Puck's Homeroom

Puck's Homeroom

"Il en est des livres comme du feu de nos foyers; on va prendre ce feu chez son voisin, on l’allume chez soi, on le communique à d’autres, et il appartient à tous." - Voltaire

Welcome to the coolest new homeroom on the block. My name is Puck and I will be your instructor. Honestly I am not sure how I ended up being a teacher, three years ago the thought of writing bored and irritated me. Then I joined the BA; this place will change you if you do it right, make no mistake about it.

I will try to teach you in accordance to what you do worst. I can be heartless so if I see you making a mistake over and over I will punish you until you learn, it's called hard love. My goal here is not to make you a perfect writer...I would do a very bad job if that was the case. What I am going to do is try and make you a more rounded writer by picking off your weaknesses one at a time until they are almost nigh existent. I don't plan to teach style or anything like that, that most be grown not taught.

Things To Know


Concerning Puck: Don't call Puck, Robin Goodfellow, His name is and will always be Puck and you would be wise to remember that.

Concerning Spam: Spam all you want as long as you are not drowning out people who have actual questions.

Concerning Questions: I will answer all questions unless they are stupid.

Concerning Dissent Or Rebellion: Don't even try.

Concerning Fighting: Take it outside.

Concerning Commas: They are evil.

Concerning the Use of Japanese: If you use a Japanese word and are not Japanese/actually fluent in it then I will make you write a ten thousand word essay. Do not test me.

Teachers

Tsuukai Ita: Tsuukai Ita is a cold, emotionless, Blood Knight-He lives to battle, and battle alone-. He is harsh and unforgiving and only trains as a way to amuse himself between epic adventures to heaven or random sword fights in the middle of Volcanoes. Don't get on his nerves and you may end the day with your head still attached to your body...

Kaze: The Grand Archmage of Wind, and he did not get that title by chance. He is a Hidden Genius but lazy Jerk. He dislikes fighting and has a light sense of humor. In almost every way possible he is Tsuukai's opposite and foil.



Starting Your Training- Start your training with a five hundred to one thousand word post(No more no less) about how your character found the dome. End it with them reaching the front doors and about to enter. The title of the thread MUST be as Follows: [Puck] Characters Name's Training. (Or just use the new thread prefix for Puck. :3 --edit by Alti)

Go have fun and learn my children, and remember "Qui plume a, guerre a."

. . . REVOLUTION!

Don't you owe me and Z...like...a post?

. . . It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.

DROP. YOUR. SWORD.







. . . Oh. Wait. That may be wrong. Oh well.

I apologize for my ignorance but should I intro duce myself first or post my arrival story?

Yeah I was getting to that part. It was 2:00 AM when I wrote my intro so it slipped my mind

Starting Your Training- Start your training with a five hundred to one thousand word post(No more no less) about how your character found the BA. End it with them reaching the front doors and about to enter. The title of the thread MUST be as Follows: [Puck] Characters Name's Training.

Can I be a TA ?

Originally Posted by TP or Oot

Can I be a TA ?

Good post. But you have to work on the small things, like spaces.
There is no spaces before a question mark.

Originally Posted by Fluesopp

Good post. But you have to work on the small things, like spaces.
There is no spaces before a question mark.

Shouldn't it be "There are no spaces before a question mark."?

Edit: Either that or "There is no space before a question mark."

Ah, right..
I blame the fact that it's midnight here, and that I desperately need sleep.

I am certainly capable of using good grammar when occasion arrives, and/or I feel like it.
EDIT: Pleeeeeeease can I be a TA?

Originally Posted by Fluesopp

Ah, right..
I blame the fact that it's midnight here, and that I desperately need sleep.

I be da Teacher, ya?

Originally Posted by TP or Oot

I am certainly capable of using good grammar when occasion arrives, and/or I feel like it.
EDIT: Pleeeeeeease can I be a TA?

No. I will be handing out applications later on this week for a TA job. I promise nothing though.

Originally Posted by Robin Goodfellow

Shouldn't it be "There are no spaces before a question mark."?

That period should be a comma, as long as we Grammar Nazi.

Originally Posted by Ringo Starr

That period should be a comma, as long as we Grammar Nazi.

Touche?

Originally Posted by Robin Goodfellow

Touche?

Accent the 'e'.

Originally Posted by Ringo Starr

Accent the 'e'.

SCREW YOU FRENCHY!

Originally Posted by Robin Goodfellow

SCREW YOU FRENCHY!

YOU'RE FROM NEW BRUNSWICK AND THAT'S CLOSER TO FRNECH-SPEAKING LAND THAN ME!

BESIDES, YOU USED THE FRENCH WORD.

Originally Posted by Ringo Starr

YOU'RE CANADIAN AND THAT'S CLOSER TO FRNECH THAN ME!

BESIDES, YOU USED THE FRENCH WORD.

JUST BECAUSE I LIVE IN A BILINGUAL PART OF CANADA DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE FRENCH!

IMMA CUT YOU!

Originally Posted by Robin Goodfellow

JUST BECAUSE I LIVE IN A BILINGUAL PART OF CANADA DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE FRENCH!

IMMA CUT YOU!

Fun Fact: J. R. R. Tolkien was fluent in 13 languages, but he knew 12 others. That doesn't include the languages he made.

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*read the last posts*
ok, this is a real friendly place.