The Craziest things your teachers have done

Originally Posted by trimph forks

OMG that's horrible! XD I'm going into 7th, but it'll be Internet school, so nomore wacko teachers for me....

I'm a teacher myself, and I've never heard of this...

Wouldn't you want to be in school? It's not only about hearing us boring teachers talk, you know.

It's also a great place to make friends and sharpen your social skills.

Originally Posted by Carbonated

It's also a great place to make friends and sharpen your social skills.

Why hasn't anyone told me about this?!?

When my History/Web Design teacher gets mad he chucks stuff across the room i.e. floppy disks, power strips, tv remotes, computer mouse. It's actually pretty funny.

my teacher once ran a rhino into the police station dual wielding two sniper bazookas and playing enter sandman on the flute naked

You're weird.

We write a physics test and some guys have written soulutions on the board.
Our teacher sees it: "Hey, that's wrong!" *writes* "Now, it's right."

Originally Posted by Metalwizard

my teacher once ran a rhino into the police station dual wielding two sniper bazookas and playing enter sandman on the flute naked

Amen to that.

Seriously, though, that probably didn't happen.

Keep to his word!

The class had a bet against my English teacher over something in Romeo and Juliet, don't remember what anyways the teacher lost and his forfeit was to sing the entire song of Barbie Girl and EVERYONE recorded it on their phones.

Some birds flew onto the open Windows and my Teacher freaked.

My old maths teacher, MR.Allum, is weird in a good way. I got put in a different maths set to the one he teaches, but now, for his maths group, he occasionly brings in a nintendo wii and if the pupils get a question right, he lets them play for a while.Also, one thursday on last period, in a special fundraising event, he did " pokemon battle frontier" he brought in his wii, let people use there DS's with it and battle,and let people bring in there gameboys and DS's and stuff. I didn't get a go. But, after school, he leyt me play against my brother. ( I thrashed him. Then my other brother played against Mr allum.

Also, my maths sets techer, Mr scott ( I'm in top set) also teaches bottom set. One day, in bottom set, apparently, since there are only 9 people in his set, he got out his SCHOOL LAPTOP, ( I think he must have removed the blocks which stop you doing certain things)
And he let his class watch live tennis or whatever the sport was.
He also does origami ( paper animals)

My history teacher, Mr. Davis, was THE best teacher I ever had. I remember on my birthday...the PA system was making this weird noise that sounded like a gun being fired (xD Really fast, too) and he flipped and was like "EVERYONE GET DOWN" and got on the floor. xDD Then he got up behind a desk and was pretending to shoot the speaker and kept pointing his "gun" at it even when it stopped. It was HILARIOUS. That wasn't the only time he did stuff like that, though. He made everyone in the entire class laugh every day. It was awesome. I hope I have him again this year. :3

One of my teachers was the coolest teacher.
Ever.
Really! It was a semi-mandatory class about organization and time management, etc. He did that for a few weeks and then moved onto stuff like the Freemasons, Shakespeare, Debunking Evolution/The Moon Landing, and the Cold War.

my biology teacher noticed i had my head down in class and i was snoring, pretending to sleep, and everyone was looking at me, so he slowly crept over to me, about to hit the desk really loud so i'd wake up, but i was watching him in my desk's reflection, so as soon as he raised his hands i jumped up and started screaming, and he leaped backward into his desk.

well aren't you badass pete.

My art teacher screwed one of my friends. (he still got a D xD)

Metalwizard: xD Wow. You pretty much owned him.

Kinda weird how I had Mr. Davis 2nd period, and he filled the class with lulz. Then, my 3rd period Science teacher was so..boring. =| He never smiled or laughed. And when he did, he always looked away. He was funny at times, though.

Well one teacher of mine threw a bottle of water at someone and they cried and one got so mad that she started banging on the table going 'SHUUUUT UP!!!!!!.'
One time someone threw a shoe at the teachers knee and she cried in the staff room all lesson so we had to have a supply teacher.
Another time my science teacher ate the experiment (nuts) and he drinks diet cola all the time, he has a mini fridge in the science teachers cupboard/Room full of diet cola and lots of cola in his car boot.

Originally Posted by Metalwizard

my biology teacher noticed i had my head down in class and i was snoring, pretending to sleep, and everyone was looking at me, so he slowly crept over to me, about to hit the desk really loud so i'd wake up, but i was watching him in my desk's reflection, so as soon as he raised his hands i jumped up and started screaming, and he leaped backward into his desk.

Only smileys can express what I thought of that...

Not exactly my teacher but my friends teachers hits on the 9th grade girls....creepy.

My Spanish teacher is a perv, he rides a motorcycle and asked me if I had a ride home once. I will never go in that class again without someone with me.

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My science teacher on the other hand is amazingly funny! We were doing a sort of chemical type thing and I remember catching it on video, but I lost it. It was supposed to just sort of burst into flames, so we put a fire proof blanket underneath it and it worked, but it burned a hole through the metal and through the blanket and to the desk and part of my teachers shirt caught on fire too. That teacher was the most amazing teacher alive, if I could recap all the stuff he said it would beat everything any of you could put up here. Sorry, but he was. We didn't even take notes in that class, we printed them out. XD

My crazy spanish teacher talked about her trip to a topless beach in France while my principal had inconspicuously slipped in the room. That and I swear she loves some kids.