The Craziest things your teachers have done

My old piano teacher used to come to class drunk everyday. Honestly, he would reek of alcohol, his breath was taken over by it. He would pass out on his desk and would wake up with a nasty hangover.

My pyhsic teacher was cool, but a bit of a nutcase. He would had crazy conspiracy claims about the U.S. government and the armed forces (he was in the navy). He also would mock the students every once-in-awhile.

My choir teacher got caught giving head to the band teacher in her office a few years ago by a student. (they were married at the time I think, but still...)

Also my english professor said "mental masturbation" about 3 times in class the other day. She's an interesting one.

I know one teacher who got his student (during a private tutoring session) to smoke weed. (he even told the kid to call his parents to tell them the lesson would be going extra long) This kid was 12 I think when this happened.

My teacher last year drove everybody nuts. She was Miss Euki, and had to sub for the second semester, because our real teacher, Mrs. B, (best teacher ever, btw) was pregnant. Oh, there were many bad qualities about her... let's see, for starters, she got angry with me when she discovered that I considered her to be a subbie as opposed to the regular teacher. Yeah, she liked blowing up in students' faces, especially mine. (I was quite stubborn about equal rights.) For another thing, she had this HUGE thing about respect, and made us watch little kid videos for second-graders. (Dead serious-- it mentioned that in the vids.) Of course, she decided that she owed us NO respect, whatsoever, and got angry if we started treating her the way she treated us. To be honest, anybody would get angry, except for the fact that it was also how we were being treated, which is the sad part. She liked to interrupt students, said it "saved time," yet was quite surprised and insulted when I asked her whether or not we could interrupt her. She said that interruption was rude. Only she could do it, because she was the athority. For crying out loud, lady! If you think that respect is that important, why the heck won't you practice it yourself?! Yeah, she drove everybody nuts, from K-8th. (That's how high our school went.) Even kind Miss Cantu said bad things about her. I remember specifically that Miss Euki would go on and on about how bad we were for approximately 30 minutes on end, then say, "I just want y'all to know that I have feelings, too." The one good thing about this procedure is that it allowed 30 solid minutes in which she wouldn't notice anybody practicing sketching. Yep, just train your ears for "I just want y'all..." and you have enough time to stow away your notebook and pretend that you were paying attention to a half hour of guilt trip. The one thing I learned from that semester was how to sketch classmates without getting caught. And yet I was apparently her favorite student.O_o

Originally Posted by trimph forks

My teacher last year drove everybody nuts. She was Miss Euki, and had to sub for the second semester, because our real teacher, Mrs. B, (best teacher ever, btw) was pregnant. Oh, there were many bad qualities about her... let's see, for starters, she got angry with me when she discovered that I considered her to be a subbie as opposed to the regular teacher. Yeah, she liked blowing up in students' faces, especially mine. (I was quite stubborn about equal rights.) For another thing, she had this HUGE thing about respect, and made us watch little kid videos for second-graders. (Dead serious-- it mentioned that in the vids.) Of course, she decided that she owed us NO respect, whatsoever, and got angry if we started treating her the way she treated us. To be honest, anybody would get angry, except for the fact that it was also how we were being treated, which is the sad part. She liked to interrupt students, said it "saved time," yet was quite surprised and insulted when I asked her whether or not we could interrupt her. She said that interruption was rude. Only she could do it, because she was the athority. For crying out loud, lady! If you think that respect is that important, why the heck won't you practice it yourself?! Yeah, she drove everybody nuts, from K-8th. (That's how high our school went.) Even kind Miss Cantu said bad things about her. I remember specifically that Miss Euki would go on and on about how bad we were for approximately 30 minutes on end, then say, "I just want y'all to know that I have feelings, too." The one good thing about this procedure is that it allowed 30 solid minutes in which she wouldn't notice anybody practicing sketching. Yep, just train your ears for "I just want y'all..." and you have enough time to stow away your notebook and pretend that you were paying attention to a half hour of guilt trip. The one thing I learned from that semester was how to sketch classmates without getting caught. And yet I was apparently her favorite student.O_o

Wow, that sounds like a bad sub.

Mr. Thurston, my astronomy teacher, launched a bottle rocket inside the class room and it broke a light fixture.

MMy year 11 maths teacher once slapped this guy on the back in class for working out 100 x 10 on his calculator. The ebst is in primary school, in year 5 my teacher mr farrar was playing dodgeball in the hall, basically he threw the spongeball at you if it hit you then you were out, so everyopne was racing about trying to dodge it when our teacher threw it and it hit the school award certificates which were covered in glass... they fell down and smashed! so our teacher scoped it up and hid them under a big piece of card which was lying on the floor and going to go up on a new display.

Once this little ***** 'told on me' for coughing. That's right, coughing. When she told the teacher, the teacher told her to shut the hell up.

Let's see...

High School band director: told us that we were all failures and that we'd be working at McDonald's for the rest of our lives. The next day he said that the Mexicans were going to take all of the jobs from Americans, so I guess that means that the Mexicans will be working at McDonald's. He also said that we're lucky that we're not living in third world countries like Africa.

High School science teacher: blew up a heat resistant beaker using water and sodium. Shattered it, actually. Also took one of the rats we were about to dissect and made it dance around the table while saying "MASTAH SPLINTAH!"

Percussion professor (university): knocked over a stand and asked us if it's music. Once he asked everybody, out of the blue, what was on page 256 of their texts. When nobody answered, he simply said, "Words. Let's move on."

my science blewup a water cooler XD

Originally Posted by Linkmaster30000

He also said that we're lucky that we're not living in third world countries like Africa.

Africa's not a country...

i had an awful psychology teacher who said you can only think
using words...that's ridiculous

In fourth grade, our principal stripped down to a bikini in a giant bowl, and had ice cream, chocolate syrup, and cherries fall on top of her. (The school read three million books.)
In third grade, our teacher forgot which was vertical and which was horizontal, so we could choose. She also didn't remember if a comma went in a sentence after the last thing talked about. ie: Bob had blue, brown and black cats. Instead of: Bob had blue, brown, and black cats. Those little teaching styles reeeeeeally got my fourth grade teachers mad.
I'm goin' into eight grade. None of my teachers since have done anything weird like that.
Middle schools pretty boring. At least, from what I've heard eight grade is better. I do get to go to NYC and see four different broadway plays for my Drama major class. (Boo yah! I live in south florida so that's a big deal.)

Everything my orchestra teacher does.

I mean, once, in his band class, someone played a really bad note that sounded like a cow, and he said 'who let the cow in?' BUT it turns out, a kinda chubby girl had walked in right when he said that... and she left.
Yeah.

Originally Posted by sapphire_dragon

Everything my orchestra teacher does.

I mean, once, in his band class, someone played a really bad note that sounded like a cow, and he said 'who let the cow in?' BUT it turns out, a kinda chubby girl had walked in right when he said that... and she left.
Yeah.

OMG that's horrible! XD I'm going into 7th, but it'll be Internet school, so nomore wacko teachers for me....

My science teacher dressed up as a woman. He also brought in a big bag of crayfish for us to eat. If someone's skipping another class, he'll have a conversation with them.

Oh, and he calls a few random kids gay every now and then.

My 11th grade American History teacher gave the class the finger, then said that is what America did to the British.

One time my Spanish teacher threw a rubber cockroach at some of the girls. I'm afraid of bugs but nobody knew so it was ok. He also once bought a monkey keychain that made weird noises because a student called him a "pompous monkey." Oh, yeah, and one time he was telling a story about some bad students transfered into his class. It was funny because the day that they were transferred it was raining hard. The teacher set the suspense then and said that Zeus was angry at them. Fast-forward to real time: a student yelled out "You completely lost it, ((name of teacher)), I thought that this was going to be cool! That was lame!"
My History teacher is more 'unique.' His class was hilarious. One time he picked up a short kid off his desk during shadowing. He calls some people gay, gives noogies to some people (including me), comes up to random girls and does their hair, yells a lot, and might have tripped or tackled a student (nobody knows). He told the class to 'look away, I'm going to break his neck' once to me. He also told one student that "first I'm going to skin and scalp you, then I'm going to cover you in honey and put you on an ant pile so that they can eat you, then I'm going to crush your bones and feed them to the dogs and do the same to the dogs. But other than that, I love you."
That was the best.

Originally Posted by trimph forks

OMG that's horrible! XD I'm going into 7th, but it'll be Internet school, so nomore wacko teachers for me....

wait wait, you can do internet school for 7th grade now?

Originally Posted by Valhelm

In fourth grade, our principal stripped down to a bikini in a giant bowl, and had ice cream, chocolate syrup, and cherries fall on top of her. (The school read three million books.)

I hope she was good-lookin' or I'll be sick

Here's another goodie: our principal, though a good guy, has a very Southern accent. One day our English class was talking about the concept and types of irony when she mentioned a morning greeting to him where she said in a 'passionate' voice "((nickname of principal)), your voice is sooo smooth!" He perked up and was happy for the rest of the day.