In Character Thread: ZU's Gaia Online

Originally Posted by Puck

She cut your penis off, not your balls. Your sperm should be fine.

She stabbed me in the balls before though.

Originally Posted by Ciroton

*Sighs, now feeling bad for what she did* Yeah, I guess. I have to make it up to him. He may have re-attatched it, but he may still never contribute to the gene pool. v_v

True.... =/

Originally Posted by Hippo Cloud

Not if Vitros heals me... and my sperms.

*heals...with detail* There.

Originally Posted by Puck

Do you want more of him roaming this earth?

Well, lets just hope that the child gets his wifes personality. =/

Originally Posted by Ti-Link

True.... =/



*heals...with detail* There.



Well, lets just hope that the child gets his wifes personality. =/

Zargin: Why did you do that?

Originally Posted by Ti-Link

*heals...with detail* There.

Thank you! I would hug you but I am in immense pain!

*lays down on a couch*

Originally Posted by Hippo Cloud

She stabbed me in the balls before though.

Well they're probably fine.

Well, lets just hope that the child gets his wifes personality. =/

If your going to heal his sperm why don't you mess with his genes...never mind...that would proabbly kill his child if he ever got one...

Originally Posted by Puck

Well they're probably fine.



If your going to heal his sperm why don't you mess with his genes...never mind...that would proabbly kill his child if he ever got one...

Don't even think about it. Isn't there a rule against that?

Originally Posted by Hippo Cloud

Don't even think about it. Isn't there a rule against that?

No...you asked him to preform magic on you...your not actally allowed to decide what type of magic is used.

Originally Posted by Puck

No...you asked him to preform magic on you...your not actally allowed to decide what type of magic is used.

I revoke my permission!

Originally Posted by Puck

No...you asked him to preform magic on you...your not actally allowed to decide what type of magic is used.

Originally Posted by Hippo Cloud

I revoke my permission!

Well...I could mess with the genes. Want me to?

Originally Posted by Ti-Link

Well...I could mess with the genes. Want me to?

NO!

Originally Posted by Ti-Link

Well...I could mess with the genes. Want me to?

I doubt you know enough about genes, and you will probbably do something wrong. So don't...

*picks out a book and begins reading*

Originally Posted by Hippo Cloud

NO!

Aww. =/

Originally Posted by Puck

I doubt you know enough about genes, and you will probbably do something wrong. So don't...

That was the point! ^_^

Originally Posted by Ti-Link

Aww. =/



That was the point! ^_^

What is wrong with you?!

*reads*

*looks up*

This one is a medical book.

*resumes*

*Lies on the ground and eventually falls asleep* ....

Originally Posted by Hippo Cloud

What is wrong with you?!

*reads*

*looks up*

This one is a medical book.

Does it have pictures in it? :glare

Originally Posted by Ti-Link

Does it have pictures in it? :glare

I am not aroused by colons or dead bodies.

*reads*

Babies have 300 bones and adults have 206... cool.

Originally Posted by Hippo Cloud

I am not aroused by colons or dead bodies.

Thats a good thing right?

Originally Posted by Puck

Thats a good thing right?

I would like to think so.

*resumes reading*

The real question isn't why I was reading a porn magazine, but why there are dozens of them in the bookshelf.

*points to the stack of them in the corner*

I can't believe nobody has noticed them before.