The Out of Character Thread: OBAMALLAMAPAJAMA~!

Originally Posted by Silver

So true ... one time, while my brother was on the Marine Corps base at Twentynine Palms, a group of Marines were inspired by this question: Is it possible to survive a fall from a three-story building sandwitched between two matresses?

They experimented.

The answer was yes, it is possible to survive a fall from a three-story building sadwitched between two matresses.

Alright, fun character situation stemming from this ridiculousness.

[Insert Character] has recently travelled to the United States of America (let's just say they did it legally, rather than hopping a border or something equally horrible that will, of course, destroy the entire country ... somehow). They go to, let's say, New York City, because New York City is badass. While in New York City they meet the most perfect person for them, their ultimate romantic match (Gorin's would be scary, no doubt). There's one itsy-bitsy problem: this person is 12 years old.

What do they do?

I want to say that Taen wouldn't even be smexually attracted to a 12-year-old, but... come on. It's Taen. XD

He would probably either wait for the girl to become of legal age or just be like an older brother and not have smex with her. If neither one worked, then he would kidnap her and bring her somewhere else.

*Pops in*

TOASTY!

*Pops out*

Originally Posted by Halcyon Hero

Who's Dave Arneson?

He invented D&D.

Originally Posted by Silver

So true ... one time, while my brother was on the Marine Corps base at Twentynine Palms, a group of Marines were inspired by this question: Is it possible to survive a fall from a three-story building sandwitched between two matresses?

They experimented.

The answer was yes, it is possible to survive a fall from a three-story building sadwitched between two matresses.

Yup, sounds like Marines to me.

Alright, fun character situation stemming from this ridiculousness.

[Insert Character] has recently travelled to the United States of America (let's just say they did it legally, rather than hopping a border or something equally horrible that will, of course, destroy the entire country ... somehow). They go to, let's say, New York City, because New York City is badass. While in New York City they meet the most perfect person for them, their ultimate romantic match (Gorin's would be scary, no doubt). There's one itsy-bitsy problem: this person is 12 years old.

What do they do?

Sure, I'll answer that.

Let's run down the list.

Caffran, having the physical appearance of a 10 year old, would be completely okay with it. Maybe go to a theme park? I have no idea what's around New York. Not that he actually cares at all about romance. Unless this "perfect girl" is his friend from before adventuring...

Tahredron is not human. He wouldn't find a human "perfect." Much less one that is less than 1% his age. So, he would do nothing.

LT Cornett (not that anyone remembers that character) would have the good sense to not do anything with a child.

Niko...is 12. Basically. So, um...kid stuff? After babbling her face off, in all likelihood.

Originally Posted by Silver

Alright, fun character situation stemming from this ridiculousness.

[Insert Character] has recently travelled to the United States of America (let's just say they did it legally, rather than hopping a border or something equally horrible that will, of course, destroy the entire country ... somehow). They go to, let's say, New York City, because New York City is badass. While in New York City they meet the most perfect person for them, their ultimate romantic match (Gorin's would be scary, no doubt). There's one itsy-bitsy problem: this person is 12 years old.

What do they do?

Actually, Wolfen, she said that the character meets the most perfect romantic match--not that your character is attracted. That would be power-playing.

Blitz: Not interested in anyone but Amy.

Drake: Not interested in anyone. (I was considering a thing with Sileya, but it felt kinda forced, so no.) Though, after the character fic that retires him, he may be interested in romance. It will change his personality considerably. But, of course, he'll be retired. XP

Amy: Definitely not interested. As long as Blitz is alive, she wouldn't glance at another guy. 'Course...she's dead now.

Viscen: Now that's an interesting one. Viscen...would probably do some extremely tempered flirting, but the thought of going farther wouldn't even speculate about the merest possibility of crossing his mind.

Valerie: DEATH.

Terra: When I bring her into the BA, she'll only be 16. So she might act on it. Depends on how mature the guy is. And the kid's only 12, so the odds aren't swell.

Hybrid: SNARL SNAP GRR!

I love how Silver is suddenly female. XD

Also, what could a 12 year old possibly do to cause Valerie to want kill him? I mean, she's not that psycho.

You know what I realized? When I go a long time without food or sleep, I think up elaborate fan-fiction. For the last ten hours, I've been scripting a Fire Emblem game. I've done everything short of designing a playable version. Do you know how hard it is to assemble a map together from tiles? Well, not that hard, but I was so mesmerized by the final result, I ended up staring at my map blankly for half an hour.

Originally Posted by Silver

[Insert Character] has recently travelled to the United States of America (let's just say they did it legally, rather than hopping a border or something equally horrible that will, of course, destroy the entire country ... somehow). They go to, let's say, New York City, because New York City is badass. While in New York City they meet the most perfect person for them, their ultimate romantic match (Gorin's would be scary, no doubt). There's one itsy-bitsy problem: this person is 12 years old.

What do they do?

Shisho: "THANK THE GODDESSES! *Breaks out in tears* I've been waiting for you for so long. *Sobs quietly*" He prefers a Lolita anyways. He would tell you he's a pedophile if you asked him.

Kawaii: "Look at my cool older boyfriend!"

Fuzen: Considering this loli would be badass and evil, I imagine he would be accepting. A faithful parter on the path of destruction. The Empire State Building will get cut in half. Other terrorist grade disasters will take place. Destruction conqures all; as it should be.

Neko: "No, it's not awright at all. Get him off of me, or he'll be missing some teeth."

Dreamer: Blushes a lot. She would probably run away. She has a tendancy to avoid her problems by running away. If the boy decided to follow her, this could lead to a lot of entertaining drama.

Spider: She would probably eat him. Not the s/m/exy eat him, either. He would be within her digestive system not long after meeting her.

Black: "Now dat's some Loli!"

Originally Posted by Andurhil/Cookie

I love how Silver is suddenly female. XD

Suddenly?

Originally Posted by Andurhil/Cookie

Also, what could a 12 year old possibly do to cause Valerie to want kill him? I mean, she's not that psycho.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes she is.

Originally Posted by Andurhil/Cookie

I love how Silver is suddenly female. XD

Are you implying, good sir, that I was not female before? I resent that!

Originally Posted by Silver

Are you implying, good sir, that I was not female before? I resent that!

I liked you before you were emo. <<

OMG! I'm lying with my back in the seat of my chair, and Mizzy curled up against my neck under my chin. <333 *Nuzzles her*

...I really doubt you could type this like that.

My kitty was playing with my feet today. I kept jumping around, teasing him, and he kept on trying to chase my feet. It was so cute. x3

Originally Posted by Andurhil/Cookie

...I really doubt you could type this like that.

Sure I can. I have the use of my arms. My head is propped up against the back of the chair and my eyes are slightly above level with the keyboard. Plus, I don't need to see the keys to type. That's always helpful.

Originally Posted by Okami Wolfen.

My kitty was playing with my feet today. I kept jumping around, teasing him, and he kept on trying to chase my feet. It was so cute. x3

Careful, he'll butcher you if he gets too excited.

Hehehe. He likes to jump back and forth, and side to side. Besides, he doesn't scratch me hard, unless he is clinging to my shirt.

Everyone around here seems to have a kitten. I love kittens.

I have a cat. Kittens are nice, but I always find the maturity and level-headedness of a full grown cat to be more appealing. We're very similar, Two-Face and I. I would say she's complex, but it's more that I'm simple.

Being quick enough to avoid a paw swipe is also an advantage. You learn to tolerate teeth and avoid claws over time.

^_^ Her split face is still as cute as ever. Less than three.

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^ I don't know how many of you play all three game series I mentioned there, but I thought someone might get a chuckle out of it. :3

I laughed at all but AA the most. ^_^

Originally Posted by Beh

I laughed at all but AA the most. ^_^

I think my comments got progressively better as I went on (started with Harvest Moon, mostly serious, and went from there.) ^^;;

Originally Posted by Altamira

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^ I don't know how many of you play all three game series I mentioned there, but I thought someone might get a chuckle out of it. :3

Chuckle acheived.

Edit: Nice color scheme for the plumber, by the way.

Originally Posted by Altamira

I think my comments got progressively better as I went on (started with Harvest Moon, mostly serious, and went from there.) ^^;;

Coffee and shouting were best. ^.^

Originally Posted by Librairian

Everyone around here seems to have a kitten. I love kittens.

I have a cat. Kittens are nice, but I always find the maturity and level-headedness of a full grown cat to be more appealing. We're very similar, Two-Face and I. I would say she's complex, but it's more that I'm simple.

Being quick enough to avoid a paw swipe is also an advantage. You learn to tolerate teeth and avoid claws over time.

^_^ Her split face is still as cute as ever. Less than three.

I owned 20 cats when I was little. Teeth and claws are like papercuts to me. Painful for a split-second, but easily ignored afterward. Mizzy doesn't actually bite; just puts her teeth on your skin with a tiny bit of pressure. She's a good kitty. <3

She's really intelligent, too. Even though her litterbox moved from three or four places on day one, she always knew where to find it quickly. She's stopped using her claws as much.

Holy ****. o__o She just jumped in my lap, climbed up my shirt and made a lunge for my neck. Good thing I caught her before she bit--GAH! She did it again! o__O My kitten is insane! *Grabs her and sits her human-style in my lap and gets in her face, shaking her gently* You are insane! Do you know this? Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!

Mizzy: *Purrs and swats at my bangs*

>> Psycho. *Tickles her*

Originally Posted by Altamira

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^ I don't know how many of you play all three game series I mentioned there, but I thought someone might get a chuckle out of it. :3

Sad to say I've only played Mario. I really wanted to try Harvest moon. Hm...should rent it for the 'Cube... Never had a strong drive to play the Phoenix Wright games. Mainly because I don't own a DS.