The OoC Thread: KABOOOOOOM

Originally Posted by Ciroton

Ew, why would I want anything you use on yourself? O_o You're so gay that when you long on to your computer, you get a message saying, "Not on me you don't", then the computer crashes.

That's only because of all the gay porn on your hard drive, which I stole. And am currently publishing to the FBI. Y'know, man, some of the things you're into aren't entirely legal.

Really, though, I bought the chainsaw especially for you. Well, your whole family, actually, but it's all good. Take solace in that you'll only suffer until you die.

Wow. Okay, that was a little too hardcore even for me. >_> Christ. Too much 4chan...

Originally Posted by Dark WotS

That's only because of all the gay porn on your hard drive, which I stole. And am currently publishing to the FBI. Y'know, man, some of the things you're into aren't entirely legal.

Really, though, I bought the chainsaw especially for you. Well, your whole family, actually, but it's all good. Take solace in that you'll only suffer until you die.

Wow. Okay, that was a little too hardcore even for me. >_> Christ. Too much 4chan...

... Which is the least that can be said for you. Stealing research from North Korea's Nuclear program to give to the Albanians? You'd be in deeper s*** if that just happened to slip into the americans or the Korean's hands. >=D I hope you like rice.

Originally Posted by Ciroton

... Which is the least that can be said for you. Stealing research from North Korea's Nuclear program to give to the Albanians? You'd be in deeper s*** if that just happened to slip into the americans or the Korean's hands. >=D I hope you like rice.

Who said I stole it?

*Pops in for a just-before-bed post*

I have to wake up at 5:35 tomorrow, so I'm keeping this short and sweet. Life is ****ing awesome right now. As Ciroton and Hurri know, this is the complete opposite of how I was, say, a week ago. : 3

All of my classes are easy and fun (Especially my Electrical Occupations class, which is small and has an awesome teacher who I keep trying to prove is a masked wrestler known as The Galactic Grappler), I've got my bench max up to 190lbs, and I'm going out with an awesome girl who is basically a female, slightly less perverted version of me. Anybody who talks to me on AIM knows that my romantic life is usually in the ****ter. XD

Anyway, yeah. Feeling great. I'll try to get some posts in on Sunday, since I'm busy for the rest of the week. Hope you guys have a great tomorrow.

Originally Posted by Dark WotS

Who said I stole it?

Kim Jong Ill.



Yeah, you'd so tap that.

Originally Posted by Ciroton

Kim Jong Ill.

Yeah, you'd so tap that.

With a cattle prod, sure.

Originally Posted by Kiri-Mello

*Pops in for a just-before-bed post*

I have to wake up at 5:35 tomorrow, so I'm keeping this short and sweet. Life is ****ing awesome right now. As Ciroton and Hurri know, this is the complete opposite of how I was, say, a week ago. : 3

All of my classes are easy and fun (Especially my Electrical Occupations class, which is small and has an awesome teacher who I keep trying to prove is a masked wrestler known as The Galactic Grappler), I've got my bench max up to 190lbs, and I'm going out with an awesome girl who is basically a female, slightly less perverted version of me. Anybody who talks to me on AIM knows that my romantic life is usually in the ****ter. XD

Anyway, yeah. Feeling great. I'll try to get some posts in on Sunday, since I'm busy for the rest of the week. Hope you guys have a great tomorrow.

I love how, if anyone but me says something like this, the whole BA luffles on them. But if I say it, EMO RAAAAGE. You guys are biased as hell. Oh, well, guess it's just part of being a teenager.

Hold up, the Galactic Grappler?! I know that guy! I bought him a beer on the anniversary of his first faceplant. Then he got offended when I said his outfit could use a bit less green. And sparkles. And gay. I mean, it's one thing if you are gay, but otherwise it's just massive color discoordination.

Anyway, good luck, man. You're gonna need it.

Originally Posted by Dark WotS

With a cattle prod, sure.I love how, if anyone but me says something like this, the whole BA luffles on them. But if I say it, EMO RAAAAGE. You guys are biased as hell. Oh, well, guess it's just part of being a teenager.

Hold up, the Galactic Grappler?! I know that guy! I bought him a beer on the anniversary of his first faceplant. Then he got offended when I said his outfit could use a bit less green. And sparkles. And gay. I mean, it's one thing if you are gay, but otherwise it's just massive color discoordination.

I can be emo. I don't deny it. : P

The Grappler wrestls for the company I work for.

Originally Posted by Dark WotS

With a cattle prod, sure.

Touch my cattle prod and I'll shove it up your a... no, wait, you'd enjoy it too much. =/

Originally Posted by Ciroton

Touch my cattle prod and I'll shove it up your a... no, wait, you'd enjoy it too much. =/

Christ, boy, just get outta the closet already. Seriously.

Originally Posted by Dark WotS

Christ, boy, just get outta the closet already. Seriously.

What's wrong with a closet?

Originally Posted by Dark WotS

Christ, boy, just get outta the closet already. Seriously.

You're so deep in the closet you're finding chirstmas presents.

Originally Posted by Puck

What's wrong with a closet?

He must be claustraphobic.

Wow... I just finished Code Geass. That has to be one of the coolest endings ever. I don't get why people were saying they didn't like the second season of the show. That was amazing.

In other news, Alien is now approved. Fear his pure evilness!

Originally Posted by Ciroton

You're so deep in the closet you're finding chirstmas presents.

Made of vaginae. Because my closet is straight. But if I did go for a dude, he'd make you look like a retarded Steve Urcle. Don't flatter yourself, kiddo.

I always thought Steve Urcle was sexy...

Originally Posted by Quark

I always thought Steve Urcle was sexy...

I will admit...that threw me.

Originally Posted by Quark

Wow... I just finished Code Geass. That has to be one of the coolest endings ever. I don't get why people were saying they didn't like the second season of the show. That was amazing.

In other news, Alien is now approved. Fear his pure evilness!

My evil character was created for the sole purpose of becoming a god so he could usurp the gods, but was discarded when his creators came up with a better plan to defeat the gods. So now he's like, "Okay. **** everyone." Plus, he's an elemental cyborg with the mental capabilities of the universe's most powerful supercomputer. Oh, and the material which composes his exoskeleton is basically invincible to anything except itself. He's fireproof, insulated, grounded, radiation-resistant, AND he has an army of 400,000-odd elite elemental soldiers. Take a bite out of that.

Originally Posted by Dark WotS

My evil character was created for the sole purpose of becoming a god so he could usurp the gods, but was discarded when his creators came up with a better plan to defeat the gods. So now he's like, "Okay. **** everyone." Plus, he's an elemental cyborg with the mental capabilities of the universe's most powerful supercomputer. Oh, and the material which composes his exoskeleton is basically invincible to anything except itself. He's fireproof, insulated, grounded, radiation-resistant, AND he has an army of 400,000-odd elite elemental soldiers. Take a bite out of that.

Meh, too powerful. I couldn't really imagine having an enjoyable battle with such a character.

Alien lives for evil. He sees it as the natural path for all life to take, thus he ensures that all sentient life follow their natural wicked ways. At the same time, he seeks to kill anyone trying to stave off their dark desires. Those who try to be pure, or try to renounce their natural evil, are as good as dead to him.

As far as power goes... I mean yeah he has a lot of powers, but just read his profile. He's got a whole section devoted to curses that have been placed on him. He's no Goku.

Originally Posted by Quark

Meh, too powerful. I couldn't really imagine having an enjoyable battle with such a character.

Alien lives for evil. He sees it as the natural path for all life to take, thus he ensures that all sentient life follow their natural wicked ways. At the same time, he seeks to kill anyone trying to stave off their dark desires. Those who try to be pure, or try to renounce their natural evil, are as good as dead to him.

As far as power goes... I mean yeah he has a lot of powers, but just read his profile. He's got a whole section devoted to curses that have been placed on him. He's no Goku.

HEY. Do not compare Kyros to Goku. >> He wasn't intended to be an RP character, anyway. His backstory is very rich, but I'm still expanding his personality. All that RPing back in the day made me realize Kyros' personality was...pretty much non-existent. So I poured myself into fleshing him out. First off, I ditched that stupid clause about him being programmed not to feel love. Why did I think that was a good idea? Oh, right, I was 14. A lot of his actions in the DL plot started making more sense, too. I'm pleased with the results, but not yet satisfied. On with the tweaking!

Oh, and for those who took interest in my characters, I ditched Valerie Astrid and replaced her with Eilis (by a different name). It was just too cool an idea. I transferred some of Val's backstory, such as her being a Valkyrie, her homeworld having been destroyed by the Celestials during their tantrum against the Immortals... Never liked Val's personality, so this is a great change.

Super-Vile Hyper-Contemptible Proudly-Ignorant Republicans from Planet Double Standard!

Matt put on something that doesn't make you look like Lunchbox* or someone. I identify visually, and your stupid button keeps messing me up.

Matt I am really serious about this it is awfully confusing.

For some reason, I feel like asking WotS for a battle between Blitz and Rain or Rai.

Originally Posted by Quark

In other news, Alien is now approved. Fear his pure evilness!

He must have an RP with Kreed!

EDIT: @ niku: No, problem, I can wait a bit longer. I probably should get that training post in for Z...