MY PRIVATE DIARY

~I've created this thread just so I can make diary entries for various chars of mine that'll RP and such here. It's for lulz and, really, just so I can have more fun with the chars I'm RPing with. So far I'm RPing as Captain Judas Iscariot and Punchbox*. I'll update this as I RP more. Punchbox* entry coming up later.~

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The Diary of Captain Judas Iscariot

(RP for this diary entry).

Date: 25/7/11
Mood: NOT HAPPY

So, I arrive in Shiku today for this Pokemon festival and I discover MUCH TO MY DISPLEASURE that I'm to stay in this:

Yes. I'm expected to stay in THAT.

To make matters worse, some teenybopper tried to PUSH HER WAY BY ME, but nuh-uh, I put her in her place:

No exaggeration on The Guns. They bulge like that.

Finally, I was informed I was to take part in these silly Pokemon battles. So, I MADE A SUBTLE INVITE:

TO DIE.

Eventful day, yes, but so far I am not enjoying being a member of Team Rocket. Hmph. I have no idea what happens in these Pokemon battles, though. No matter. I'm sure I'll do fine. I'm CAPTAIN JUDAS ISCARIOT. ♥♥♥♥♥es can't touch this.

I love you.

HOW DARE YOU READ MY DIARY OMG GET OUT

lol I love you too <33 Hurry up and RP with me so I can doodle pics for us.

I hate you.

^I choked on my drink from laughter. Don't make me draw WalnutxJudas pics, man. I'll do it.

Posting to subscribe and verify accuracy ofPunchbox's future accounts.

(RP for this diary entry).

Name: Captain Judas Iscariot
Date: 28/7/11
Mood: STILL UNHAPPY

So there I was, on the verge of VICTORY when my opponent somehow made my Abra VANISH. I know not what TRICKERY this gypsy child used, but I SHOULD'VE WON:



Not even 10 minutes later am I ATTACKED yet again by another eager Pokemon trainer. I can understand why they all want Judas' attention, but still, LET A MAN BREATHE. We fought for hours, he and I, and when David Bowie (fitting name, I am proud) POUNCED on this VALDIN person, the announcer who is CLEARLY working for Valdin disqualified me. UNJUST. So in my rage, I UPTURNED A TABLE:



My victory is close. Everyone is against The Joodz. Everyone.

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Very un-bias story you have there.