The Toast King

I see "huuuuge fat ass" in the preview image, therefor I have no need to watch the actual video.

Tott. Watch it all. There are better bits.

Tott watched all of it. And found it amusing.

Does the Tott have a cock?

Yes, Tott has a cock. Why?

Oh, just wondering. These things have to be cleared up, you know. One never knows when knowledge of other's peoples genitalia will come in handy.

Ah, I see. I have a feeling my cock will one day save mankind from utter destruction.

totts cock is the cock of prophecy

Hey Tabby, we need to hook up sometime and, y'know, go watch a movie.

Then we can go for a meal Blizz. At McDonalds. And shoot spit balls at each other & at random people.

Or Burger King and play in the gross plastic ball pit.

I bet kids piss in there.

They do. The last time I went into one of those, the stench of piss hit me like a tidal wave.


The spitball thing is good cos I have done that before. Back when I had friends and didn't go on the internet all the time.

I like opening one end of the straw package and blowing air into the straw to shoot the wrap off like a missiles at people.

ELL O ELL

YES. THAT. THAT A MILLION TIMES.


Once got kicked out of McDonalds for doing that. Good times.

You got kicked out of McDonalds for doing that?

THINGS ARE MORE LAX HERE IN THE STATES.

Yeah, this middle aged woman was like WTF YOU ARE BEING A PRICK I'M GETTING THE MANAGER MY CHILDREN ARE UPSET BLAH BLAH.



The manager was like GTFO. It was so worth it though.

I was in a group of people and we where making a bit off a racket though.

That's awesome! I wish I was there. Would have shot a few myself.

If you where there Blizz it would be a billion times more awesome.






I almost got kicked out of the cinema with a bunch of friends at one of their birthday party cos we where spitting spit balls at random people. This family where sat behind us (I think it was that pirates of the Caribbean film), and the woman tugged at my hood (I was wearing a coat), and said "There is a young child here, I don't think that is very responsible behaviour, do you?" I said no but kept on doing it. Then the guy told me friend he would get us kicked out if we continued, so we stopped as we wanted to watch the film.


I got this bald guy on the back of the head. It stuck.

That's awesome! I've never done anything fun like that.