04-08-2008, 03:25 PM
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Gerudo Thief
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The Craziest things your teachers have done
Well, My teacher is really really crazy. Lets just put it this way he's a comedian and actually pretty funny. But anyway, when he was leaving the school one day he found this giant stuffed banana in the dumpster so he took it home washed it and put in our classroom and called him beary, oh yeah I forgot to mention beary wears a Sombrero. Also he has a kitchen in his classroom(minifridge, microwave,toasteroven,coffeemaker) on a table. Also he's just plain weird. When we were taking a test he started laying on the ground and started to look at the ceiling. But he can be funny and he can be serious. Please try to top these crazy actions. I'd like to see that.
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04-08-2008, 03:30 PM
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Human Error Processor
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Our science teacher set her hair on fire once...
I don't think it was a joke though...
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04-08-2008, 03:33 PM
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Goron
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During one of our high school pep rallies, Mr. Ramos, the gym/health teacher and boys basketball coach, rode into the auditorium on one of the minature motorcycles. It ended up in our yearbook. xDDD
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04-08-2008, 04:12 PM
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Gerudo Thief
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Our Teacher was telling us a story when he was in school. And it was their cooking final and they had to make a dozen of cookies in one hour. So for 45 minutes of the final they were throwing cookie dough all over the walls then they realized they were in trouble and didn't have enough time to bake the cookies. So they fired up the oven to 800 degrees and baked it for 5 minutes. And the oven blow up snd you could see the lights flickering on and off also the school shorted out.
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04-08-2008, 04:48 PM
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getting drunk, driving a landrover crazily, beating up another teacher for cheating on his wife...yeah my greek teacher is probably mad
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04-08-2008, 05:17 PM
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Zora Warrior
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One time my wellness class teacher was talking to a group of girls and she said "we have sex because not only do we reproduce but it also feels good". She is a freak.
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04-08-2008, 05:25 PM
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Gerudo Thief
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My teacher told us a story from when he was in the navy. Anyway the crew was heading for Jamica and my teacher had a friend in Jamica so when they stopped he went to visit him and afterword they went to a bar and got drunk. The next morning he woke up on a beach with a shirt he didn't have on in the first place. And there ship was about to leave. So he ran to the ship tried to sneak into his cabin but bumped into his captain. Yeah I cold go on forever about this guy.
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04-08-2008, 05:39 PM
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Goron
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Hehe, my science teacher talks about the Stella Awards and how stupid people can be to sue for the most trivial things. He also says s*** alot in the class with a southern accent. I don't like it when people swear, but I'd say it's funny!
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04-10-2008, 04:29 AM
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Having sex with me is probally the craziest thing my teacher did.
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04-10-2008, 04:38 AM
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DRAIIIIIINAGE!
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During my sophmore year of high school, our Biology instructor was pregnant and was unable to teach the class for the second semester, so we had a sub.
She ate a live goldfish on a dare. Dead serious.
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04-10-2008, 09:18 AM
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Royal Hylian
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our biology teacher ran out of class because his wife was giving birth, we just sat in the science lab for the rest of the lesson
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04-10-2008, 12:15 PM
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On my first day of school last year I had math first and when I went to the class the teacher saw mea nd said I look like big torouble for her so she made me stand in the corner and I had to stay there for 2 whole weeks. It was realy wierd cause after the first quarter I was her best favorite student. lol.
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04-10-2008, 12:42 PM
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Captain Queen Lady Fay -Bring me that horizon-
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hmm...the baddest/craziest thing a teach has done to meh..is given me a after school detention... and isolated me in the same day..not fair-__-
i only said shut up to him..
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04-10-2008, 01:10 PM
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Banned 'cause I licked a 9V and got shocked
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First day of CompSci class this year, the teacher thought we were very rude to her. We needed to ask permission before touching 'her' computers, sitting in 'her' chairs, touching 'her' books, walking through 'her' doorway, and speaking directly to her. She's still insane, but at least we don't have to ask permission as often anymore
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04-10-2008, 04:34 PM
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Toodle pip, Tally-ho! Tott'd like to have some mo'
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One teacher threw a pair of scissors at a student one day and hit one student on another day. One teacher named the bin in his classroom as "Mr. Dumpster", so whenever anyone of the students had something that was not allowed, i.e. a bubblegum, they had to sacrifice it to Mr. Dumpster. Yeah...
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04-10-2008, 08:32 PM
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Banned 'cause I licked a 9V and got shocked
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04-10-2008, 08:42 PM
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The Fire Wolf
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Miss Ruddell, or i should say MRS. Pinto, since she just got married, did a really crazy thing that was hilariouse. Well she didnt do it but her brother who is a cop told her about it. So he gets a report of some guy on drugs driving a car thats pasing like amilion red lights so cops chase him, and he escapes to his house. the police go into his house and they find him naked in the bathtub chewing on a battery. LOL our class was laughing so hard! She didnt do it, once again but it is funny
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04-10-2008, 09:01 PM
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My math teacher for some reason will just break into song, dance, and begins to crack corny jokes during class. He's weird.
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04-10-2008, 09:26 PM
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Zora Warrior
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Not much weird stuff happened to me with teachers, but a friend of mine in the 12th grade was in the hall talking to some guys. My History teacher walks by him and, out of nowhere, compliments him... sorta:
"Peter, I see you lost a lot of weight." "Thanks, miss. Thank you very much." I was just walking by when this happened, and I couldn't help but laugh. He was big, but he wasn't fat (he's one muscular son of a ***** if you'd ever see him). The teacher, however, is kinda strange, but really nice.
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04-17-2008, 06:25 PM
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Gerudo Thief
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She tried to link math with notes. No sense there, eh?
My music teacher think's she's hot too. She like...in her 70's or something and she diyed her hair red....on St. Patricks day....
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04-17-2008, 11:28 PM
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I fell into a huge lake by leaning on a weak pole.
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The weirdest thing my teacher did...
Laugh. Yeah, it rarely ever happens.
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04-17-2008, 11:32 PM
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Someone in my english claas said to my (28 year old) teacher "You wouldn't know, you're old, like thirty somethin'."
He says: "**** YOU I'm thirty somethin'!"
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04-18-2008, 01:27 AM
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I fell into a huge lake by leaning on a weak pole.
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Did I say Laugh, I mean smile.
Our teachers aren't the cheery type, nor do they have a fun rating. They're all 0. Well, nothing weird at my school.
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04-18-2008, 09:43 PM
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Zora Warrior
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Giving me a detention.
How was I supposed to know that f*** was a bad word?
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04-18-2008, 10:51 PM
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He's mad, I tell you! MAD!!!
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Crazy teacher I had in high school wrote songs and played them daily in class on his guitar. Not good songs, either. He has been playing guitar for about five years now and he still only knows two chords.
Also, a while back, there was a video of this same teacher giving a typical lesson. This teacher had all these weird gestures and habits he would do. There was a counter in one corner of the screen, and every time he did one of those things, the counter would increase by one. At the end of the class, it was up to two-hundred-seventeen. |
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04-18-2008, 11:16 PM
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Master of the walkin' carrutz.
Join Date: Dec 2007
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One winter day, Mrs. Lorna Bryant was jogging with her friends.She had an insane love of the color black, and, being herself, she wore all black while jogging. The black clothes made her stand out violently against the snow. A truck passed her. After a few seconds, the truck backed up and the driver popped out of his window.
"I just wanted to tell you, that you are completely invisible. I totally could not see you." He then drove off. Long story short; to this day, Mrs. Bryant is a ninja. And she is the awesomest ninja history teacher ever. And Mrs. Bryant's tornado drill: Get under your desks with a book over your head. If she freaks out, slap her twice across the face and say, "Mrs. Bryant- what would a ninja do!?" Tidbit: Her childhood was spent in South Africa. She moved here as part of a foreign exchange program in high school, and is a citizen as of two months ago. |