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No, that was not a stupid ending. It was very funny. *Out of nowhere* I WANT A COOKIE! XD

LOL ! keep up the good work


I can see nothing wrong with it and am still laughing at the ....I WANT A COOKIE!

Whats going on!?!? What happened to my posts? What happened to chapter 16?!?! WHATS GOING ON HERE!!! :mad:

EDIT: Damn, I just checked the Bugs section, and someone hacked the site. Sorry Jaca, but your going to have to repost the chapter. :'(

Ah crap. Whatever, here it is again.

Chapter 16-The Forest Temple (Part 5)
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Link enters Diababa's chamber.

Link: ........where is it?

Me: Oh I don't know, maybe it's in that funky purple water?

Link: You making fun of me?

Me: Gee, how'd you guess.

Link: *sigh* Whatever. COME OUT DAMN IT!!

Midna: Midna's not gay!

Link: Not you, the @#*&ing boss!

Me: You really shouldn't accuse Midna of that, Link.

Link: I didn't!

Me: That's really not nice.

Link: DAMN YOU ALL!!!

This ever so awkward argument is interrupted by two giant babas coming out of the water.

Link: AAAAHHHH!!!

Me: Quit screaming like a little girl and kill them!

Link: How!?

Me: Bombs!

Link: What b-Oh right, conveniently placed bomblings.

Miyamoto: They add such a dangerous feel to the room, don't they?

Link: Yeah, I'm SURE that's what you were thinking when you put them there.

Link kills the first two babas with the conveniently placed bomblings.

Link: That boss sucked!

Miyamoto: You know, it hurts me inside when you say things like that.

Link: That took, like, 4 seconds!

Miyamoto: FINE! I'll show you four seconds, meany meanerson!

Link: Meany meanerson?

Miyamoto: And I'm taking your so-called conveniently placed bomblings!

Link: Whatever.

Miyamoto: And Jaca, could you-

Me: Yeah, I will.

Meany Meanerson: You'll what? I-...........wait........CHANGE MY NAME BACK!!!!

Miyamoto and I: Bye!

Meany Meanerson: SON OF A B*TCH!!!!!

A name tag appears on him. It says "Hi, I'm Meany Meanerson."

Meany Meanerson: Huh? *tries to take off but can't* OH #*&%!!!! *sobbing*

Adding insult to injury, Diababa bursts out of the water.

Meany Meanerson: HOLY SH**!

Diababa: RRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR-Huh? *reads name tag* Your name is "Meany Meanerson?"

Meany Meanerson: No, you see, Jac-

Diababa: *laughs uncontrollably*

Meany Meanerson: SHUT UP!

Diababa: Oh man that's funny. *sigh* Oh yeah, aren't we supposed to be fighting of something?

Meany Meanerson: YES!!!

Diababa: Ok sure. God, Meany Meanerson. Ok. *takes deep breath* RRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Meany Meanerson: Ok, I just have to-AW SH** HE TOOK THE BOMBLINGS AWAY!!

Midna: Wow, you're screwed.

Meany Meanerson: SHUT THE #*&% UP MIDNA!!!! And will you PLEASE change my name back?!

Me: *sigh* Fine.

Link aka meany meanerson: Thank y-HEY!!

Me: How's Double-M-erson?

Link aka Double-M-erson: NO!!!!!

Me: *sigh* Whatever.

Link: THANK YOU!!!

Baboon enters.

Baboon: Hey, what'd I miss?

Link: I NEED BOMBS, DAMN IT!!

Baboon: Oh ok, I've got some. man, he's pissy...

The Baboon starts swinging back and forth with a bombling.

Link: ................wouldn't this be easier if you just handed them to me?

Miyamoto: Shut up! That's the point!

Link: Well I think it's stupid.

Miyamoto: You're stupid!

Baboon: Hey! Getting tired here!

Link: Oh yeah.

Link hits Diababa with the bombling, who proceeds to conveniently-stop saying conveniently! shut up, Miyamoto-conveniently fall right where Link can walk up to it.

Link: Sweet! *hits Diababa with sword gleefully*

Diababa: OW OW OW OW OW!!!! SON OF A B*TCH!! STOP!! OW!!

Diababa reels back, super pissed. It starts to shoot that purple stuff at Link.

Link: AAAAHHHHHH!!!! *gets hit* OW!! Ugh, what is this stuff?

Diababa: I got it from Seacrest.

Ryan Seacrest: You say my name, babee?

Link: Babee?

Seacrest: Yeah, I love my little diababee!

Link: *throws up*

Seacrest: You asked about the purple stuff? Oh yeah, it's my-

Link: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!

Seacrest: It came from-

Link: *puts fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! LALALALALA!!

Diababa: You better clear out, cresty. Were having a little epic battle here.

Seacrest: 'K. See ya, sweetie! *leaves*

Diababa: Ok, where were we?

Baboon: Have all of you pretty much forgotten I'm here?

Link: Just keep swinging.

Link hits Diababa with a bombling who against insurmountable odds falls right where Link can reach it.

Link: I am ENDING this awkward, disturbing, disgusting, painful, humiliating.......uh.......well, there's plenty of other adjectives I could use here, but anyway, fight NOW!!

Link kills Diababa.

Link: YES!!!!

Seacrest: NO!!!!!! BABEE!!!!! I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!!! Oh WHY is the world so CRUEL!?!?! I HATE YOU!!! *runs away crying*

Link: Glad that's over.

Diababa transforms into a Fused Shadow. Link grabs it.

Link: What the hell is this?

Midna: It's what Midna was looking for!

Link: Ok, but what IS it?

Midna: It's a Fused Shadow!

Link: What does a Fused Shadow do?

Midna: It's what Midna was looking for!

Link: Ok, that's totally not what I asked.

Midna: Let's get out of here! Grab the Heart Container.

Link: Ok. *grabs*

On-Screen Text Box: DA DA-DA DA DAAAAAAAA!!!! YOU GOT A HEART CONTAINER!!!! .........................Yeah, I don't really have anything funny to say about this. It increases your life.

Link: Ok, let's go. And Jaca?

Me: Yeah?

Link: This place SUCKED.

Me: I know.

Link: And it-

Link steps into the portal, leaving what he said a mystery..........Yeah, he's giving me a pissed-off look right now.
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END OF CHAPTER 16

Damn hacks. Oh well, there it is again.

Originally Posted by jacamitanoz

Link: *sigh* Whatever. COME OUT DAMN IT!!

Midna: Midna's not gay!

Link: Not you, the @#*&ing boss!

Me: You really shouldn't accuse Midna of that, Link.

Link: I didn't!

Me: That's really not nice.

Link: DAMN YOU ALL!!!

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Diababa transforms into a Fused Shadow. Link grabs it.

Link: What the hell is this?

Midna: It's what Midna was looking for!

Link: Ok, but what IS it?

Midna: It's a Fused Shadow!

Link: What does a Fused Shadow do?

Midna: It's what Midna was looking for!

Link: Ok, that's totally not what I asked.

My favorite parts!
W00t, Jaca!

...Yeah, I know I posted before the hack, but whatever.

oh i guess my post here was deleted in the hack, so... Good work. Its pretty funny so i give it a 4/5 because it isnt perfect. I got to this thread by Helmarockings siganature so their advertising worked.

Hey guys. Sorry about the delay. Chapter 17 WILL be up either tomorrow or Tuesday. It was going to be up tonight but I got held up and couldn't finish.

EDIT: Crap, I couldn't get done today either. Sorry, I've just been having a lot of trouble writing this chapter (I don't have a lot to work with at this point in the game). I am 99.99999999999% sure that chapter 17 will be up tomorrow (11/14). The chapters after this should go smoother once I get into Kakariko (MUCH more to work with). Sorry about all this, guys.

EDIT2: FINALLY, here it is.

Chapter 17-To Twilit Eldin
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Link reappears at the Ordon Spring.

Link: Whoa, that was weird.

Faron: You JUST got done?!

Link: Aw hell...

Faron: So what were you doing, having a #%*&ing party in there?! God, and you're supposed to save the world. What a joke.

Link: Hey...

Faron: *continues ranting*

Link: Dude!

Faron: And you-

Link: Oh my God, just tell me where to go!

Faron: *sigh* Head to Eldin Province. It's to the northwest. Do you know where northwest is, #%*& for brains?

Link: Yes...*walking away* God, he's a douchebag.

Midna: Where are we going?

Link: He just said Eldin Province, dumbass!

Me: Double-M? Remember our little talk about being mean?

Link: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!

They come up on Coro's.

Coro: Hey dude! Where you dudes going?

Link: ELDIN PROVINCE!!

Coro: Whoa! You're gonna scare the little dudes!

Link: God, why are they even up there?

Little Dudes: We found Rusl's stash!

Midna: Midna thought Uli found it.

Link: He's probably got 30 stashes and was just too pissed and/or brain damaged to remember that.

On-Screen Text Box: *off in distance* Hey, what's in this bag?

Link: *sigh* Man, I need to get out of this #%*&ing forest.

They reach Hyrule Field.

Link: *sees the field* DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!

Midna: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!! Ha! Midna's was one A longer!

Link: .....ok, you want a cookie?

Midna: Midna thought you didn't have any cookies!

Link: *slaps forehead*

They start walking. The Postman stops them.

Postman: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!

Link: *takes fingers out of ears* What!?

Postman: I have a LETTER for YOU!!!!

Link: ok....*reads letter*

"HIIII!!!! If I YELL at YOU in Hyrule FIELD, don't run AWAY! Let ME give YOU your LETTER!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!"

-The POSTMAN!!!!!!

Link: .....you know you're standing right in front of me.

Postman: So WHAT!?!?!?!

Link: ....so you could've just told me this in person.

Postman: But why tell you in PERSON when I can tell you in a LETTER!?!?!?!?

Link: *sigh* Nevermind....

Postman: GoodBYE!! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!! *runs away*

Link: *shivers* I need to remember to get some earplugs.

They reach the Barrier.

Midna: Ok, let's go.

Link: All right, let-wait a minute, does this mean I'm gonna be a wolf again?

Me: Yep.

Link: OH #%*& s*%# %#*&ing %#*&!!!! OH %#*& GAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: .........you done?

Link: Yeah. Let's go.

Midna pulls Link into the Twilight. He transforms.

Wolf Link: GRRR!!!! (Translation-"SH**!!")

Midna: Yay! You get to be Midna's horsey again!

Horsey Link: Ra-...GRRRR!!!! (Translation-"I am not your-DAMN IT JACA!!!")

Me: *laughs*

Horsey Link: Grr! (Translation-"Need I remind you of what happened earlier!?")

Me: Oh...yeah....sorry. I'll change it back...

On-Screen Text Box: *off in distance* let's s-Hey, what's going on? Do I need to whip out the hold music again?

Me: Nah, we're good.

They head forward and see the Wooden Sword.

Me: Hey! It's Big Stick with graffiti and sh** on it! I guess Talo dropped it. Go smell it, Link.

Wolf Link: Grr? (Translation-"Why?")

Me: So you know what the kids smell like.

Wolf Link: Grr- (Translation-"Why would I want to know what the-")

Me: Just do it!

Wolf Link: ...grr (Translation-"Ok, ok. *sniffs* It smells like chains, fake medallions, and...*sniffs again* me?")

Me: Hmm, I guess Colin must have touched it at some point.

Wolf Link: Grr? (Translation-"What?")

Me: Nothing!

They walk forward. The Twilight Barriers and Messengers fall.

Wolf Link: grr... (Translation-"Oh, great.")

Link kills two Messengers.

3rd Messenger: *looks at them* GET YO' ASSES UP, FOOS!

The other two Messengers resurrect. Link looks up.

Me: I call them the T-Messengers.

Wolf Link: grr. (Translation-"Wow, I never would have guessed.")

Link kills the Messengers.

Messenger: Oh my Lord. I believe we have been the greatest foos to-*explodes*

Midna: Midna pities dem foos!

Crickets chirping

Me: ........wow, that really sucked.

Midna: Well excuse Midna for trying to be funny! *cries in corner*

They proceed to Kakariko.

Wolf Link: grr-GRRR!!! (Translation-"Wow, this place is cool. I bet there's-*Twilight Messengers fall*-Damn it!")

Messengers: We be the T-Understudies!

Wolf Link: Gr-(Translation-"T-understu-")

Messengers: SHUT UP, FOO! IT'S TIME FOR US TO KICK YOUR ASS!

Link, conversely, kicks their ass.

Messenger: *moans* I believe we have been even greater foos than the-

Wolf Link: Gr-grr...(Translation-"You know, technically, if you're the understudies, you actually-*they explode*-ok, nevermind.")

They walk up to Eldin.

Eldin: Huh? What happened?

Wolf Link: Grr. (Translation-"I killed those Twilight Messengers.")

Eldin: Oh. What's that?

Wolf Link: Grr? (Translation-"Those monsters I just fought. Didn't you see me?")

Eldin: Uhh.....yeah.....

Wolf Link: Grr. (Translation-"Ok, good.")

Eldin: ................................

Wolf Link: .............................

Eldin: ...............yeah...............

Wolf Link: .........grr........ (Translation-".........so.......")

Eldin: ...................

Wolf Link: ......grr? (Translation-".....aren't you gonna give me something?")

Eldin: Uhh...what?

Wolf Link: Grr? (Translation-"The Vessel of Light?")

Eldin: Oh........what's that?

Wolf Link: GRR!! (Translation-"The thing to store Tears of Light in!")

Eldin: Oh......yeah.....here you go. *hands Link a shoe*

Wolf Link: ....grr. (Translation-"....ok, this is a shoe.")

Eldin: Oh.....right......here. *hands Link a stick*

Wolf Link: grr (Translation-"This is a stick, retard.")

Eldin: Oh......hang on, I've got it here somewhere......maybe....*starts handing Link things*

Wolf Link: grr...grr...grr...(Translation-"That's a sock.....that's an apple....that's another stick....that's Midna....that's-damn it, it looks like a grapevine, you idiot!")

Eldin: Oh, ok.......here. *hands Link a bowl of grapes*

Wolf Link: .......grr (Translation-".......oh, for God's sake, I'll get it.")

Link jumps into the ball of light.

Wolf Link: GRR?! grr...(Translation-"Ok, let's see.....what's that-oh God, what do you do in here?! Ugh, I got to find that-oh there it is.")

Link jumps out. Silence.

Wolf Link: .......grr? (Translation-".......where's OSTB?")

On-Screen Text Box: *off in distance* Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Wolf Link: grr. (Translation-"Oh.")

Midna: Midna thinks OSTB is-

Me: We know, Midna.

Wolf Link: Grr. (Translation-"Let's just hope she doesn't find some.")

Me: Yeah.

Midna: Hey, what's in this bag?

Wolf Link: grr...(Translation-"oh no...")

Link worriedly sets off to search for Light Bugs.
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END OF CHAPTER 17

Again, REALLY sorry about the delay. Hope you liked it. 18 will be up soon.

to quote a line from Jeff Duning ham: That was funny as H*ll!

I can't see any thing wrong with it.

Originally Posted by jacamitanoz

Midna pulls Link into the Twilight. He transforms.

Wolf Link: GRRR!!!! (Translation-"SH**!!")

Midna: Yay! You get to be Midna's horsey again!

LMAO! That part cracked me up! I've been reading all the way through and this is by far the best fan-fic/parody i've ever read. Keep it up.

Thanks! Chapter 18 will be up soon, guys. I was on vacation all this week at my aunt's house and her computer was broken so I couldn't get anything written.

that was laugh out loud funny you almost made me piss my self

Here's chapter 18, finally.

Chapter 18-Eldin Light Bugs
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Midna: Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!! Ride that pony!!!!

Me: I think Midna's high, Link.

Wolf Link: grr? (Translation-"Really? I hadn't noticed.")

Me: How can you not notice?

Wolf Link: GRRR!!! (Translation-"I'M BEING SARCASTIC, RETARD!")

Me: Wolfy? Let's be nice! How you doing there, Midna?

Midna: Don't mind me, I'm just riding it like a cowboy!

Me: Hey, she isn't speaking in third person anymore!

Wolf Link: GRR! (Translation-"FRYING PAN FIRE, JACKASS!")

Me: I think you left out some of that phr-

Wolf Link: GRR! (Translation-"SHUT UP! I can't take you and this high little monkey thing back here at the same time! Just leave me alone until this stuff wares off and she turns into detoxing litlle monkey thing.")

Me: Ok...............

Wolf Link: ................

Me: .........................so how y-

Wolf Link: GRR! (Translation-"GO AWAY!!")

Me: *laughs then leaves*

Midna: Hey, guess what!

Wolf Link: grr... (Translation-"oh God...")

Midna: We going to Vegas baby!!!

Wolf Link: ...............grr (Translation-"...............yes Midna, we're going to Vegas. Here's some poker chips. Have fun. *hands her some rocks*")

Midna: We gonna be rich, baby! We gonna get s-*throws up*

Wolf Link: grr.... (Translation-"ugh...I hope this doesn't last long.")

Link starts looking for light bugs. He heads into the teepee thing where all the spirits are.

Wolf Link: Grr. (Translation-"Whoa.")

Midna: WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA. Look at those guys!!!! They're all like........whooooaaa.........who are those guys?

Wolf Link: Grr. (Translation-"It's the spirits of those retarded Ordon kids, plus....I don't know, some ugly little girl, a fat guy with a welders' mask on, and...some big tall guy with dredlocks and baboon-ass lips.")

Midna: Ohhhhh.

Wolf Link: ................

Midna: .................

Wolf Link: ................grr. (Translation-"..................so Midna, who are those guys?")

Midna: The Brady Bunch?

Wolf Link: Grr. (Translation-"Gahh, crap, I was banking on the Osbournes.")

Midna: But the Osbournes aren't-

Wolf Link: Grr! (Translation-"Shut up, Midna, I need t-....wait a minute, you can understand me?")

Midna: Yeaaaahhhh. You're pony, I'm Mistress Flash Desiree Midna the Third, and we're going to Vegas to do Vegas things!

Wolf Link: Grr... (Translation-"riiiiiiight......oh great, now I can't ignore Midna on the grounds that she can't understand me anymore.")

Me: Aren't I the greatest?

Wolf Link: Grr. (Translation-"Oh, shut up. I need to hear what these guys are saying.")

Over near the window.

Talo: This is some bullsh**.

Beth: MAN, I didn't know that we'd be brought out here to the ghetto. This place sucks, boyy.

Malo: We're attempting to keepz it real.

Colin: LINK WILL COME AND SAVE US, GUYS.

Renado: All of yeh need to mellow out, mon.

Talo: Yo, shut up, man! I don't know what the hell's goin' on wit all them creepy-ass monsters, everything looking kinda orange, and what the hell are these little black squares doing floating everywhere, man?!

Colin: LINK WILL COME AND SAVE US, GUYS.

Luda: Everyone calm down! Let's play a board game or something to take our mind off all this.

T, M, & B: .................

Luda: .........what?

Talo: You kinda look like a guy!

Luda: HEY!

Renado: Don't be sayin that about mah daughter, mon!

Talo: Bite me!

Renado: Eww!

Colin: LINK WILL COME AND SAVE US, GUYS.

Beth: IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO SHOVE THIS STICK UP YO' ASS!!

Colin: ................

T, M, & B: ................

Colin: ..............

Talo: *sigh* Finally, he shuts up. N-

Colin: LINK WILL C-

T, M, & B: GAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Giant dust ball fight ensues.

Wolf Link: Grr. (Translation-"Saw this coming.")

Midna: Are they doing what I think they're doing, pony?

Wolf Link: grr (Translation-"please say fighting, please say fighting")

Midna: They're making sugar cookies, aren't they!

Wolf Link: grr (Translation-"*sigh* God, I hate you, Rusl.")

Me: Hey, go light those torches.

Wolf Link: Grr? (Translation-"With what?")

Me: One of the sticks that isn't in Colin's ass.

Midna: FIYAAHH!!!

Me: Yes, Midna, fire.

Link lights the torches, gets the bugs, and jumps out to the graveyard. He heads up to Barnes' storage shed.

Me: They ran in there.

Wolf Link: Grr. (Translation-"Ok. I wonder what's in here. *heads in*")

Me: Where'd they go?

Midna: *sees fire* MORE FIYAAHH!!!

Me: Very good, Midna. Hey, what do those signs say? *looks*

Wolf Link: Grr! (Translation-"Hey, I think I see them in the fireplace. I'll light it and flush them out.")

Me: Let's see, no fire....explosive....blow your ass up-OH SH**!! LINK, NO!!!

Link lights the fireplace. Bugs fly around and set fire.

Wolf Link: GRR!! (Translation-"OH SH**!!")

Midna: LOTSA FIYAAHH!!!

Wolf Link: GRR!! (Translation-"SHUT UP MIDNA! LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!")

They run out. It explodes. They head to Death Mountain. Rocks fall.

Wolf Link: GRR! (Translation-"OH CRAP!! *dodges*")

Midna: Ooh, falling fiyah. Let's-*get's hit by rock* OW!!

Me: Whoa. You ok?

Midna: Yeah, Midna's ok.

Me: Hey, she speaking in third person again.

Wolf Link: GR-GRR! (Translation-"YES!! THANK YOU R-*gets hit* OW!!")

Me: You know, you would think that getting hit by a flaming ball of volcanic rock would kill you instantly.

Miyamoto: We've been through this! It just knocks you over and makes you flash red for a second! You then get up and walk it off as if nothing happened.

Me: Right. And I guess that's the case for ice, bombs, clubs, swords, arrows, and.....pretty much anything else?

Miyamoto: Um...well.......SHUT UP! *runs away*

Me: *sigh*

Link gathers the remaining light bugs and warps back to the spring.

Eldin: Whoa. What happened?

Link: I restored light to Eldin Province.

Eldin: Oh. What's that?

Link: Where we are.

Eldin: Oh. Cool.

Link: ............

Eldin: .............who are you?

Link: I'm out of here.

Eldin: Wait! Why did you need that stick I gave you?

Link: *slaps forehead*

Me: Well, you restored light to Eldin, Midna's not tripping anymore, and you're not a wolf anymore. All in all, a good day?

Link: Yeah. Yeah, I would s-

T, M, B, & C: LINK!!!!!

Link: Damn it.

Me: Well that didn't last long.

Link: Shut up.

The kids walk up.

Talo: WHADDUP DAWG!? We just been chillin' here in this sh**hole town.

Beth: We wanna get the hell out of here, man!

Malo: This place makes it quite difficult to keepz it real.

Colin: HI LINK.

Link: *sigh* Hi, guys...

Colin: I KNEW YOU'D COME SAVE US, LINK.

Talo: Do you want another stick in your ass, Colin?

Colin: YES.

Talo: WHAT?!

Colin: YES, PLEASE.

Talo: EWW!! *runs away*

Renado: *to Link* Pleased to meet ya, mon.

Link: Pleased to meet you too, Julia Roberts.

Luda: Julia Roberts?

Link: Yeah, J-Whoa...

Luda: What?

Link: *thinking* Man, that is an ugly girl!

Renado: Well, since you're here, mon, you should head to Death Mountain and deal wit those jackass Gorons, mon. They been acting weird lately.

Link: Ok. Anything to get away from these guys.

T, M, B, & C: What?

Link: Nothing!

Link heads for Death Mountain.
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END OF CHAPTER 18

Hope you liked it. Sorry for the wait.

Preaty darn good, mon. I laughed at quite a fow parts. Like how Malo talks all sophisticated when he's not saying 'We keepz it real'. Although I found it a bit disturbing how you skipped a bunch of stuff. Example...

They run out. It explodes. They head to Death Mountain. Rocks fall.

Dude. You skipped like, half the entire light bug hunt in one line. Creepy...
Oh, and you skipped the Goron spirits. And I just realised, you also skipped the Hero's Shade with the Ending Blow. I don't mean to be rude, I'm just pointing out stuff you should work on. It's still really good!

Thanks, HK. Yeah, I know it's weird with all the skipped stuff, but I do have my reasons. I skip the bug fighting scenes because there's just simply not very much I can do with them, and if I did, it would get way too repetitive or drawn out. As for the Goron spirits, I just wanted to save them for an in-person meeting next chapter. That just seemed right to me.

Originally Posted by HelmarocKing

you also skipped the Hero's Shade with the Ending Blow.

Aw crap, I did skip that! Crud. I didn't leave that out on purpose, I just forgot it. I'm writing this parody with the actions and storyline in my memory, I don't have the game on in front of me. Man, I knew I'd forget something at some point (and there's so much I could have done with that part! ). Crap. Thanks for pointing that out, though.

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Malo: This place makes it quite difficult to keepz it real.

Colin: HI LINK.

Link: *sigh* Hi, guys...

Colin: I KNEW YOU'D COME SAVE US, LINK.

Talo: Do you want another stick in your ass, Colin?

Colin: YES.

Talo: WHAT?!
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LOL funny.
And the hero shade, you could add that in. Like, post an update and say 'I left this part out!' then add it in. No one would mind.

Yeah, I was thinking about doing that, but I was wondering what people would think. I guess you're right, though. No one would mind.

Awesomeness.

Keep it up, this makes me laugh...somewhat.

Um...thanks? I...can't tell if that was a compliment or a suggestion of improvement...

AAWSOMELY AWSOMELY AWSOME WSOMELY AWSOMELY AWSOME AWSOMELY AWSOMELY AWSOME AWSOMELY AWSOMELY AWSOME AWSOMELY AWSOMELY AWSOME


THAt made Me Laugh Sooooo Much!!!!
keep making more

[QUOTE]We Keepz It real[QUOTE]

I LOVE that LINE

WHAT!!! YOUR AHEAD OF ME? Well serves me right for not posting for a couple of monthes.

The jokes you used are stolen somewhat