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Originally Posted by Honor My eyes are shit brown to reflect my personality.
Character question: if your character had a pet of their choice, would it be a dumb pet or would it be a bird? |
Wow. Could you pick a more cliche'd animal? Every character with pet has a bird. You could at least
make up an animal, like me. *Huggles Ilk* Seriously, though. Mountainmen have hawks, pirates have parrots, ninjas have falcons, witches have crows, and really obnoxious people have lovebirds. It's so overdone. I do like what's-his-name's bear idea. That could be interesting.
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Originally Posted by Avalanchemike Pet? Probably a bird of some sort, if only for convenience. A kestrel, I think, though depending on the day he might end up with something silly like a kiwi. |
Or that. That's ****ing hysterical. A fire-breathing kiwi. *Rolls* Oh, no wait! It's a
hypnotic kiwi. Like hypnotoad, but fuzzier. Wait, why does the spellchecker accept "hypnotoad"? <_<
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Originally Posted by Honor Fix'd. |
I have this image in my head of your name in big, three-dimensional letters with a huge dildo going into one of the O's.

The only reason to be offended by homosexuality is
repressed homoerotic desires.
That's right, biatch. I just called you gay. Whatcha gonna do 'bout it?
In other news, I want to write a rap song. Not because it's rap, but because I had this line suddenly pop into my head, and I feel that it must be written for the love of all things satirical.
Welcome to the future
We're gonna fook ya
Then we're gonna (****in' x4) loot ya
Other lines began popping into my head at that point, all of them subliminally referencing WoW, including:
I may not have lotsa homies
(music pauses, spoken) But hey, at least I have chicken