The Craziest things your teachers have done

Well, My teacher is really really crazy. Lets just put it this way he's a comedian and actually pretty funny. But anyway, when he was leaving the school one day he found this giant stuffed banana in the dumpster so he took it home washed it and put in our classroom and called him beary, oh yeah I forgot to mention beary wears a Sombrero. Also he has a kitchen in his classroom(minifridge, microwave,toasteroven,coffeemaker) on a table. Also he's just plain weird. When we were taking a test he started laying on the ground and started to look at the ceiling. But he can be funny and he can be serious. Please try to top these crazy actions. I'd like to see that.

Our science teacher set her hair on fire once...

I don't think it was a joke though...

During one of our high school pep rallies, Mr. Ramos, the gym/health teacher and boys basketball coach, rode into the auditorium on one of the minature motorcycles. It ended up in our yearbook. xDDD

Our Teacher was telling us a story when he was in school. And it was their cooking final and they had to make a dozen of cookies in one hour. So for 45 minutes of the final they were throwing cookie dough all over the walls then they realized they were in trouble and didn't have enough time to bake the cookies. So they fired up the oven to 800 degrees and baked it for 5 minutes. And the oven blow up snd you could see the lights flickering on and off also the school shorted out.

getting drunk, driving a landrover crazily, beating up another teacher for cheating on his wife...yeah my greek teacher is probably mad

One time my wellness class teacher was talking to a group of girls and she said "we have sex because not only do we reproduce but it also feels good". She is a freak.

My teacher told us a story from when he was in the navy. Anyway the crew was heading for Jamica and my teacher had a friend in Jamica so when they stopped he went to visit him and afterword they went to a bar and got drunk. The next morning he woke up on a beach with a shirt he didn't have on in the first place. And there ship was about to leave. So he ran to the ship tried to sneak into his cabin but bumped into his captain. Yeah I cold go on forever about this guy.

Hehe, my science teacher talks about the Stella Awards and how stupid people can be to sue for the most trivial things. He also says s*** alot in the class with a southern accent. I don't like it when people swear, but I'd say it's funny!

Having sex with me is probally the craziest thing my teacher did.

During my sophmore year of high school, our Biology instructor was pregnant and was unable to teach the class for the second semester, so we had a sub.

She ate a live goldfish on a dare.

Dead serious.

our biology teacher ran out of class because his wife was giving birth, we just sat in the science lab for the rest of the lesson

On my first day of school last year I had math first and when I went to the class the teacher saw mea nd said I look like big torouble for her so she made me stand in the corner and I had to stay there for 2 whole weeks. It was realy wierd cause after the first quarter I was her best favorite student. lol.

hmm...the baddest/craziest thing a teach has done to meh..is given me a after school detention... and isolated me in the same day..not fair-__-
i only said shut up to him..

First day of CompSci class this year, the teacher thought we were very rude to her. We needed to ask permission before touching 'her' computers, sitting in 'her' chairs, touching 'her' books, walking through 'her' doorway, and speaking directly to her. She's still insane, but at least we don't have to ask permission as often anymore

One teacher threw a pair of scissors at a student one day and hit one student on another day. One teacher named the bin in his classroom as "Mr. Dumpster", so whenever anyone of the students had something that was not allowed, i.e. a bubblegum, they had to sacrifice it to Mr. Dumpster. Yeah...

Originally Posted by Tott

One teacher threw a pair of scissors at a student one day and hit one student on another day.

That's not crazy, that's stupidity. Did anything happen to that teacher?

Miss Ruddell, or i should say MRS. Pinto, since she just got married, did a really crazy thing that was hilariouse. Well she didnt do it but her brother who is a cop told her about it. So he gets a report of some guy on drugs driving a car thats pasing like amilion red lights so cops chase him, and he escapes to his house. the police go into his house and they find him naked in the bathtub chewing on a battery. LOL our class was laughing so hard! She didnt do it, once again but it is funny

My math teacher for some reason will just break into song, dance, and begins to crack corny jokes during class. He's weird.

Not much weird stuff happened to me with teachers, but a friend of mine in the 12th grade was in the hall talking to some guys. My History teacher walks by him and, out of nowhere, compliments him... sorta:

"Peter, I see you lost a lot of weight."
"Thanks, miss. Thank you very much."

I was just walking by when this happened, and I couldn't help but laugh. He was big, but he wasn't fat (he's one muscular son of a ***** if you'd ever see him). The teacher, however, is kinda strange, but really nice.

She tried to link math with notes. No sense there, eh?
My music teacher think's she's hot too. She like...in her 70's or something and she diyed her hair red....on St. Patricks day....