here?

Granny: * Is swinging a bra around* Whoo! Party! Whoo! Toga! Toga!

Link: o.o That is so wrong.

Granny: What do you want?!

Link: …My sister said you wanted me…

Granny: Oh yeah. Come here child.

Link: O.o

Granny: Here you go.

Link: Da-na-na-naaaaa! You got hideous green clothes! Better put them on before Granny kicks your ass

Granny: What did you say about me?

Link: …0.0 Nothing.

Granny: *Stares at Link*

Link: Uh…what are you doing?

Granny: Nothing.

Link: Will you turn around the other way?

Granny: No.

Link: Pervert

Granny: =3 Now go get your sister.

Link: Yes your majesty…

Granny: *Rips off bra* Whoo! Party! Toga! Toga!

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Old 08-15-2007, 03:59 PM
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Re: (com) The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker [T]

lol! I love this so much! I can't wait for the next chapter! 5/5!
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Old 08-15-2007, 04:05 PM
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Re: (com) The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker [T]

This way more funnier then your MM one. Link's Granny scares me a bit though...
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Old 08-15-2007, 05:02 PM
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Re: (com) The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker [T]

Lmao! i remeber it now... awsome job windy... keep it up! =D


Aryll:*Brings out crack and beer* My poor baby! *kiss* I love you!... rofl XD
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Old 08-16-2007, 08:11 AM
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Re: (com) The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker [T]

Ha ha! Thats awesome! Keep it coming I wanna see if granny does actullay kick his ass!
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Old 08-16-2007, 05:23 PM
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Thanks! And I know, it IS funny then my MM one.

CENTER] Chapter 2: Miss Tetra [/CENTER]

Link: OMG this tunic is so freakin itchy and hot!!

Girl with Pot on her head: Aww! Link, you look adorable in that!

Link: And you look gay with that pot on your head!

Girl with Pot on her head: ‘Bye! See you later cutie!

Link: OMFG. 0.0
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Link: Aryll, what are you doing?

Aryll: Playing with my seagulls dur.

Link: Anyway, Granny sent me to get you.

Aryll: Never! First, I want you to look at this! *Reaches behind back*

Link: OMFG your gonna show me your-

Aryll: Ta-da! My telescope!

Link: Oh…Okay, I knew that.

Aryll: Look! Take a look at our house from here!

Link: Okay! *Looks through telescope*

Aryll: *Munches on some crack* Gah! Look up in the sky!!

Link: Whoa….that’s a big chicken….

Aryll: It’s not a chicken! It’s a robin.

Link: A robin?

Aryll: No! It’s a swallow!

Link: STFU.

Aryll: Okay!

Link: OMG! That bird just dropped a girl in the forest!

Aryll: Hee…shes gonna die.

Link: o.O

Aryll: Go save her.

Link: Okay!

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Orca: Lala doo doo.

Link: Orca, I want a sword, a hot girl fell in the forest.

Orca: Huh! When I was young we thought everyone was hot!

Link: Dude, why are you yelling?

Orca: Huh! What?! I’m not yelling Tink!

Link: It’s Link.

Orca: Huh! Speak up boy!

Link: o.O

Orca: Huh! You want a towrd?!

Link: Yeah.

Orca: HUH! SPEAK UP CHILD!

Link: I SAID GIVE ME A DAMN SWORD!

Orca: Huh! Why are you yelling?

Link: *Grabs sword* *Runs*

Orca: Huh! Who was I talking to?
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Link: Hello? Anyone here- OMFG! She’s in a tree!

Bokoblin: Not pass. You small child. Small girl not pass.

Link: I’m a boy.

Bokoblin: You look girl. You not boy. You girl.

Link: I ain’t got boobs man! *stabs*

Bokoblin: *dies*

Link: Gawd. *Climbs up to the tree*

Bokoblin Bros: *Fall from the sky* Not save pretty boy! Ugly girl not save boy.

Link: I’m a boy. That in the tree is a girl.

Bokoblin Bros: Not boy. You girl. Not girl. That boy.

Link: Shut up before I slap you.

Bokoblin Bros: Not slap. Hurt.

Link: Exactly.

Bokoblin Bros: No. Not hurt Bros.

Link: *Kills*

Tetra: *Wakes up* Huh? Like, where am I? Holy F***!

Link: Miss, are you okay?

Tetra: I am like, so totally okay. Like, where am I?

Link:… The woods.

Tetra: Like, where is my ship? I like, so totally need to polish my nails.

Link: ….

Tetra: I like, so need to get back to my ship. Can you like, so totally help me dude?

Link: ….Uh….

Gonzo: Tetra! Are okay?

Tetra: Like, totally.

Gonzo: We got to get back on the ship!

Tetra: Like, okay.

Link: …

Tetra: *Walks off with Gonzo*

Link: Hey! I saved you!


Chapter 3: The Shield

Tetra: Like, where do we go?

Link: Ever heard of a bridge?

Tetra: Totally.

Link: ….

Aryll: Big brother! *dramatic wave*

Link: What’s up with the dramatic wave?!

Aryll: :]

Link: ._.

Tetra: Like, that girl is totally midget.

Link: o_O That’s my sister.

Tetra: Totally.

Link: Ugh!

Tetra: Like, totally.

Link: Shut up. I’m gonna b**** slap you.

Tetra: You’re a girl? Huh, I thought you where like, totally a boy.

Link: I am!

Aryll: *Walking across bridge*
Giant Bird: Caw!

Aryll: That’s a robin!

Giant Bird: Caw! Rawr!

Aryll: Oh noes!

Giant Bird: Shaddup!

Aryll: Well excuse me!

Giant Bird: I said Shaddup!

Aryll: Okay.

CD-I Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here!

Link: WTF is that?!

Tetra: Like, a totally ugly dude. Totally.

Link: ….

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Tetra: WHAT?! YOU LIKE, WANNA TOTALLY GO ON MY SHIP?!

Link: Yeah! Please, I am begging you!

Tetra: Why do you wanna go on my ship? There’s like, 2 trees over there.

Link: Huh? What? Oh! I don’t have to p-

Tetra: Hmm?

Link: Will you take me to the Forsaken Fortress? Please?

Quill: Yo’ pirate, let Link get his ass on yo’ ship dawg.

Tetra: Like, who do you totally think you like are?

Quill: Yo’ dawg I’m a Rito

Tetra: Like, so?
Quill: beatch! Take with you dawg!

Tetra: Like, fine!

Link: Whoo!

Tetra: Totally. Get a like, a shield.

Link: Uh! *Walks to Grandma’s house*
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Granny: *sniff*

Link: *Looks up* Huh?! Where’s the shield?

Granny: Right here. Take it. *Throws shield at Link*

Link: Ow! My eye!!!!!

Granny: Go. Go save her.

Link: Yes sir! …I mean ma’am.

Granny: …

Link: *Leaves*

Granny: Time to get my jiggy on! Orca, come on out!

Orca: Lets dance baby!
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Tetra: Like, you got a shield.

Link: Yeah!

Tetra: ^_^

2 chapters!
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Old 08-18-2007, 04:09 PM
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'Kayz, 'kayz. I think Chapter 2's my favorite right now.
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Orca: Lala doo doo.

Link: Orca, I want a sword, a hot girl fell in the forest.

Orca: Huh! When I was young we thought everyone was hot!

Link: Dude, why are you yelling?

Orca: Huh! What?! I’m not yelling Tink!

Link: It’s Link.

Orca: Huh! Speak up boy!

Link: o.O

Orca: Huh! You want a towrd?!

Link: Yeah.

Orca: HUH! SPEAK UP CHILD!

Link: I SAID GIVE ME A DAMN SWORD!

Orca: Huh! Why are you yelling?

Link: *Grabs sword* *Runs*

Orca: Huh! Who was I talking to?
That part with Orca was hilarious. Oh, and Tetra. I think you could've done better with her personality.
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Old 08-19-2007, 07:12 PM
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Old 08-21-2007, 05:20 PM
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Thanks guys!

Hyrule, what was I gonna do with her? I thought see looked like a 'Like' and 'totally' person when I first saw her.

Chapter 4: The Forsaken Fortress part I

Tetra: Like, totally. Like, where we like, heading?

Link: The Forsaken Fortress. Please.

Tetra: Like, okay Tink.

Link: I’m gonna slap you so hard!

Tetra: Totally.

Link: Grrr!

Tetra: Rawr.

Link: B****

Tetra: Wh***

Link: Hmm. I like the way you think!

Tetra: :-D

Link: o_O

Tetra :Like, go down to the ship with Nikko.

Link: Who?

Tetra: Like, Nikko.

Link: Fine. *Leaves*

Tetra: Gonzo, wasn’t he like, the hottest blonde you ever like, so totally saw?

Gonzo: Yeah. Sure. Whatever.

Tetra: -_-
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Nikko: Gah! Newbie!

Link: Huh? Newbie?

Nikko: ROFL do you know what I’m saying?!

Link: No.

Nikko: LOL!

Link: What do those stand for?!

Nikko: LOL, your like so, dumb!

Link: Grr…I’m gonna slap you!

Nikko: WTF!

Link: o.o

Nikko: ROFL your so stupid! Noob!

Link: You better shut up.

Nikko: STFU.

{To much action happens here. But I will tell you what happens! Nikko got his head chopped off!}

Tetra: Linkie! We’re here!

Link: What the hell. She called me ‘Linkie’…*giggles*

Tetra: Come on!

Link: Yeah?

Tetra: We’re here! :-D

Link: YAYZ!

Tetra: Like, wanna know how your getting over there?

Link: Yeah!

Tetra: *winks*
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Link: F***! You launching me?!?!

Tetra: Totally.

Link: o.o;

3...2...1...
{Sorry. No more will be place till chapter 4. Ha!}
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It needed some more humor content, its not all about party and togas. It was also very short, I was expecting something interesting and longer...
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Aryll: Go see Grandma! She wants you.

Link: Let me guess, she-

Aryll: Go to her man!
What do you think Link was going to say?
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dude, you have to keep writing! thats was F***ing hilarious!
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dude, you have to keep writing! thats was F***ing hilarious!
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Aryll: First, I want you to look at this! *Reaches behind back*

Link: OMFG your gonna show me your-

Aryll: Ta-da! My telescope!

Link: Oh…Okay, I knew that.
Link's sick...

BTW, Hilarious! Quill rocks! But Granny disturbs me...
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OMFG! Sorry, I'm trying my best to write Chapter 5! It'll be up as soon as I can, okay? Trying my best!
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Old 04-14-2008, 01:15 PM
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This parody is awesome.
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Old 04-19-2008, 12:09 PM
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Windy is the Fanfic Champion! This parody is what I call Ultra-Advanced-Awesome x Infinity! (My description of Super Smash Bros. Brawl)
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Critisicim: Wow...the comedy sucked.
Compliments: It had some funny parts...
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Lol I was laughing so hard with Nikko, The Linkie, and Granny and Orca. Lol.... XD
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Old 04-20-2008, 12:52 PM
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I'm writing a Wind Waker comic book. It's an assignment--my school is having Market Night in a few days, and me and my friend are selling these comics. Haha, I made Link say, "These clothes are WAY out of season..."
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