The Out of Character Thread: OBAMALLAMAPAJAMA~!

Originally Posted by Puck

Because Smex causes babies. And babies are worse then dying.

*Fix'd*

Really Puck-kitty, there are kiddies (and HH) present. *Thwacks* Oh, and smex is worse then death because of the whole notion that it is the creation of life and should be kept sacred and away from the pure eyes of children. Sure, they won't know what you're talking about and not care, but we must protect zem!

Let me see if I understand this correctly: Power Shot is allowed to write extremely graphic descriptions of someone's head being torn off, eaten, and discuss the taste and texture of said meal, but if he alludes to one measly orgasm suddenly a line has been crossed?

Oddly enough, sex doesn't bother the government filters anymore. Damn government can keep itself straight. This is why the Bay of Pigs invasion was such a disaster.

Originally Posted by Power Shot

Let me see if I understand this correctly: Power Shot is allowed to write extremely graphic descriptions of someone's head being torn off, eaten, and discuss the taste and texture of said meal, but if he alludes to one measly orgasm suddenly a line has been crossed?

Exactly.

You have learned well young Padwan.

*can't.

And now, I can't even edit my ****'n post. Damn government.


And Shotty; of course. The internet is a place where logic and reason have no foothold. We all are mere pawns of the ZU Overlord, who can decide our cyber fates with a mere click.

Power Shot, instead of taking this lying down like Puck would, intends to have the rules changed so he can continue what he does most: being awesome.

Yaaaay Shotty! Overthrown the ZU Overlord!

*Gathers the masses*

So...What's with all the Puck bashing going on? Its beginning to confuse me...

Okay everyone, the first thing we're doing in the War on the Rules is to [b]lynch Puck, who ratted me out to Altamira.

Who wants to help with the rope?

Aiko: Edited for HH's sake, just in case.

Why do people keep saying Puck Ratted PS out...@_@

Aaaaaand now HH can't see the last page. Great. Just g-r-double uh-er.

I think it's hilarious how Shot nearly gave me and Librairian a warning for a fairly vague sex scene in one of our RPs, yet whines about his much more graphic RP being locked. XD

Originally Posted by Kiriyama

I think it's hilarious how Shot nearly gave me and Librairian a warning for a fairly vague sex scene in one of our RPs, yet whines about his much more graphic RP being locked. XD

Mikey, you should know that I am never fair.

And besides, I'm bored and this amuses me.

Originally Posted by Puck

Why do people keep saying Puck Ratted PS out...@_@

Because, for some inexplicable reason, Puck-kitty is now public enemy #1. *Huggles* I still luff you.

Originally Posted by Power Shot

Mikey, you should know that I am never fair.

And besides, I'm bored and this amuses me.

Power Shot is as unfair as the legal system. I bet he'd make a great Lawyer. x3

Ah, I see. *Sits back and watches*

Originally Posted by Halcyon Hero

Aaaaaand now HH can't see the last page. Great. Just g-r-double uh-er.

KD said [g]rape without the [g]. D:

EDIT: nvm. KD's post isn't on this page, and HH posted earlier. But after Shot said "lunch" (but with a y replacing the u") then HH couldn't see.

but if it's separated by brackets, isn't it the same thing as not having the [g] at all?


So, these new rules things. Anyone want to give me a summary? I haven't felt like reading them.

No, cus the gov thinks we are saying "grape." The brackets just tell us we don't mean the fruit.

Originally Posted by Lady Knives

LMAO!

Rule reformation?

Now thats what I call pwned.

OH SNAP.

Originally Posted by Power Shot

Power Shot demands to know who ratted him out to Altamira.

Go on. I promise I won't hurt you.

Geez, this is what I get for having one iota of fun...

Calm down, calm down, I still need to review the thread completely before I make a final decision.

Originally Posted by Halcyon Hero

You steal Aiko-chama's attention and love.

*Mixes poison and kittah food*

Hwuh? Pucky does? X3

Originally Posted by Silver

:3

As a character witness, I'd say that Puck definitely seems the type to rat out poor, innocent Power Shot to that mean police lady Altamira.

XP

Kittay's always around to stir up trouble.

Originally Posted by Power Shot

Was Power Shot too graphic? May he also ask why we are allowed to write about deplorable violence and bloodshed, but the instant anything gets anywhere near sex, everyone flips out?

Power Shot checked those rules.

Because you see a lot more violence in kids' shows than you do anything smexual. Tom and Jerry anyone? And whatever cartoons are on nowadays?

Don't ask me why the cartoons do it, though. @___@

Originally Posted by Power Shot

Power Shot, instead of taking this lying down like Puck would, intends to have the rules changed so he can continue what he does most: being awesome.

Originally Posted by Power Shot

Okay everyone, the first thing we're doing in the War on the Rules is to [b]lynch Puck, who ratted me out to Altamira.

Who wants to help with the rope?

Puck didn't rat anyone out. X3 He had nothing to do with your thread being locked, so quit teasing brothaluff... about that, anyway. : P

The main point here is that ZU is primarily a Zelda forum, not an RP site--as much as we may forget that--and so any kid could click on your thread and see things that aren't "family-friendly". The rules have a problemo with that.

Originally Posted by Kiriyama

I think it's hilarious how Shot nearly gave me and Librairian a warning for a fairly vague sex scene in one of our RPs, yet whines about his much more graphic RP being locked. XD

I appreciated the irony in that too, don't you worry. Aiko knows all!

Originally Posted by Scott

So, these new rules things. Anyone want to give me a summary? I haven't felt like reading them.

It's basically the last rules, except more clearly defined.

...Shotty, the setting alone of the RP was questionable. @____@ I'm afraid I had to move it in addition to the lock I placed earlier--if you really do have a problem with it though, I guess you could take it up with Staff. I'm just enforcing the rules as best I can.

Even a locked thread could have been read by a child (who could've looked up any word in there and possibly caused a problem), if you're wondering why it had to be moved too. If you need any further explanation, or if anyone else has questions, PM me.