Tournament results

Right. I really haven't been involved in this one, but I've apparently been drafted. The results are in. The die has been cast. The ballots are in the box. The **** hit the fan. The fat lady sang. The little boy cried wolf!

... Ahem. Right then. How about we change it up this time around? We'll play a game. I'm going to announce the winner of the tournament in spoiler tags. There will be some scrolling, but that's only to eliminate the curiosity of all you nosy people.

Now, there's just one rule to this game. Under no circumstances - for any reason whatsoever - are you to read what's held within the spoiler tags. I forbid you. Don't look at it. Avert your eyes.

Seriously. That's the game. I'm going to post the results and you people aren't allowed to read them. Funny, right? It's serious business, though. I'm making a rule here. And like any good rule, there will be consequences for those who break it. Don't read it. If I suspect that you read it, you're gonna get it. Understood?

Good. Now that we understand the game, let's see how terribly everyone does at it.

Spoiler (Highlight to read):

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I should have suspected this, I guess. Look, I warned you. Luckily, I foresaw this and decided to give you another chance. If you're reading this, I forgive you. I'd be curious too. You have to understand, though, that this is a very serious game. I'm honestly not kidding. Please. Don't make me do something I'll regret by reading the next spoiler.

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Spoiler (Highlight to read):

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Alright. You've read this far. Obviously it seems like I'm joking. I'm not doing this to be funny, though. If you could see the seriousness of my face right now, maybe you'd understand. Just don't look at the next spoiler. There won't be any more warnings. I don't want you to lose the game. It would suck if I had to hand out warnings or something. =[

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Finally...




















This is the actual spoiler. Don't read it. Honestly. If I learn that you've read it, there will actually be real consequences.

Spoiler (Highlight to read):

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Snape wasn't actually evil. He killed Dumbledore under his own orders, because the old bat was dying anywho. And yes, he is actually dead. And Dobby dies too. So do Lupin and Tonks. Oh, and don't forget Fred!

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There we go. Now, if you played the game right, none of you know who the winner is. Which is fine. That's how the game is supposed to work. If you would like to know who the winner is, though, just PM me and I'll tell you.

Congrats to the winner. It was a good fight. While I think it's obvious that both fighters were deserving, only one could come out on top, and I think it's easy to see that he/she deserved it. We'll see you all next time.

Spoiler (Highlight to read):

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If you read the last spoiler, you'll know that it didn't actually contain the winner. Altamira was the winner of this tournament! A big hand to each of you. You both did wonderful. I can't wait to see what the two of you (and everyone else) bring to the next tournament. Again: congrats, Altamira!

By the way, I hope I ruined the ****ing series for all of you party pooping twits out there. ^_^

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And Altamira proves that Shot is the lesser woman in this battle.

Zing!

Wow...I was not expecting to win. At all. This was my first tourney. o____O

Uh, well....in any case: WOOOOOOOOOOH! *takes a victory lap around, with Rocky music playing in the background*

Thank you to all the judges and people who rooted for me, and Shotty, if you ever want to battle again (and have it last longer than two posts ^^;; ), just let me know. It was an honor. :]

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You people aren't playing the game right, obviously. I don't know why I even bother. >_>

GOOO DAUGHTAAAAA!!!

Yesyes, my daughter is awesum. <3

hurhurhur, Shot lost x3 *patpat@Shot*

Aiko Wins...

And the crowd goes wild.



GOOD JOB, YOUR AWSOME AIKO

*huggles you both* Thankeee! <33

Originally Posted by Aex

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You people aren't playing the game right, obviously. I don't know why I even bother. >_>

I defy you to punish meeee!

*remembers the recent name-changing shenanigans amongst the staff, wonders if Aex is capable of that, and falls silent*

*meep*

Originally Posted by Aex

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You people aren't playing the game right, obviously. I don't know why I even bother. >_>

I played it right, but I found out who won due to the cheaters.

CONGRATS! Woah, both of my teachers faced eachother in this tourney and now one has lost. Should I worship Ero-Sennin less because of this?

*smacks Kanraku*

Thank goodness. I'd probably have less interest if I won. Have you seen what it's done to the likes of LEA and Quark? Or whoever it was that won... I can't remember.

Thanks for the help, Ax. Obviously I could not announce this myself, as it would have been most rude for me to learn before Altamira. As for my lovely competitor, we must do battle some other time. Or perhaps RP together. Presuming of course you don't lose interest like all our other champions. It would be most terrible to lose such an interesting rival.

(Next time, hopefully NaNo won't distract me)

Originally Posted by Power Shot

(Next time, hopefully NaNo won't distract me)

*Sniff* *Sniff*

Do I smell.

*Sniff* *Sniff*

A sore loser XP

Originally Posted by Power Shot

*smacks Kanraku*

*first layer of skin catches fire from the smack*

Sorry sir!

Originally Posted by Puck

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*Sniff* *Sniff*

Do I smell.

*Sniff* *Sniff*

A sore loser XP

*smacks Puck*

That's a bad newbie. Very bad newbie.

Originally Posted by Power Shot

*smacks Puck*

That's a bad newbie. Very bad newbie.

... is Ero-Sennin Dr. Cox? Does that make Zorolo J.D? Who would I be?

Originally Posted by Power Shot

*smacks Puck*

That's a bad newbie. Very bad newbie.

Newbie?...Umm...I've been a part of the BA for nerely two years.

CONGRATUMALATIONS AIKO!

Originally Posted by Kanraku Tenma

I played it right, but I found out who won due to the cheaters.

CONGRATS! Woah, both of my teachers faced eachother in this tourney and now one has lost. Should I worship Ero-Sennin less because of this?

Yes, you should. He is not worthy. All hail Altamira!