The Craziest things your teachers have done

One of the Biology teachers got drunk for drink driving. Twice. And he was caught by the same cop both times!

Ooh, and there's a long running legend from back in my brother's days that one of the former history teachers once picked a kid up and used him to wipe the blackboard. We have no idea if this was true, but apparently, shortly after that teacher mysteriously disappeared from the school and was replaced by someone else...

One of my band teachers in high school had long grey hair that he braided and a grey beard and wore Hawaiian shirts and sunglasses every day. That's not weird, but the fact that he had a little doll that looked just like him with the grey hair, beard, Hawaiian shirt, and sunglasses. Funny? A little. Creepy? I thought so.

We were having sport lesson in school and one girl in my class was going to throw a bascet ball to our sport teacher. But instead of caughing the ball he missed it and the ball smashed him right on his head!XD

Originally Posted by sethpenguin

One time my wellness class teacher was talking to a group of girls and she said "we have sex because not only do we reproduce but it also feels good". She is a freak.

well she was just being honest. most people don't ONLY have sex becuase they are trying to reproduce. to try and pretend that reproduction is the only reason people have sex would be as bad as lying. sure, it feels good. If it didn't feel good, humans would be extinct by now for sure

My algebra teacher slapped a student, and my band teacher Mr. Wells cent nuts.

Well......Last year my teacher would scream at everyone for misbehaving and then cry.

Making a joke, seriously they don't laugh or smile or make a joke.
ps: the joke wasn't even funny

My history teacher threw a history book at a kids head once.

Then there was the art teacher...last day of school one year he brought in a box of pixie sticks and told us all to sniff and get high off them.

He even joined.

Ah fun times.

I had a Spanish professor that was so horrible she was fired in the middle of the semester. That harpy was crazy. I don't know what was wrong with her. It started with her making up these weird rules, like we weren't allowed to ask any grammar questions during class. She said class time was not for learning grammar and if we wanted to learn that we'd have to come by her office for instruction during non-class time. o_O

Another time she went off on how the Aztecs were savage, unintelligent heathens and how kind it was of the Europeans to bring them God and education. (And smallpox! But we never brought that up; we were all speechless by that point.)

Eventually there were enough complaints to the department that word got back to her, and then she pulled this one, which was the straw that broke the professor's back: She handed out feedback sheets for us to fill out, asking us all kinds of questions about her and about the class. She told us the department had asked for them and that she wouldn't be reading them. Well, that was a lie. She printed those out for herself so she could know who was complaining.

After she got fired, she gave a speech about how much she loved us but that she'd taken another job elsewhere and would be leaving. We all just kind of sat there like this. |: The head of the department had to teach us for the rest of the semester.

Originally Posted by Zarah Warah

My history teacher threw a history book at a kids head once.

That's nothing, my 8th grade teacher once threw a chair at the entire class.

In 3rd grade, my teacher, Mizziz B, had an end of the year ritual to grab her students and kiss them. Her long years of teaching didn't make her kissable in the eyes of this 8 year old. When the clock struck 3, we scattered, but she stood in the doorway to snatch up whoever would have the ill mentality to come her way.

To preserve the sanity of my fellow classmates, I threw the smallest of us into her grasp and led the rest of my group in a mad dash out the door.

That kid ended up crying due to all the trauma.
And in the end, Mizziz B never taught 3rd grade again. Though we did end up running into her again in high school, where she taught computer education.

My old school was brilliant 'cause it was absolute crap. It got shut down the year after we left. Once, while the teacher went outside to talk to another teacher, this kid stuck this porn video in the projecter. When they both came back in they nearly had heart attacks

One time, my math teacher said "hello" to the wall, and then hugged it.

Originally Posted by mew72x

One time, my math teacher said "hello" to the wall, and then hugged it.

He/she must've had prety long arms.

My Wold History II teacher had the class divide up into three groups, (Lower Class, Upper Class, and Nobels) to recreate the French Revolution. He was of course the King. However no one in my class was realy into it like I was (I was upper lower class, a doctor actually) so the entire thing became a debate between the two of us. Part of our argument.

"You're a horrible King. Half of your people are starving!"
"Yes, well, God appointed me. If you're against me, you're against God."
"With all due respect, God must have sneezed when he made you."

And my Chem teacher last year, in an effort to help us remember the forever angering mol (argh!) shaved his entire head except for a mullet which he called a "Mollet".

Originally Posted by Linkfan748

Well, My teacher is really really crazy. Lets just put it this way he's a comedian and actually pretty funny. But anyway, when he was leaving the school one day he found this giant stuffed banana in the dumpster so he took it home washed it and put in our classroom and called him beary, oh yeah I forgot to mention beary wears a Sombrero. Also he has a kitchen in his classroom(minifridge, microwave,toasteroven,coffeemaker) on a table. Also he's just plain weird. When we were taking a test he started laying on the ground and started to look at the ceiling. But he can be funny and he can be serious. Please try to top these crazy actions. I'd like to see that.

My english teacher laughed when heared my house burnt down. A teacher could get in a huge amount of trouble for that, but he's crazy and funny and he knows his students so well. There's a guy in my class who's really jumpy and our teacher always slams his book down on the jumpy guys table to scare him. He's a great teacher but spends half the time manipulating the conversation. Like when we were reading Of Mice And Men, we were reading the last chapter of the book for the first five minutes of the class. We came to a point where a scene of a bird eating a water snake was depicted and we ended up spending the rest of the class talking about youtube videos we watched involving snakes.

Originally Posted by Master Link300

Well......Last year my teacher would scream at everyone for misbehaving and then cry.

It sounds like something I would do if I were to ever become a teacher. I lack stability.

This isn't excite crazy, only mildly amusing. My biology teacher got onto her desk and started dancing/jumping around excitedly while briefly going over what we have to outline the previous night, and then she fell off her desk and broke her ankle.

The craziest thing my teaher has ever done is jump up and down shouting and screaming for the class to be quiet. Oh and she also told a kid to shut up(yet we cannot say that to them)

hmmm... my science teacher shot a roket through the ceiling, he had a fake skeleton with a ponch named pablo, and he would poke us in the presher point on our neck.

he was the best teacher ever

My history teacher for the past two years hit us. He would slap our backs and arms, kick our feet, noogie us, and shake the backs of our necks like he was strangling us from behind. He had a "learning enhancer" (which was just a golf club with the club cut off), and he'd hit us with it or slam our desks with it while he would lecture. He was very Machiavellian in the whole "better to be feared than loved" philosophy. But none of us never had a problem with it (except for the fact that it hurt). In fact, that's one of the many reasons all of his students (including me) loved him so much. xp

If DNLINK had AP Government his senior year, he probably knows who and what I'm talking about. :p

8th Grade English teacher died her hair blue (she's really old by the way) because we did good on the TAKS (Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills, an annoying state test the asses nothing at all)

High School Theatre Arts Teacher (Best damn teacher in the world) does so much funny crap I can't think of one specific thing. I sould videotape him one day....Oh! We were planning on making a viral video and putting it on YouTube, but couldn't get a cake in time. Maybe next year...

I walked out to one of my teachers drop to the floor and break dance for a bunch of students...

Scared the CRAP out of me to see such an old man... be so AWESOME at break dancing...