The Craziest things your teachers have done

The weirdest thing my teacher did...

Laugh. Yeah, it rarely ever happens.

Someone in my english claas said to my (28 year old) teacher "You wouldn't know, you're old, like thirty somethin'."

He says: "**** YOU I'm thirty somethin'!"

Did I say Laugh, I mean smile.

Our teachers aren't the cheery type, nor do they have a fun rating. They're all 0.

Well, nothing weird at my school.

Giving me a detention.

How was I supposed to know that f*** was a bad word?

Crazy teacher I had in high school wrote songs and played them daily in class on his guitar. Not good songs, either. He has been playing guitar for about five years now and he still only knows two chords.

Also, a while back, there was a video of this same teacher giving a typical lesson. This teacher had all these weird gestures and habits he would do. There was a counter in one corner of the screen, and every time he did one of those things, the counter would increase by one. At the end of the class, it was up to two-hundred-seventeen.

I'll quote him.

"The worst enemy of a Mexican is another F****** Mexican"

Among other things.

One winter day, Mrs. Lorna Bryant was jogging with her friends.She had an insane love of the color black, and, being herself, she wore all black while jogging. The black clothes made her stand out violently against the snow. A truck passed her. After a few seconds, the truck backed up and the driver popped out of his window.

"I just wanted to tell you, that you are completely invisible. I totally could not see you." He then drove off. Long story short; to this day, Mrs. Bryant is a ninja. And she is the awesomest ninja history teacher ever.

And Mrs. Bryant's tornado drill: Get under your desks with a book over your head. If she freaks out, slap her twice across the face and say, "Mrs. Bryant- what would a ninja do!?"

Tidbit: Her childhood was spent in South Africa. She moved here as part of a foreign exchange program in high school, and is a citizen as of two months ago.

I know this guy Mr. Williams he is really bipolar and plays songs on his guitar but was arrested after rapeing one of my fellow classmates and Mr. little was allergic to deodorant and smelled horrible and threatened an eight grader with a gun and actually brought it in the next day and was also arrested

Originally Posted by monkeybob34

I know this guy Mr. Williams he is really bipolar and plays songs on his guitar but was arrested after rapeing one of my fellow classmates and Mr. little was allergic to deodorant and smelled horrible and threatened an eight grader with a gun and actually brought it in the next day and was also arrested

Holy Crap!

My science teacher, we were once talking about the definition of homosapian, and some students had to stand up to demonstrate, and she told one of the students to sit back down, she acidentally send "Sit down homo". Also just today, some of the students annoy her a lot, and she just gets fed up with how some of the other students go all brainless on her, and she called one the students a Dbag.

Let's see...in eighth grade, a teacher I had walked past me in the hall, didn't say a word, and slapped me in the stomach. To this day, I don't know why he did it.

Another teacher I had noticed my friend looking at a picture of Scorpion (from Mortal Kombat, I believe) on the computer while we were supposed to be working, and said, very seriously, "Quit that scorpion!" And nothing else. It took me a moment to realize how strange that was, and it only grew funnier with time. It's probably not funny reading about it, but it was hilarious in real life, probably 'cuz he sounds a lot like Kermit the frog.

My English teacher demonstrated his seductive glance (which he calls "the look") on the wall in our classroom. I suppose that's not so weird, but it's also worth mentioning he's spoken quite seriously about creating a rap album under the name "MC Grammar", including the hit single, "Let's get iambic in here." He's one cool cat.

Let's see...what else...?

I didn't see this myself, luckily, but my friend walked into the restroom one perfectly normal day and saw the same teacher who slapped me in the stomach standing near the sunlight, pants down, and he simply turned to my friend and said, quite happily, "Ah, I love standing in the sunlight."

My German teacher regularly threatens students and throws things in class, and I don't mean small things...he's a funny guy, alright.

Hmmm...that's all I can think of for now.

Let's see...in eighth grade, a teacher I had walked past me in the hall, didn't say a word, and slapped me in the stomach. To this day, I don't know why he did it.

Another teacher I had noticed my friend looking at a picture of Scorpion (from Mortal Kombat, I believe) on the computer while we were supposed to be working, and said, very seriously, "Quit that scorpion!" And nothing else. It took me a moment to realize how strange that was, and it only grew funnier with time. It's probably not funny reading about it, but it was hilarious in real life, probably 'cuz he sounds a lot like Kermit the frog.

My English teacher demonstrated his seductive glance (which he calls "the look") on the wall in our classroom. I suppose that's not so weird, but it's also worth mentioning he's spoken quite seriously about creating a rap album under the name "MC Grammar", including the hit single, "Let's get iambic in here." He's one cool cat.

Let's see...what else...?

I didn't see this myself, luckily, but my friend walked into the restroom one perfectly normal day and saw the same teacher who slapped me in the stomach standing near the sunlight, pants down, and he simply turned to my friend and said, quite happily, "Ah, I love standing in the sunlight."

My German teacher regularly threatens students and throws things in class, and I don't mean small things...he's a funny guy, alright.

Hmmm...that's all I can think of for now.

Let's see...in eighth grade, a teacher I had walked past me in the hall, didn't say a word, and slapped me in the stomach. To this day, I don't know why he did it.

Another teacher I had noticed my friend looking at a picture of Scorpion (from Mortal Kombat, I believe) on the computer while we were supposed to be working, and said, very seriously, "Quit that scorpion!" And nothing else. It took me a moment to realize how strange that was, and it only grew funnier with time. It's probably not funny reading about it, but it was hilarious in real life, probably 'cuz he sounds a lot like Kermit the frog.

My English teacher demonstrated his seductive glance (which he calls "the look") on the wall in our classroom. I suppose that's not so weird, but it's also worth mentioning he's spoken quite seriously about creating a rap album under the name "MC Grammar", including the hit single, "Let's get iambic in here." He's one cool cat.

Let's see...what else...?

I didn't see this myself, luckily, but my friend walked into the restroom one perfectly normal day and saw the same teacher who slapped me in the stomach standing near the sunlight, pants down, and he simply turned to my friend and said, quite happily, "Ah, I love standing in the sunlight."

My German teacher regularly threatens students and throws things in class, and I don't mean small things...he's a funny guy, alright.

Hmmm...that's all I can think of for now.

Let's see...in eighth grade, a teacher I had walked past me in the hall, didn't say a word, and slapped me in the stomach. To this day, I don't know why he did it.

Another teacher I had noticed my friend looking at a picture of Scorpion (from Mortal Kombat, I believe) on the computer while we were supposed to be working, and said, very seriously, "Quit that scorpion!" And nothing else. It took me a moment to realize how strange that was, and it only grew funnier with time. It's probably not funny reading about it, but it was hilarious in real life, probably 'cuz he sounds a lot like Kermit the frog.

My English teacher demonstrated his seductive glance (which he calls "the look") on the wall in our classroom. I suppose that's not so weird, but it's also worth mentioning he's spoken quite seriously about creating a rap album under the name "MC Grammar", including the hit single, "Let's get iambic in here." He's one cool cat.

Let's see...what else...?

I didn't see this myself, luckily, but my friend walked into the restroom one perfectly normal day and saw the same teacher who slapped me in the stomach standing near the sunlight, pants down, and he simply turned to my friend and said, quite happily, "Ah, I love standing in the sunlight."

My German teacher regularly threatens students and throws things in class, and I don't mean small things...he's a funny guy, alright.

Hmmm...that's all I can think of for now.

Dang it, what the heck?! I'm terribly sorry, I have no clue how that happened...really. o.O

I think my connection just spazzed out. I'm sorry...someone can delete all those extra replies. >.<

Dang it, what the heck?! I'm terribly sorry, I have no clue how that happened...really. o.O

I think my connection just spazzed out. I'm sorry...someone can delete all those extra replies. >.<

Well my Physics teacher in high school hitting on my older brother was one, and then one of my college professors blowing up his desk to teach a lesson was another.

Our school is divided into houses a bit like ahrry potter. We were having a special house even day. Everyone was called out onto the school field because the fire alarm had been set off. We all got an ear full off our head teacher complaining about how slow we were etc. Out of nowhere a truck full of teachers drove onto the field, whilst the indiana jones theme played. They were all dressed in stupid cstumes and it was hilarious.

Another wierdo is my maths teacher. He is hilarious, he is sarcastic which can be rather funny, he insults everyone (but in a nice way) and if you talk he hits you. Funny guy

Um...my A.S. teacher called the principal a JERK to his face, not even thinking he did anything wrong. The principal was so shocked that he just...left.

My principal once got pulled over and arrested for DUI. He apologized to the entire school for it not too long afterwards. Maybe I'm just a sadistic bastard, but I thought it was hilarious.