The Out of Character Thread: OBAMALLAMAPAJAMA~!

Originally Posted by Halcyon Hero

*Points to Council banner*

That answer your question?

no...

Yes. Fixed. The kitty has been.

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Originally Posted by Halcyon Hero

*Points to Council banner*

That answer your question?

Remember that cannon I told you about? It's pointed right at you.

William: The TMLD-400? (Totally Massive Laser of Doom) Way overkill if you ask me. Besides, I have the final say on when the Executioner gets fired. -_-

Council = Evil > Puck on Council > Puck is evil > Aiko-chama hates evil (except for HHie) > HHie (who loves Aiko-chama) helps her destroy evil (except for himself) > Fixed Puck-kitty.

*Has dimensional portal in front of cannon*

Just try it, buddy. We'll see who and who's cannon gets blasted.

Originally Posted by Halcyon Hero

Council = Evil > Puck on Council > Puck is evil > Aiko-chama hates evil (except for HHie) > HHie (who loves Aiko-chama) helps her destroy evil (except for himself) > Fixed Puck-kitty.

*Has dimensional portal in front of cannon*

Just try it, buddy. We'll see who and who's cannon gets blasted.

You're going to get him fixed? =O MONSTER!

The cannon is so powerful it bends and warps space as it charges, then shocks it upon firing, adding to its lethality. ANY shield, armour, forcefield, or protective gear of ANY kind is near useless. Magically enhanced, or not.

Evil? So, all those ads and things that suggest you should have your pets "fixed" are evil?

All the more reason for you to be terrified as it goes through the portal and comes back out behind you.

*Snips scissors*
Heeere, kittah-kittah-kittah!

Originally Posted by Halcyon Hero

All the more reason for you to be terrified as it goes through the portal and comes back out behind you.

*Snips scissors*
Heeere, kittah-kittah-kittah!

...

*PUCK USES HYPER BEAM*

*IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE*

*HH HAS FAINTED*

*Trainer summones . . . Gilgemesh!*

*Gilgemesh uses Oblivion*

*It's super-duper effective*

*Puck ceases to exist*

*Trainer uses hyper-potion on HH*

*HH is fully recovered*

*HH laughes at the spot where Puck ceased to be*

*PUCK HAS NINE LIVES*

*GYARADOS I CHOOSE YOU*

*GYARADOS EATS HH*

*SPAM ENDS HERE*

*Trainer uses hyper-potion on spam*

*Spam is fully recovered*

*Trainer points out that Oblivion has a 99,999,999 Overkill rating that claims an equal amount of lives*

*HH returns to reading Claymore*

Originally Posted by Halcyon Hero

All the more reason for you to be terrified as it goes through the portal and comes back out behind you.

*Rolls eyes* Oh come on. That won't do much, since the operational staff are trained to handle it's single weakness. x3

Now, can ze spam, please.

B-but . . . Trainer used hyper-potion! *wibble*

What does "wibble" mean?

It's that thing where your bottom lip trembles and your eyes get all big and watery. Aikoes are especially weak against it.

Originally Posted by Halcyon Hero

Aikoes are especially weak agains tit.

Y'know, I read that as "Aikoes are especially weak against tit.", which seemed a bit out of place.

What it doesn't say that. You sure are weird. Can you read alright? But that sure would be funny if it were true.

Heh, Aiko weak against tits.

Ah! I understand, now!

I thought it was something involving more motion than that, for some reason.

Originally Posted by Halcyon Hero

What it doesn't say that. You sure are weird. Can you read alright?

But before you edited it, it DID say what I quoted it as saying.

Fish-Man: Such as?

Sabbo: Edit? Me? You sure you didn't just change it yourself?

Such as...I dunno...something.