Well crap. I think Ponyville is clear. What now... Only place I can think of where a few more might be laying around is in the forest... *Trots off slowly, sighs* I wonder if anyone else is even still in town. I hope wherever they went, they're still making progress.
*passes sign that says "Beware Ye of Zombies: Seriously everypony, this isn't funny, there are zombies up ahead." And then passes another sign that says "Okay, I warned you. It's your fault if you get turned into zombie ponies!" But is too busy talking to Luna and Bon Bon to notice them*
All this talk of zombie ponies is just ridiculous. There are no such thing as zombies!
Good thing we took those self-defense classes 1000 years ago. The best thing to do against a pony suited up on drugs is a quick punch to the face. They will be knocked out for hours, and you don't heave to deal with them. Problem solved.
DOWN WASTED ONE!
*Luna punches the zombie in the face, taking its head clean off*
QUICK WE NEED TO HIDE THE BODY!
Rakshael: if I know one thing about Ruki, it's that she'll prove you wrong just for the sake of saying she did it BA Characters