Hey guys! I've been posting my parody on gamefaqs, and I wanted to spread it here. In gamefaqs, I already posted 7(about to be 8) parts. In this forum, I'm just gonna post from part 1 again so all of you guys can see what I have already posted. According to gamefaqs users, part one isn't exactly one of the best parts of my parody, so all of you need patience.
As you could see from the title, this thread is a parody of wind waker, but with a twist. Instead of Link going through the adventure, Fox, Falco, Slippy and later on Peppy will take Link's place. Anyway, Here's the Parody!
*Aryll enters the lookout*
Aryll: Slippy......Slippy, wake up! todays a special day!
Aryll: I SAID WAKE UP!
Slippy(in a state of schock): What? What? Where am I? What place is this? What are you and who are you doing? Do you smoke marijuana?
Slippy(Still in a state of shock): WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP? WHAT WAS MY DREAM? WHY AM I ASKING YOU?
Aryll: Slippy, I think you should......
Slippy(Still in a state of shock): WHAT? WHERE? WHO? HOW? WHICH!!!???
Aryll: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!
Slippy: Oh, It's just you, Aryll.
Aryll: Falco, wake up! It's a special day today!
Falco: *hard snore*
Aryll: I SAID WA.....
Falco: *punches Aryll*
Aryll: You want a piece of me!? *hits Falco with telescope*
Falco: Just give up, Aryll. It's worthless! *tries to go back to sleep*
Slippy: Falco, are you awake? How was your sleep? Was it nice? Was it bad? huh? huh? HUH?
Falco: Ugh. Nevermind. *Stands up*
Aryll: Fox, wake up! It's a special day today!
Fox: Rise and shine boys! Today's a new day with new things to do.
Aryll: Okay guys, do you know why I woke all of you up?
Fox: No. Why?
Aryll: BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Falco: *Yawn*. I have better things to do aside from this. *Tries to go back to sleep*
Falco: Fine. *Stands up*
Slippy: Well now that it's our birthday, what should we do?
Fox: I think we should....
Slippy: What should we do?
Fox: Slippy, we should....
Slippy: WHAT SHOULD WE DO!!?
Fox: ugh, if you want amusement, let's steal tunics from grandma!
Slippy: Good idea! I'm in!
Fox: DON'T SAY IT, FALCO!
*Fox, Falco, and Slippy enter their grandma's house, tiptoing so that grandma won't notice them. Grandma eventually notices them and gives them a stare*
Fox: She noticed us! Group stare!
*They all stare at grandma for 10 seconds. Grandma throws a shirt towards Slippy*
Slippy: AHHHHHHHHHH! SHE USED HER SHIRT ATTACK!
Fox: That's it, RETREAT!
*All three run back to the lookout*
Fox(panting): Wow, that was useless.
Falco: Not as useless as you are!
Falco: *punches fox* You're not the boss of me!
Aryll: Enough with the fights guys! I have a gift for all of you. *brings out telescope* Now I only have one, so all of you have to share.
Falco: I'm using it first! * grabs a telescope and looks through it*
Slippy: So, what do you see? Is it nice? Are there any wierd things? what? What? WHAT!?
Falco: THAT'S IT, I QUIT THIS TEAM! EVERYDAY I JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH A FAT FROG WHO NEVER SHUTS UP! I'M OUTTA HERE! IF YOU NEED ME, THEN TOO BAD CAUSE YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME!!!! *Drops telescope, jumps out of the lookout and runs away*
Slippy: Falco! Wait! Oh well, I guess I'll have to try the telescope now. *Looks into telescope*
Fox: So Slippy, what do you see?
Slippy: Well, nothing much all I see are.........OH MY GOSH!
Slippy: That postman looks ugly, just like Aryll!
Fox: What else do you see?
Slippy: Let's see. um.........OH MY GOSH!
Fox: What? What is it?
Slippy: There's a bird....and it's carrying a little girl! What's that? It's a pirate ship! And....and it's firing a cannonball. It hit the bird and.....oh no! The bird dropped the girl into the forest. We have to rescue her!
Fox: You're right! but we can't rescue her without swords.........I know just who we could consult.........
Slippy: Oh no, you don't mean.....
Slippy: But i don't want to see him!
Fox: Why? Are you scared?
Slippy:errrrr.......I gotta go potty! *runs away*
Fox: *Grabs Slippy's shirt* Naha, You're not going anywhere till we see Orca.
Slippy: Oh man........*blushes*
*Fox and slippy run to Orca's house. Slippy starts staring at Orca, unaware of what's happening around him.*
Slippy: *wakes up* What, What, WHAT?
Fox: Go ask orca for some swords.
Slippy: I....he....sword.....man.......girl...for.....rest ......I......I....I....I'M IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*
Orca: Love? Seriously, what do you want?
Fox: Ummm...... We'll take three swords please.
Orca: Alright. *gives 3 swords to fox*. Here ya go!
Fox: Thanks! * Carries slippy to the cliff near the forest. He suddenly encounters Falco*
Falco: YES! THAT FROG IS DEAD! NOW I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!
Fox: Falco, He's just uncounsious.
Falco: $@#&! Well he'd better wake up soon cause I want him to see me tear him apart limb from limb!
Fox: Really? i just want him conscious because he's part of the team.
Falco: Well you'd better find some help or else!
Fox: Hmmm.......*Notices kaleidoscope guy* Hey! *runs to kaleidoscope guy* Could you help us out? Our friend is unconscious.
Guy: Sure! uh.....help is like, my middle name!
Guy: uhh.....no. But if my middle name really was help, then like....... It would be help!
Falco: For Pete's sake, just help us out already!
Guy: Sure. Duh.......but first, you must like.......answer this question!
Guy: Uh......I forgot. Just like.......give me a moment to think first.
Guy: *thinks*........Aha! Now I remember!
Guy: uh........I forgot again.
Falco: That's it! You're going down!! * Prepares to punch the kaleidoscope guy*
Guy: Uh.........I have like.....a story that might help you
Falco: Well it had better be nice or I'll personaly tear you limb from limb!
Guy: So like........One time my head was itchy so I scratched it. Then it got itchy again, so I scratched it again. Then like......It got itchy again, so I like...... scratched it again. Then it got itchy again so I scratched it......again. The End!
Fox: That didn't help at all!
Guy: hehe! Yeah, I kno....
Falco: *Punches guy*
Guy: Ouch, that hurt! Well this time I have another story to tell you that like, uh......really will help you out.
Guy: So like, uh.....One time, I told this story to like, 2 guys, and like, it was about me scrathcing my head cuz it was itchy, then like.....
Falco:*Punches kaleidoscope guy* You're a dead man!
Slippy: *Wakes up* Hey guys, what did I miss?
Fox: Slippy! You're awake again!
Fox: Okay guys, It's time to get serious. We have to go to the forest and rescue that girl. ARE YOU WITH ME?
What will happen to them in the forest? To find out tune in for part 2 of my wind waker parody.
It's actually not one of my best parts. The story should keep getting better every part. Here's part 2:
Part 2: The forest
*Fox, Falco and Slippy enter the forest*
Slippy: *shivers* Oh man, this place gives me the creeps!
Falco: Yeah, but luckily, there's a chance you're gonna die here. And when you do I'll be so happy!
Fox: Stop it with the fights, guys. We have alot of things to do here.
Fox: Rescue the girl and........rescue..the girl and....um..........rescue the girl..........*Notices rock* Hey! What's a rock doing sitting in the middle of a vast forest?
Fairy: *comes out of the bushes* Help guys! I'm stuck under the rock and I need to get out!
Fox: Ugh.......No you're not. You're here right beside us.
Fairy: Actully I'm stuck under the rock and can't get out. Now you have to rescue me.
Falco: Riiiight......Let's get outta here, guys!
*All three walk away*
Fairy: If you destroy the rock, I'm gonna give you something special!
Slippy: ooo! ooo! Could I try? Could I try?
Fox: Sure, Slippy. Go ahead.
Slippy: *Faces the rock and starts blinking fast*
Falco: You're blinking fast. How's that supposed to help?
Slippy: It not moving! I think we're having a physics error!
Falco: Slippy, You're really just asking for a sword up the ass!
Slippy: But I don't have an ass!
Fox: That's it, take hold of these swords, Slippy! *Gives swords to slippy* I'll try to take this rock down by myself! *Starts tackling rock*
Falco: It's not Working!
Fox: Yeah, you're right. Who needs a special item anyway? I think we should leave.
Falco: Yeah, I agree. This is pointless!
Slippy: I'm coming with you guys.
Fairy: Guys! Wait! man, no one ever listens to me....
*All three go deeper into the forest*
Slippy: *Notices kaleidoscope guy* Hey! It's a guy with a kaleidoscope! I wonder what he's doing here.
Fox: Trust me Slippy! You wouldn't wanna......
Slippy: *Goes to kaleidoscope guy*
Falco: Well, at least he'll get a taste of his own medicine.
Guy: Yeah? uh.....You're name is like.......Slippy, right?
Slippy: Yeah. How did you know?
Guy: Cuz like....... one plus one equals like...... 68?
Slippy: Really, I never knew that! So, What's your name?
Guy: My name is like.......uh......hmm.....I forgot.
Slippy: Don't worry, I'll give you time to think.
Guy: Okay, so, um.......My name is like........uh.......um PE+(Px2)- P+PY. I think that makes like......uh..... Peppy?
Slippy: Oh, so you're name's Peppy! Wanna be friends?
Falco: oh no.......
Peppy: Best friends!
Falco: OH GOD PLEASE!!!!
Slippy and Peppy(singing in the tune of "The Great big book of everything"):
We are Best fiends here and best friends there! Best friends Everywhere! We have alot of things to do but theres no time to spare!
Falco: Why does the world have to be so cruel!?
Peppy: Like.....those were some K-rap lyrics.
Slippy: Hehe. Yeah, I know.
Fox: So Peppy, you wanna be part of the team?
Falco: oh no....
Peppy: OH YES!
*All four go even deeper into the forest*
Moblin1: You we're supposed to say gyargh.
Moblin2: I was? Sorry about that.
Moblin1: Oh! Here come some adventurers. Maybe you could practice your roar against them.
*Fox, Falco, Slippy and Peppy meet up with the moblins*
Moblin2: NI! NI!
Fox: AHHH! It's the knights who say ni! The ones who encounter them never live to tell the tale!
Moblin2: Actully, we're just moblins.
Falco: Oh, well that makes things easier!
Peppy: Slippy, I don't have like...... a sword. Cud you like.......uh.....get me one?
Slippy: Sure! I'll be right back! *Runs away*
Fox: Alright guys draw out your swords!
Falco: Fox, Slippy has the swords.
Fox: Then where is he?
Peppy: He's like.......gone.
Moblin1: Ha! You're no match for us now!
Falco: Oh really? *Punches Moblin2*
Moblin2: Ouch! that hurt! So........what happens now?
Moblin1: You're supposed to die -_-
Moblin2: Oh yeah. *dies*.
Falco: HA! That was easy! *Runs to Moblin1*
Moblin1: *Draws out sword and starts hitting Falco*
Falco:*Runs* He's too strong!
Fox: We're all gonna die!
Peppy: hehe. Karate rhymes with foot.
Moblin: *Prepares to demolish them all*
Fox and Falco: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Peppy: Like.....WAIT! I have like........ a story that might help you.
Moblin1: *Keeps sword* What?
Peppy: So like......one time, there were these two boys that like, went to school, and like........ A nerd suddenly came, then like......uh..... they stuck like, baloons up his pants, then like, they stuffed Ears up his pants, then they stuck gameboys up his pants, then they stuck more baloons up his pants, then they stuck even more baloons up his pants, then like..... they stuck even more baloons up his pants, then like...... ummm..... they stuck ome more baloons up his pants, the baloons, they stuck up his pants, then like...... baloons became holy, so they stuck even more baloons up his pants.......
Part 4 is still the killer(If you won't like it then that would be strange). I've already posted part 8 and am about to post part nine. Until we catch up to my posts on gamefaqs, I'll be updating REALLY fast.
Here's the next part:
Part3- The pirates
*Fox, Falco, Slippy and Peppy continue their adventure through the forest. They notice Tetra hanging on one of the tree branches*
Slippy: Look! A pineapple fruit!
Fox: Slippy, It's a........
Slippy: I'm gonna go eat it! *runs to tree and starts shaking it*
Falco: hehe. That girl's gonna kill him soon.
Peppy: I like rice.
Slippy: *Continues shaking* Just fall down you pineapple! I'm gonna boil you, mash you, and stick you in a stew!
Tetra: *Falls down* Hey, who made me fall? YOU! You're gonna pa.............Why, hello......hotty.
Falco: SLIPPY'S A HOTTY!? *starts panting*
Slippy: Yes! Now I could eat you! *Opens mouth REALLY wide*
Fox: Slippy's breath! Everyone cover your noses! *covers nose*
Peppy: Like....... what's a breath?
Falco: You wouldn't wanna know.......
Tetra: *sniff* When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
Slippy: I never did!
Tetra: That's wierd, cause your breath smells so good and fresh!
Falco: Really? *uncovers nose* How does it sme.....OH MY GOD! *covers nose again*
Peppy: Like........ I just realized we're in a forest!
Slippy: And I just realized you're not a pineapple. Oh well. Could I have your name?
Tetra: My name's Tetra, and I don't have to know yours. Oh, here comes one of my crew members.
Crew member: OOY! MS. TETRA! You're alive! We have no time to lose! Come back to the ship! *Grabs Tetra's hand and runs out of the forest*
Fox: Well, what do we do now?
Falco: I say we should stalk her!
Slippy: Man, Falco. That's the worst idea yet.
Peppy: I know! We should like.......stalk her!
Slippy: I completely agree with Peppy's idea!
*All four run out of the forest*
Aryll(being carried by the helmaroc king): Hoy! Big brothers!
Fox: Didn't grandma tell you not to play with oversized eagles that wear crowns
Falco: Well then just get outta there!
Aryll: Sorry, impossible.
Aryll: Because of good reasons.
*Helmaroc king flies away carrying Aryll*
Slippy: Aryll! Come back! *Jumps off the bridge*
Fox: I think we should meet him in the first floor then ask Tetra to help us
*Fox, Falco and Peppy go down the......hill sort of thing*
Slippy: Hey guys! Wait up! *Joins the gang*
*All four go to Tetra's ship*
Tetra: Stop! What do you guys want with my hot ship ?
Fox: Well, our sister just got kidnapped and we would like you to help us save her.
Falco: And if you don't we're gonna kick.........never mind. This is getting cliche.
Tetra: I'm still not helping you, hotties.
Peppy: Like......she called me a hotty. What's a hotty?
Rito postman: *Flies in* Tetra! Give them a ride or else!
Tetra: Or else what?
Rito postman: I don't care! But it was you're fault his sister got kidnapped! When you threw your feces into this island, It landed on Their sister's head and she bacame mad! So she started eating human feet, just like you! The eagle was supposed to kidnapp you, but mistakened their sister as you! Now she's in forsaken foretress and it's all your fault! Now go get your butt out and help them rescue their sister! got it? GOOD! *Flies away*
Falco: Wow, he's even worse then me.
Slippy: Not exac.......
Falco: SHUT UP! *Punches Slippy*
Peppy: Hehehe........like... you're a dude.
Tetra: Okay, hotties. That hotty postman convinced me, but I'm still not letting you in my hot ship unless you have a hot shield. Now go steal a shield from your hottie grandma or something.
Fox: Right! Let's go! Oh, and by the way, don't screw up this time.
*All four enter grandma's house, tiptoing so that she won't notice them. Grandma eventually notices them and gives them a stare*
Fox: She noticed us! Group stare!
*They all stare at her for 15 seconds. Grandma throws a shirt towards Slippy*
Slippy: AHHHHHHHHH! SHE USED HER SHIRT ATTACK.......AGAIN!
Falco: I'm not running away this time, lady! I'm gonna......
Grandma: *Throws her pants towards Falco*
Falco: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S HER PANTS ATTACK! THESE ARE MADE OF DENIM! NOW I'M SUFFOCATING!
Fox: Alright, this will need alot of consentra.......
Grandma: *Throws her shoes towards Fox*
Fox: NOT HER SHOE ATTACK! BY THE WAY, HER FEET REALLY STINK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Falco: Peppy, You're our only hope! Go steal the shield right now!
Peppy: The shield?
Falco: Yeah, the shield.
Peppy: What about the shield?
Falco: You're supposed to steal it!
Peppy: What's this "it" you're talking about?
Falco: I'm talking about the shield!
Peppy: What am I supposed to do with the.......
Falco: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STEAL THE SHIELD!
Peppy: I'm supposed to steal the shield?
Peppy: Are you sure?
Peppy: Alright, whatever you say. *Grabs the shield*
*All four of them run away*
Fox: Tetra! We finally found the shield you were looking for!
Tetra: Is it a HOT shield?
Tetra: Good. Step into my ship.
*They all enter the ship*
Tetra: Now it's gonna take pretty long to sail to the hottie forsaken fortress, so while were waiting, You should go see hottie Niko in the hot basement.
Slippy: Sure! Let's go guys!
*All four go to the basement*
Niko: ARRRRRRRRRRRGH AAAAAAAAAARGH!
Slippy: What's in for us?
Niko: ARGH ARGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGH!
Slippy: Cool! Could we join?
Niko: ARGH ARGH!
Fox: So, exactly what did he say?
Slippy: Basically he wants us to do a test, and he'll give us a prize if we pass!
Peppy: Thats like.....um...GREAT!
Falco: Thats lame.
Slippy: So what are the rules of this test?
Niko: *demonstrates what to do*
Slippy: I'll try first! *Jumps off and fails.....badly*
Peppy:Like.....uh.......me next! *Steps on switch. Starts jumping from platform to platform, but took too long cause he ended up telling another story. The platforms fall, he fails.
Fox: I'm next. *Jumps from platform to platform. He's almost there till he fails.....casually*
^Thanks for the feedback. The next is part 4, which was planned out the most. BTW, I'm almost in part 9 in gamefaqs. Anyways, let's start:
Part 4: The Forsaken Foretress
*Fox, Falco, Slippy and Peppy go the the upper floor*
Tetra: Look guys, it's that hottie foretress!
Fox: It has a lot of security. How do we get in there?
Tetra: Simple! We fire you from a hot barrel!
Falco: Seriously? Ok guys, let's go home!
Slippy: We can't go home! We have to rescue Aryll!
Falco: Whatever. *Looks down and realizes he's in a barrel with Slippy* Oh god, now it's too late to escape.
Slippy: Why does it feel all soft at the bottom?
Pirate: Oh yeah. uh....I layed some waste there.
Slippy: That sounds great to me!
Falco: That sounds........
Tetra: *cuts the rope of the catapult*
Slippy and Falco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *They fly to the foretress and hit the wall, dropping their swords and falling to the first floor*
Peppy: Like.....um....uh...........*Looks down and realizes that he's in a barrel with fox* I'm dead!
Fox: Okay, Peppy, We can do thi.....
Tetra: *Cuts the rope of the catapult*
Fox and Peppy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *both hit the wall, dropping their swords and falling to the first floor. they meet up with Slippy and Falco*
Falco: They still have more security. Look at those lights!
Peppy: Like......they're so perdy.
Fox: Okay guys, here's what we do. We go around looking for barrels then we use the barrels as cover, but make sure they don't see the barrels moving or els.....
*Falco, Peppy and Slippy run to the door*
Fox: Nevermind. *runs to the door and meets up with Falco, Peppy, and Slippy*
Slippy:*notices guards* GUARDS! THERE ARE GUARDS!
Fox: sssssssssshhhhhhhh. this time, we use that barrel to cover ourselves and sneek past them. you got that? good.
*All four go under the barrel*
Falco: man, it's tight in here!
Fox: ssssssssshhhhhhhh. Let's go.
*they sneek halfway past the guards*
Falco: @#$%! Somebody farted!
Slippy: Sorry, that was me.
Peppy: ugh....I wanna like...um...faint!
Falco: I can't stand the smell anymore!
Slippy: Neither could I!
Fox: That's it. On the count of three, ditch the barrel and run towards the labrary shelf. one, Two, THREE!
*All four drop the barrel and hide under the library shelf*
Guard: *Hears barrel tip over* What was that? *Runs towards library shelf* Hmmmm.....My ears were probably playing a trick on me again. *Goes back*
Falco: Great. Now how do we get back!?
Fox: This IS a library shelf, so maybe some of the books could tell us what to do.
Slippy: Here's one! *gives the book to Fox*
Fox: How to sneak into a foretress? We already are in the foretress!
Peppy: Like, ummmmmmmm......uh.........how about this? *Gives book to Fox*
Fox: "The Great Big Book of Everything"?
*Slippy and Peppy get out of the shelf and start singing*
Slippy and Peppy: It's the great big book of everything with everything inside! See the world around us, This book's a perfect guide!
Falco: SHUT UP! *Pulls Peppy and Slippy back under the library shelf*
Guard: *sort of notices them* What was that? *runs to the library shelf* For a moment there, I thought I saw a dog and a frog! Oh man, I'm new on this guard bussiness and there are already intruders. What should I do? What should I do?
*Slippy and Peppy pop out of the library shelf and start singing*
Slippy and Peppy: Since this book will pull him through, It will tell the guard what to dooooooooooooo! *They give the book to the guard*
Falco: You should have kept your mouth shut!!
Guard: Huh? *Looks under the shelf* More intruders!
Guard: *Throws them in the cell, then leaves*
Falco: Great, Slippy. This is all you're fault!
Fox: Falco, now's not the time to blame each other. We should plan how to get out of here. I say we destroy the bars with brute force.
Falco: Nah, maybe we should dig a tunnel.
Fox: Or maybe we should.......
Slippy: Guys! Look!
Fox: Not now, slippy.
Slippy: Seriously, guys! LOOK!
Fox: Slippy, we don't have the time to....
Slippy: I swear! This is important! NOW LOOK!
Fox: Slippy, please....
Peppy: Like....Slippy, you're such a genious!
Falco: What? Did you find a hinge in the bar?
Falco: Did you find a hole for us to crouch through?
Falco: Did you steal the guard's keys?
Falco: THEN WHAT!?
Slippy: I can do a summersault! *summersaults off the shelf*
Falco: That's it! You're going down! *Grabs the pot and prepares to hit Slippy with it*
Fox: Falco, wait! You just uncovered a hole for us.
Falco: darn, I wish I could kill Slippy one day.
Slippy: 78 is a number.
*All four crawl through the hole and escape the cell*
Slippy: ANOTHER GUARD!
Fox: Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhh. There are four barrels this time, so now we could sneek past him more comfortably.
*All four go under their own barrels and sneak halfway past the guards. Fox's cellphone rings*
Fox: No, not my cellphone!
Falco; Oh great!
*Fox's cellphone rings again*
Guard: What was that!? *runs towards the barrel* It must be an intruder!
Peppy: we're in big trouble.
Slippy: Oh man, I let the team down last time, but I'm not gonna do it again!
Slippy: *Pops out of the barrel* You sure it wasn't just a rat!? *hides*
Guard: Intruder! *Gets Slippy from his barrel and throws him into the cell*
Falco: *Pops out of barrel*Yes! That frog is getting imprissoned! Now I'm so happy!
Guard: Aha! Another intruder!
Falco: Oh great.......
Guard: *Throws Falco into the cell*
Falco: Great. Now i'm stuck with you, Slippy!
Slippy: Well look at what I've got! *Shows keys to Falco*
Falco: You're a genious, Slippy! You have the guard's keys!
Slippy: I know! *eats the keys* Man, that was a nice snack!
*Fox and Peppy come*
Fox: Hey guys!
Falco: Fox, you're finally here!
Fox: Yup! Now we have to find a way to get you out of there!
Peppy: Hey guys, I just noticed.
Fox: You just noticed what?
Peppy: i just noticed that.
Fox: You just noticed that what?
Peppy: I just noticed that the gaps between the bars are so huge you could just slip right through them.
Slippy: Thanks for telling us, Peppy!
*Slippy and Falco slip through the bars*
Fox: Okay guys, now that we're all here, we have to continue journeying through the forsaken foretress and rescue Aryll! Are you ready!?
Falco: Not exactly.....
What other dangers await in Forsaken Foretress? Find out in part 5 of my WW parody
^Thanks again for the feedback. I guess I'll update now. And Grass, please forgive me, but one of the jokes in the next part is from your OoT parody. Anyways, let's move on.
Part5: the four towers
*Fox, Falco, Slippy and Peppy journey through the forsaken foretress. They pass by a tower*
Tetra's orb: *rings*
Slippy: AAAAHH! *jumps on Falco's back* What was that!?
Falco: Mabybe you'll know if you get off of me!
Fox: Uh....Who is this?
Tetra: It's me, Tetra. I just noticed you're passing by a hot tower. On that tower are some spotlights being controlled by a hot mobiln. You have to kill the mobilin in a hot manner to disposition the hottie spotlights. There are four of these towers, so my hot suggestion is that you split up.
Falco: Are you aware that your suggestion stinks? *Throws Slippy away*
Tetra: I'll be seeing you after you rescue your hot......I mean pretty sister.
Peppy: And like, I'm gonna tell you a story!
Peppy: So like.... one time.....
Tetra: *hangs up*
Peppy: Oh man!
Fox: Okay guys, the next plan is that we split up. Peppy, you take care of this tower. We're gonna find some other towers to take care of.
Peppy: *climbs the tower* Hey Moblin, like, is that a sword?
Moblin: uh..........I dunno. could you like......analyze it?
Moblin: *gives sword to peppy* Here you go!
Peppy: So like......how did you get this thing?
Moblin: Well one time, uh.....somebody sent me this thing. so like, i called him to say thank you, then like.....um.....he said "you're welcome". So then like, I said bye, then he also said bye, but he didn't hang up so like..... I said bye again, then he replied by saying bye, but nobody hung up so i just said bye again, and he replied once more with a bye, but nobody hung up so we just kept saying bye for five minutes but then like.... our line got cut, which was sad because I wasn't able to break my record of 326 bye's. that's how I got it.
Peppy: Like.... I still can't analyze weather this is a sword or a shield. i can't even analyze if one plus one is still 73, or they changed it.
Moblin: So like..... how do we figure out if this is a sword or not?
Peppy: hmmmmmmmm...... I have an idea!
Peppy: uh..... I forgot.
Moblin: Just like...... think for a moment
Peppy: Alright. *thinks* AHA! Now I remember!
Peppy: Why aren't you asking me anything?
Moblin: cause like..... I forgot my question.
Peppy: And I forgot my answer.....but I still have an idea! *Points sword towards moblin* If it goes through you, then it's a sword!
Moblin: Good idea! *runs towards sword*
*The sword pierces through the Moblin's chest. The moblin falls down on the ground and dies. Blood covers his whole body*
Peppy: Are you ok?
Fox: *Climbs the tower* I've got you covered! Surrender now!
Moblin: Hehe. What a helpless Fox you are. You don't even have a sword.
Fox: We'll see about that. *Grabs the pot*
Moblin: What the....
Fox: *Throws pot towards moblin*
Moblin: AHHH! That hurt!
Fox: *grabs a sword* Now you know what will happen if you don't surrender!
Moblin: Fine, I surrender!
Fox: Good! *turns around*
Moblin: *Does a sneak attack*
Fox: *Blocks* I knew you Moblins were no good!
Moblin: Impressive. I underestimated you!
Fox: *Evil laugh*
Moblin: That doesn't sound goo.....
Fox: *Stabs moblin*
Moblin: AWWW! My heart! *dies*
Slippy: *Climbs tower* Hey Moblin, you want a beating?
Moblin: No! Please! I'm innocent!
Slippy: Really? Well that's very nice. I thought you were a bad guy like the others.
Moblin: Don't be mislead. I'm totally innocent. To prove it, here are some swords! *Shows swords to slippy*
Slippy: SWORDS! BEAUTIFUL SWORDS!
Moblin: WAH! *drops swords*
Slippy: Don't worry! I still have one in my pocket! *Gets sword from pocket*
Moblin: Then why didn't you tell me so?
Slippy: Cause this is my snack! *Eats sword*
Moblin: Don't worry! I have on in my pocket! *brings out sword*
Slippy: Horay! *grabs sword* You wanna be friends?
Moblin: Best friends!
Slippy and Moblin(singing): We Are best friends here and best friends there! Best friends everywhere! Even though Slippy dropped the sword we're still not at all bored!
Slippy: You wanna be part of my team?
Falco: *climbs tower. realizes swords. Quietly gets a sword. Does a sneak attack*
Moblin: *Blocks* What do you want!?
Falco: I want you to die!
Moblin: HA! You sound like a helpless coward who thinks he could beat me! How sad.
Falco: You're the helpless coward around here.
Moblin: Enough with the small talk! Let's fight now!
*Falco and the moblin emerge in an epic showdown. Falco cuts the moblin's arms off*
Falco: I win!
Moblin: No you don't! It's nothing but a flesh wound!
Falco: A flesh wound!? You're arms are off you moron! I win!
Moblin: No you don't! Now fight me! *Starts kicking Falco*
Fox: Come on! Let's enter that door! Aryll must be there!
*All four enter the door*
Aryll: Fox! Falco! Slippy! Other guy! I'm glad all of you are here!
Fox: Yeah. We just have to....
Helmaroc King: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Falco: Oh man, how do we beat this guy!?
Girl in the cell: I know how.
Falco: Then tell us!
Girl: But first, you must give me 400 rupees. Deal?
Fox: yeah. I think we have enough. How many rupees do you guys have? I have 100
Falco: I have 100
Peppy: Like.....I have 100
Slippy: I have.....
Helmaroc king: GYAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Slippy: I said I have 99.
Fox: Oh boy, we're in big trouble. Falco, Go to that bush and see if there's any rupee there! Peppy, Crouch through that hole and see if you could find a rupee there. Slippy and I will distract this eagle!
Falco: *slashes bush* Nothing here. Just a heart!
Peppy: Uh......I forgot if there was anything under the hole. I'll check again.
Fox: HURRY UP!
Peppy: *checks* Nope. there's nothing.
Fox: WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!
Slippy: Look guys! I just found a rupee in my other pocket. What a coincidence!
Fox: Here's our rupees! Now ask her for how to beat the helmaroc king!
Helmaroc King: GYAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Slippy: Right! *turns to girl* How do we beat this guy!?
Girl: Here's a hint: When you beat him, he gets beaten.
Falco: THAT'S IT!!?
Helmaroc king: *Grabs Falco and Fox on one claw, Slippy and Peppy on the other. Flies away*
Aryll: BIG BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!
Fox: WE WILL RETURN! I PROMISE YOU THAT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
All four: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Helmaroc king: *drops Slippy and Peppy*
Fox: No! Not Slippy and Peppy!
Falco: Well, at least they're gone.
Helmaroc King: *Drops falco and fox*
Falco and Fox: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Will the whole team ever reunite? find out in Part 6 of the parody.
It seems I only have 2 readers who regularly post here. Do you think I'll gain more? Anyway, here's my next update. It's an improvement from last time, and we've almost caught up to my thread in gamefaqs.
*Fox, Falco, Slippy and Peppy all go up the mountain*
Slippy: A rock blocks the path. What do we do now?
Fox: We have to use the Rito's special crop.
Slippy: A Rito gave birth? How cute!
Falco: He meant the bomb flower you moron!
Peppy: *Picks up bomb* Like....Here's the bomb. So....um...Now what do I do?
Fox: You throw it at the rock to make it explode.
Peppy: Hehe. Like...what a coincidence. Cuz like....one time, I like....got this bomb, and um....
Peppy: And then like..... it became a bomb...like I expected....and then like....
Fox: Peppy, the bomb.....
Peppy: So then, I showed it to like....my grandma...then like......um....uh.....
Fox: Peppy! Whatch out! The bomb's gonna explo.....
Peppy: Oh yeah. So then like......
Fox: THE BOMB! THE BOMB!!!!
Peppy: What the...
Slippy: *Runs and eats the bomb* Hehe. Bombs are part of my diet.
Falco: No wonder you're so fat.
Bomb: *Explodes inside Slippy's belly*
Slippy: *Exhales all the smoke out*
Falco: *Covers nose* Blueh. And I thought Slippy's breath can't be worse.
Slippy: Indeed, Bravo needs plum juice drink. He is path on destruction.
*All four make their way past the huge rocks*
Fox: Phew. We made it past all those bombs.
Quill: Hey! I'm glad you saved your sister already!
Falco: Actually, we didn't....
Slippy: He said, we dindn't....
Quill: How dare you insult the courage of Living things!! You're going down!!! *Punches Falco*
Falco: What? You want a piece of ME!? *Punches Quill*
Quill: You suck.
Falco: You know what sucks even more? THE RITO'S!
Quill: You idiot! I'm gonna report this to.....
Falco: *Punches Quill unconsious* Phew. That was close. So guys, now we.....*Notices no one's there* ....Guys?*enters the rito place*
Fox: What's wrong, Rito chief?
Chief: Valoo's mad for some reason! And if he's mad, so am I! I'm gonna release my anger on one of you!
Komali: IT FAILED!? THIS IS MADNESS! IT NEVER FAILS!!!
Fox: Well it did now!
Komali: Life sucks.
Fox: By the way, why are you in such a bad mood?
Komali: VALOO! THAT'S WHY! I JUST HIKED THE MOUNTAIN PASSING OBSTACLES TO GET WINGS FROM VALOO, AND WHAT DOES HE DO? HE BURNS ME!!!! HE SUDDENLY GOT MAD!!!!! HELL, HE'S MAD EVEN NOW! VALOO SUCKS! I WANT WINGS RIGHT NOW! AND I MEAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND AS FOR YOU, GET OUT OF MY ROOOOOOOOOOM! precious. *Kicks Fox, Slippy and Peppy out of the room*
Falco: *Wakes up*
Medli: What are you doing in my room!?
Falco: What the.....
Medli: You just lay down unconscious....IN MY ROOM! Now you're gonna pay! *Prepares to punch Falco*
Falco: *Stands up and prepares to punch Medli* You idiot! I just....
Medli: WAIT! I sencerely apologize for saying such rude sentences to you. For you to accept my apology, I have a present for you.
Falco: Really? What is it?
Medli: This. *Shows present to Falco*
Falco: Is that an iron fist!?
Medli: YES IT IS! *Punches Falco unconscious*
*Fox, Slippy and Peppy enter the room*
Slippy: What's going on?
Medli: Well......uh.......*Hides iron fist* NOTHING!
Fox; Then why is Falco lying down in front of you unconsciously?
Medli: Well....you see,...um.... He turned into a frog.
Peppy: But.....he's normal.
Medli: Nevermind that! My name's Medli, and I want someone to give this letter to Komali. Will you please accept it?
Medli: Alright. *gives letter to Fox*
Falco: *Wakes up* Hey guys, wha....
Medli:*Grabs iron fist and punches Falco unconscious again*
Medli: Um..........I DIDN'T DO THAT!
Fox: Riiiiiiight..........Let's get outta here!
*Fox, Slippy and Peppy run to Komali's room*
Fox: Hey Komali, we have a letter from your father! *Gives letter to Komali*
Komali: Hmmmm....... Let's see what this letter says. *reads letter*
I AM YOUR FATHER!
Komali: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT CAN'T BE! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Slippy: Well it just....
Komali: SHUT UP! *Punches Slippy* My father just worsened my problems! That's it, if you go calm Valoo down, I'll give you the pearl! And I have no idea why I'm doing this!
Peppy: Like...uh......Thank you?
Fox: That's it, we're outta here!
*All three run back to Medli's room*
Medli: IRON FIST!
Medli: Nevermind. Come with me.
Falco: Hey guys, w-
Medli: SHUT UP! *Lowblows Falco with the iron fist*
Peppy: Like....those are some shattered dreams right there.
Falco: YOU CR-
Medli: *Runs away*
Slippy: She told us to follow her, right?
Fox: Yeah. Let's go.
Falco: I'm coming with ya.
*All four follow Medli to the entrance to Dragon Roost Cavern*
Medli: Ok, Here's the thing. I want to go and calm down Valoo so that Komali could give me the shiny pearl. Therefore, I want one of you to throw me up there so I could enter the cavern. Just make sure Falco doesn't do it or I'll be really upset.
Falco: Hehe. Making people upset is my job! *Carries Medli*
Medli: DID I SAY UPSET WITH AN IRON FIST!!!? *Punches Falco with iron fist*
Fox: Ok. That's it! *Runs and throws Medli towards the cavern* I don't want any fight.
Medli: Oh yeah. And by the way, I'm not sure if this empty bottle will help you in your quest, but will you take it?
Medli: ALRIGHT! *Throws Bottle towards Falco, glass shaters*
Falco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!
Medli: Hehe. *Enters the cavern*
Fox: We'll need a bottle replacement.
Rito: *comes* This....is an empty bottle. *Gives empty bottle to Fox and leaves*
Falco: Stupid Rito's! That's it, we have to go enter the cavern! I need the pearl from Komali!
Falco: So I could Smash Medli with it!
Peppy: So like.....how do we cross to the cavern now?
Fox: Don't worry. I know exactly what to do! *Gets water with empty bottle, waters withered bomb flower, throws bomb towards rock. Rock breaks, water rises from rock, all of them swim to the other side*
Peppy: Like.....How did you know what to do?
Slippy: Sounds great to me!
*All four enter the cavern*
What's gonna happen to them in the cavern? Find out in part 9 of my parody.
Here's my next update. I'm gonna go on vacation in Canada, and the ride there takes 16 hours. Therefore, I'm not gonna update in quite a while. And expect updates to be slower not only because I'm on vacation, but also because we've already caught up to my thread in Gamefaqs. This is part 9, the first actual dungeon in my parody. Please tell me how you like it.
PART 9: Dragon Roost Cavern
*Fox, Falco, Slippy and Peppy enter the cavern*
Peppy: Like...Where are we?
Falco: We're in Dragon Roost Cavern you moron! Didn't you read the sign?
Slippy: Actually, the sign says "Cavern's Dodongo".
Falco: Well then that sign's WRONG!
Fox: Focus on the situation, guys! We have to move these boxes out of the way. But....I'm not strong enough.
Falco: Don't worry! I have Masculine strength! *Starts pulling box*
Peppy: Like...It's not working.
Slippy: Let me try!
Falco: It won't work. You're fa...
Boxes: *All Move out of the way*
Fox: 0_0....It worked.
Slippy: Hehe, yeah.
*The four pass the passageway*
Bokoblin1: I have to go to the bathroom!
Bokoblin: This is a dungeon! Do you actually expect a bathroom to be here?
Bokoblin1: Yes, and I have to go now.
Bokoblin2: Don't worry. If you develop stones in your kidneys, you could throw them to your enemies!
Bokoblin1: Good idea.....But I still have to go!
Fox: Ahem. We've been listening to you guys.
Falco: How embarassing.
Bokoblin2: Hehe. You guys are gonna be the ones embarassed! *Burns stick*
Slippy: NO! We're all gonna burn!
Bokoblin1: *Pees fire out* I can't hold it!
Bokoblin2: Just try! *burns stick again*
Bokoblin1:*Pees Fire out again* AAAAAHHH!
Bokoblin2: This isn't a toilet. Now stay away! *burns stick again*
Bokoblin1: *Pees fire out again* I Can't help it!
Bokoblin2: That's it! You want an iron fist!?
Bokoblin1: Didn't Medli steel that from you?
Bokoblin2: Oh yeah.......well you want a mouth full of foot!?
Bokoblin1: NO, PLEASE!
Bokoblin2: Man, I wish I wasn't so forgiving.
Falco: Well I'm not! *Stabs Bokoblin2*
Bokoblin 2: *Dies*
Bokoblin1: You killed my best friend! How dare you! *Throws Kidney stones at Falco*
Falco: OUCH! Those kidney stones really work! *Runs*
Bokoblin1: Face the wrath of....
Fox: *Attacks Bokoblin1 from behind*
Slippy: The door's locked. Now what do we do?
Peppy: Like...maybe it has something to do with that stick!
Fox: I know! *Burns stick and carries it to unlit torch. Accidently burns Slippy's ass*
Slippy: My ass! My ass! You burnt my ass! Now I have a fried ass.
Falco: Iron fist, fried ass, what's next, huh?
Slippy: NOW I HAVE A DESEASED FOOT!
Falco: I'm just gonna ignore you till I get a rich eye!
Peppy: And like.... I have an entertaining liver.
Fox: And now the door's open. Come on guys!
*All four enter the door. They find themselves in a hot lava filled room*
Falco: It's getting hot in here. I'll take my clothes off.
Keese: You're hot!
Falco: SHADDUP! *Kills keese with sword*
Peppy: Like...that door's locked. I think we need like....um......uh.....a key.
Fox: And the key must be across that bridge! Let's go!
*All four start walking on the bridge*
Keese: You're still hot!
Falco: You're still gonna die. *Kills keese*
Other Keese: You're still being hot.
Falco: Well I'm psychic, and I'm gonna be fat in the future!
Keese: NOOOOOOOO! *Flies away*
*All four make it passed the bridge*
Bokoblin: No! Don't beat me up! Please!
Fox: Don't worry. We're not gonna...
Bokoblin: *Pretends to get punched* OW! Please, don't...*Pretends to get lowblowed*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW! I Beg you! Please Stop it!
Fox: We're not even...
Bokoblin: *Flies towards wall* OOOOUCH!! Please just....*Pretends to get wedgied* AAAWWW! You guys are so mean!
Bokoblin: *Pretends to get pushed off of ledge* AAAAAAAAHHH! I SHALL RETURN! *Melts in Lava*
Fox: He was wierd.
Mr. Clownman: *Drops from cieling* Hey guys! I'm mister Clownman!
Fox: What the...
GooGooBaby: *Drops from cieling* And I'm GooGooBaby!
Fox: This is getting w-
Hangman: And you missed letter P!
Fox: This is getting wierd. I'm outta here.
*All four get back to where they came from*
Falco: Great. Just Great! The door needs a key, and we can't even cross the bridge to get one!
Slippy: Maybe it'll open if we burp!
Falco: Yeah right.
Slippy: Come on, just try it. Belches are holy.
Falco: Whatever. I'm not following any of your sugges...
Falco: If I had an iron fist, I'd kill you.
Slippy: Ummm....I have a magnetic fingernail.
Peppy: And I have a punctual mustache.
Fox: And all of you forgot that the door's open! Come on!
*All four enter the door*
Bokoblin: Do you wanna die?
Bokoblin: Good. Cause I know the answer to this puzzle. *Burns stick, burns wood with stick, steps on switch behind wood. Door opens*
Fox: Wow. You have an intelligent brain.
Slippy: And I have a...
Falco: ENOUGH WITH THE BODY PARTS! Let's just go.
*All four enter the door*
Peppy; Like.....the Bokoblin led us ouside the dungeon.
Slippy: Actually, this is still part of the dungeon. I know cause the minimap is still there.
Falco: What minimap?
Slippy: And if you fall off the cliff, you're gonna respawn inside the dungeon.
Slippy: And if you die, there's gonna be a gameover screen!
Falco: What the heck are you doing?
Slippy: I'm breaking the fourth wall.
Falco: .....What the heck is a fourth wall?
Fox: Come on guys!
Slippy: I'm coming!
*All four climb up*
Slippy: Hmm...this puzzle looks obvious. There's a rock blocking the door, and a bomb right in front of it. Hmmmm.... I'm lost! I can't find out what to do!
Peppy: *Grabs bomb* This is what to do! ......um...uh....I forgot what I was....um...uh.. supposed to......duh...welll.....
Falco: Enough with the smallll talk! *Grabs bomb*
Slippy: *Eats bomb* That's the second bomb of the day! I feel happy.
Falco: Well guess what. WE CAN'T DESTROY THE ROCK ANYMORE!
Slippy: Well actually.....
Bomb: *Explodes in Slippy's belly*
Slippy: *Exhales all the smoke out*
Rock: BLUEH! It stinks in here! I'm outta this place! Bye bye, folks. *Jumps off cliff*
Fox: You've got a thirsty belly.
Falco: Now even Fox is contaminated!
Slippy: And the rock has a bloody nose.
Peppy: And like... I have a gay rib.
Falco: I CAN'T STAND IT! *Punches everybody*
Fox: Falco, you have cotton-like knuckles.
Falco: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *Runs into door*
Slippy: Let's follow him.
*Fox, Slippy and Peppy also enters the door*
Peppy: Like...It's so dark in here.
Keese: HAHA! It's so dark,You won't be able to find your way to the next door! HAHA!
Falco: Ahem. The spotlight is on the door. Thanks for the spotlight.
*All four enter the door*
Keese: Dang. I should work on constructing my room.
Bokoblin: HA! There's only one of me in the room, not three! So if you want to unlock that door, you just have to kill me, because there aren't any more bokoblins in the room!
Falco: *Kills Bokoblin* The doors not open yet. I have a feeling there are more in the room.
Fox: Hmmm.. I have and idea. HEY BOKOBLINS! WHERE ARE YOU!?
Bokoblins: WE'RE NOT HERE! AND IF WE WERE THEN WE WOULDN'T BE HIDING IN ANY OF THE POTS!
Falco: Okay. *destroys pots and kills all the bokoblins hiding in them. Door opens*
Slippy: You have...
Falco: NO MORE BODY JOKES! Now let's all just enter the....
Slippy: Censored lungs!
Falco: Let's just go.
*All four enter the door*
Magtail: Teeheehee. I'm on different platform from you!
Magtail: So you no kill me!
Falco: Well actually...*Grabs pot and throws it at the worm*
Magtail: OUCH! Is ball time! *curls up into a ball*
Falco: That's it, you're going into the lava geyzer!
Magtail: NO! you supposed to throw pot into lava geyzer, not me!
Falco: Then I'll put the pot on you! *Puts pot on Worm*
Falco: *Throws worm and pot into the lava geyzer*
*The water in the pot makes a platform*
Fox: Okay, on to the platform we go.
*All four go on the platform and get lifted up by the lava geyzer*
What other adventures await in Dragon Roost cavern? Find out in Part 10 of the parody.
Guys, I'm really Really REALLY sorry for not updating. There are many things I have to do in Canada. I'm about to accompany my brother to enroll for College here. And I just got my Wii. Twilight Princess is a GODLY game, just like wind waker. Anyways, here's part 10:
Part 10: More of Dragon Roost Cavern
*Fox, Falco, Slippy and Peppy ride the geyzer up to another room. They see a Bokoblin jumping from a cauldron*
Bokoblin: *Jumps* WWWEEEEEH! *falls down and jumps again* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!
Falco: And what are you supposed to be doing?
*Jumps* I'm Flying! *Falls down and jumps again* WEEEEEEEEEEEEH!
Fox: This is lame. Let's get outta here.
Slippy: I wanna try! I wanna try!
Falco: *Slaps forehead* Oh please!
Slippy: *Enters Cauldron and doesn't jump back somehow*
Fox: Ummm......Now what?
Bokoblin: This is what! *Enters Cauldron and also doesn't jump back*
Falco: I hear giggles
Peppy: And like...I hear laughs.
Falco: Laughs, giggles, what's the diff!?
Fox: The giggles are getting louder!
Falco: I can't stand the giggles!
Fox: I'm getting deaf!
Fox: I can't survive!
Peppy: Rice is a trophy.
Falco: I wanna die!
Slippy and Bokoblin: *Giggle and pops out of cauldron* We are best friends here and best friends there! Best friends everywhere! The cauldron is our private lounge but who the heck even cares!
Falco: You don't mean...
Slippy: Oh yes we do!
Bokoblin: And you could all just call me Boky!
Fox: I'm glad we have a new team member.
Falco: Whatever. Let's just go!
*All five enter the next door*
Valoo: *Bangs the Volcano* AHHH! FALCO HERE! *Burns Falco*
Fox: Why are you so angry?
Valoo: BECAUSE MEDLI TELL ME ALL ABOUT HIM! *Burns Falco again* NOW I DESTROY THE STAIRS! *Continues banging the volcano*
Falco: Oh man. Let's run!
*All five run to the top of mountain, where they see Medli imprisoned by a moblin*
Medli: Fox! Slippy! Peppy! Boky! Idiot! You're all here! Please, rescue me and I'll give you something special.
Slippy: Right. Let's kill this guy! *Charges towards Moblin*
Moblin: *Points to Falco and looks at Valoo* Akira sumibaa li shiyowequa!
Valoo: O.K.! *Burns Falco*
Falco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT BURNS!
Moblin: Akira sumibadnei ieyg eicmalopuya!
Valoo: SORRY, ME NO BURN THEM! ME ONLY BURN FALCO!
Falco: Oh come on! You can't be serious!
Valoo: ME ARE SERIOUS! *Burns Falco again*
Falco: Ugh! That hurt like ****!
Fox: Let's just kill this Moblin!
Boky: Wait! Don't do it! *To moblin* Arinvertaques elminacccer oncha!
Moblin: youerto mfelin semvoas?
Boky: yoyoyoyokdye msldi eyo,hs!
Moblin: Ezekei! *Unlocks cell and runs away*
Medli: You saved me! Now I"ll give you a prize! *Gives grappling hook to Peppy*
Peppy: Like....What does this do?
Medli: It could help you cross ledges and steal items from enemies! Try it on Falco.
Falco: What the?
Peppy: *Uses grappling hook on Falco*
Text: Tadadada! You got Falco's heart. Give it to Medli to make her happy!
Peppy: Like...ok. *Gives heart to Medli*
Medli: Falco's heart! Now I'm so happy! *Flies away*
Falco: MY HEART!
Valoo: ME GET RANDOM! *Burns Falco again*
Falco: I have heartburn. Let's get outta here!
*All five run back to where they came from*
Fox: Okay, now we split up. I'll go with Falco. Slippy, Peppy and Boky, you guys go together. Falco and I will take the grappling hook and our swords. You guys take the heart, the bottle, the napsack, the carebears pillow, the disposable diaper, the tissue paper....
Falco: We get it already!
*Fox and Falco go to one door, while Slippy, Peppy and Boky go to the other. Slippy, Peppy and Boky find themselves on a platform atop a lava geyzer with four ropes holding it up*
Peppy: Like...now what do we do?
Slippy: hmmmm...four ropes, a swirly sign at the middle.......I know! Boky, do the spin attack!
Boky: Alright! Wait...how do I do that?
Slippy: Simple! Press the B button.
Boky: The B button?
Boky: What the heck is that?
Slippy: It's the small little red button on your gamecube controller!
Boky: What's a gamecube controller?
Slippy: You know, it's.....
Rito: *Comes* This.......is a gamecube controller. *Gives gamecube controller to Boky and leaves*
Boky: Alright. Here goes nothing! *Presses the B button and starts spinning* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! I'M SPINNING!
Slippy: Yes you are!
Boky: SOMEBODY HELP ME! AHHHHHHH!
Slippy: Don't worry, just...*Gets pushed back by Boky*
Peppy: Like......um....uh......errr.......*Gets pushed back by Boky*
Boky: *Stops spinning* Woah. I feel dizzy. *Faints*
Slippy: Well, atleast the ropes are cut and the platforms down. Let's go!
*The Lava geyzer suddenly pushes them back up*
Peppy: Oh man, not the geyzer!
Slippy: According to my watch, we have to wait fifteen minutes for the geyzer to go back up.
*Slippy and Peppy watch TV, eat popcorn, and sleep while waiting for the geyzer to go back up*
Peppy: Like....the geyzer's back up! Let's go!
Slippy: Wait! Boky's still unconscious!
Peppy: But....we have to go now!
Slippy: But we can't leave Boky here!
*The lava geyzer goes back down*
Boky:*Wakes up* Hey guys, I'm sorry about the unnescessary spinning.
Slippy: We have to wait fifteen more minutes for the geyzer. Let's play Rock, Paper, Scissors!
*All three play while waiting for the geyzer*
Boky: The geyzer's up! Let's go!
*All three make their way to another platform with a locked door on it*
Slippy: Great. The door's locked. Now what do we do?
Boky: Hmmm...I remember this part of the dungeon! You have to use the grappling hook on that bar to unlock the door!
Slippy: But we don't have a grappling hook.
Peppy: Like...the grappling hook's with Fox. I'll go get it.
Boky: Right. We'll wait for you here.
Magtail: You no beat us, cos we almighty!
Falco: Yeah right. *Kills Magtails*
Magtails: *Come out of lava* You no beat us, cos we almighty!
Fox: Whatever. *Kills Magtails*
Magtails: You no beat us, cos we almighty!
Falco: It's time to use brute force! *Uses grappling hook on Magtail*
Magtail: Aww! My heart!
Falco: *Uses it again*
Magtail: Aww! My eye!
Falco: *Uses it once again*
Magtail: Aww! My Life! *Dies*
Other Magtail: He dead, me dunno what do. Me die for him. Me dunno what life is about! *Dies*
Fox: Um...what did he say?
Falco: Dunno. Let's get the Big key now!
*Fox and Falco open the chest and get the big key inside it. Peppy enters the room*
Peppy: Like....hey guys!
Fox: Peppy! You're here!
Falco: Oh no, not him again.
Peppy: Like...could you bring your grappling hook and come with me for a sec?
*All three exit the room. They encounter Slippy and Boky*
Fox: Hey Slippy! Um...Slippy, what happend to the supplies we gave you?
Slippy: I put them in that closet!
Falco: That's not a closet you moron! That's an elevator!
Boky: Let's go chase it.
*The five use another elevator to go to the floor where the supplied elevator is. They end up on top of the mountain, right in front of where Valoo is*
Falco: 0_0. Um...I'm just gonna walk slowly and....
Valoo: *Burns Falco* ME BEAT YOU UP!
Falco: That's it, I'm outta here!
Valoo: SORRY, ELEVATOR LEAVE NOW.
Boky: How dare you!
Valoo: HEHE! BOKOBLIN YUMMY! *Eats Boky*
Boky: Um...It's dark here!
Slippy: You ate my best friend! You're gonna pay!
Falco: Run away you moron!
Valoo: SORRY, NO EXIT!
*Fox, Falco, Slippy and Peppy suddenly fall through the ground*
Valoo: HUH? GLITCH?
Ganondorf: Hey ya fellas!
Fox: It's Ganondorf! Run away!
*The four fall through the ground again*
Vaati: I turned Ezlo into a hat!
Slippy: It's Vaati! Run!
*The four enter a door in the room*
Zant: I covered the whole wide world with twilight!
Falco: It's Zant! Let's get outta here!
*Slippy and Falco Enter another door. Fox and Peppy are too slow and get left behind*