This is T7 broadcasting to all stations. Respond as soon as possible.
My location is 3 miles north/northeast of the old Theorizing section. I am broadcasting through all means possible, including all PM frequencies. To my knowledge I am the only survivor of the Breach in this sector.
I would try to get to better ground...I've even heard General Chitchat has become a survivor colony of sorts, but I'm surrounded. Whatever these viruses are, they are strong. I can't find a weakness.
Please...I need help. Just tell me your username and some stuff about you. I should be able to check the Forum records left in the area to see if you are legit. I know these viruses can be convincing. Hopefully this information should be enough to convince you of my identity.
My name is Ascended The Janitor, but I prefer The Janitor. I frequented the Farore Clan and VCR. I barely managed to survive the Breach, and all I have left is my old sword, Occam's Razor.
I can hear them outside this little wooden shack. I'm cutting transmition now.