My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic RP

OoC: Something in the waffles make ponies high, or something like that.
BiC: First bring her some waffles. She really likes those. Set them up on a plate and make them look really nice. That should do it.
OoC: Compared to everypony else, I'm pretty sane right now.

OoC: Oh, okay.

BiC: These offerings taste nothing of waffles or syrup! Banish her to the Evereggo Forest!

OoC: Something in the waffles make ponies high, or something like that.
BiC: First bring her some waffles. She really likes those. Set them up on a plate and make them look really nice. That should do it.
OoC: Compared to everypony else, I'm pretty sane right now.

OoC: Oh, okay.

BiC: These offerings taste nothing of waffles or syrup! Banish her to the Evereggo Forest!

*points to cheese shaped like waffles* We gave her waffles! She didn't accept them!

You're Queen is fussy when it comes to her waffles! Only lovely waffles will be acceptable before your ruler of the morning!

For some reason we have an aversion to the word morning.

No dear sister, we cannot do that. Luna is my friend! Banish her, and you banish me too. *Eats a waffle very snooty-like.*

Lyra...*gets teary eyed* *hugs Lyra* Oh Lyra, you don't have to do that for us!

Oh Luna, I would do that for anypony! *Hugs back* As the Princess of Waffelstia, it is my duty to care for all the ponies in the land. Unlike my selfish sister over here. All she wants is waffles and to banish people to the Evereggo Forest. *Whispers* Are you with me to start a new republic?
OoC: For the new Lyra Republic lol. I feel like this is Celestia vs. Luna, being that Twilight is Celestia and I'm Luna.

Yes! We would love to help you in your endeavors!

Samuel, seemingly unaffected, stares at the chaos. Terror flashes across his face as he starts backing away from the other ponies.

"Sweet Celestia, what have I done. I've created a monster!"

Samuel then tries to escape, but trips on a rug and ends up with a face full of waffle. After swallowing, Samuel's eyes narrow and he turns to the others. Smirking oddly, he starts stumbling towards them.

"I need to steal all of the Crystal Waffles before they use them against me again...then the real fun begins!" mumble Sam as he accidently knocks over a vial of chocolate. As the choclate fell to the floor, Sam grinned manically as he approached the argueing ponies.

OoC: Yes this is all incredibly symbolic of Luna/Celestia and all that. ON PURPOSE.

I will banish you all to the Waffle Moon, where there are no waffles and no syrup and no cheese!

Hey. I think they're plotting against us.

Let's kill them.

*Holds up a waffle spear* Attack her! For the New Lyra Republic!! Who is with me?!

I will defend my kingdom of waffles TO THE DEATH!

I'm sorry sister, but this kingdom is MINE NOW! LUNA, CHARLIE, CHARGE WITH ME! *Runs ahead levitating waffle spears*

*looks up from behind a fortress made of magic waffles*
Come at me pony!

*looks up from behind a fortress made of magic waffles*
Come at me pony!

*raises cheese spear* FOR NARNIA!