OOC: I want Anyone who's willing to join in. I have one additional rule for this thread: Try to create a seemingly random event to tie in with the current event, but also create a method to your madness. Use your apparent randomness to bend the story to your will, and have your fellow players try to escape from your twisted plan, with a twisted plan of there own.
BIC: As I was staring at the blue and white image displayed on my computer monitor, I began to wonder why there was an ant crawling on the keyboard. "Another busted computer...you'd think by now they would have invented a computer that can withstand my experiments," I said out loud to no one in particular, "It can't be too hard to make a computer with a 25 TB hard drive...oh well I'll just have to remake that one I had in Soul Society...this is gonna take all day

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As I wandered around my lab-which for some reason I had built in the middle of Gerudo Desert, in one of the many variants of Hyrule I had traveled too-looking for spare parts and wires, I began to wonder if my pizza was going to be delivered anytime soon. The Trans-Dimensional address I gave them should have been sufficient.
"They don't have the capacity for dimensional travel, do they?" I thought out loud, "...oh well. I'll get a pizza next time I go to Castle Town."