Worst tv show

Originally Posted by Solink

It wasn't as bad as Dora, obviously, who keeps going with the worst choice of song. Anyone want to hear one I just made that will probably make this show 10x more cooperative with today's society?
"I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche"

Amen, brudda. Dora is so friggin stupid, even for a little kids show. She always asks something, then says great! Here's a little skit:

Dora: Do you want to help us get high?

Little kid: NO!

Dora: Great! To Marijuana Mountain!

And HOW is saying "Swiper, no swiping!" supposed to stop a criminal fox from stealing your possesions and brutally murdering you!? (Ahhh... if only it didn't work and it happened to Dora)

Originally Posted by Twilightwolf64

Amen, brudda. Dora is so friggin stupid, even for a little kids show. She always asks something, then says great! Here's a little skit:

Dora: Do you want to help us get high?

Little kid: NO!

Dora: Great! To Marijuana Mountain!

And HOW is saying "Swiper, no swiping!" supposed to stop a criminal fox from stealing your possesions and brutally murdering you!? (Ahhh... if only it didn't work and it happened to Dora)

Haha thats hilarious lol. God the only good thing about Dora the explora is Swiper in my opinion and I really can't stand that stupid monkey Boots. But even though Dora is awful I know of a far greater evil.............Lazy Town. Sure the the show was created to make childeren think about eating healthy food and doing exercise but it is simply the most terifiying thing ever. Oh and whoever writes the music for it is a lyrical genius, truely the music is so moving, full of deep philosophical meaning and shows emotions better than any other music ever.

Originally Posted by Solink

"Loonatics Unleashed" *shivers* That makes "Duck Dodgers" look like Brad Pitt.
I also happen to hate that new Scooby-Doo version. I can't bear to say the name. All I can say it has nothing to do with solving mysteries of ghosts and such: it's all about everyone having a crappy character design, following the adventures of Shaggy (who sounds like he's never spent a day WITHOUT crack) and Scooby (Who's beady eyes make him look rather...retarded) looking for Shaggy's millionaire uncle Albert (or "Where's Waldo" Whatever the ****) and being chased by Neo Nazis. I don't understand WHY it's still airing. WHY is it always the BAD ones that live? Is there no JUSTICE in our world!? SERIOUSLY, IT'S CORRUPTING OUR CHILDREN!!!

The bad ones live because the children are losing their intelligence, so the lame ones are the only ones they can follow anymore.

That sentance had 'one' way too many times. sorry.

but yeah, now they have something like 'looney tunes unleashed'...the NAME even sounds bad =(

OK I looked it up and I have to say by just looking at a picture, I can tell that Warner Bros have done the unthinkable and sodomized, spat on and they took a **** on one of the greatest cartoon franchises ever.

YOU DO NOT **** WITH CLASSICS.

Originally Posted by Mike87

OK I looked it up and I have to say by just looking at a picture, I can tell that Warner Bros have done the unthinkable and sodomized, spat on and they took a **** on one of they greatest cartoon franchises ever.

YOU DO NOT **** WITH CLASSICS.

huzzah!
be glad you don't have siblings that get you up early just to watch it =\

Originally Posted by Mike87

OK I looked it up and I have to say by just looking at a picture, I can tell that Warner Bros have done the unthinkable and sodomized, spat on and they took a **** on one of the greatest cartoon franchises ever.

YOU DO NOT **** WITH CLASSICS.

But alas, classics are scorned by todays society, and old shows are "Not Cool, yo," as many kids I've met say.

These are indeed hard times we live in.

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE

Originally Posted by Pos/Neg

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE

What a coincidence is that I was just looking at the reviewd for the "terrible" game on PS2.
I, for one, am a fan of ATHF. Most people hate it because their randomicity and jokes aren't liked by ALL audiences, so it really depends how you look at it?
Besides: "Dracula isn't IN the bus: he IS the bus!"

Originally Posted by Twilightwolf64

Amen, brudda. Dora is so friggin stupid, even for a little kids show. She always asks something, then says great! Here's a little skit:

Dora: Do you want to help us get high?

Little kid: NO!

Dora: Great! To Marijuana Mountain!

And HOW is saying "Swiper, no swiping!" supposed to stop a criminal fox from stealing your possesions and brutally murdering you!? (Ahhh... if only it didn't work and it happened to Dora)

You know, another funny thing is the fact there is that arrow from the computer mouse that HAS to go everywhere Dora wants as well. I mean, come on! It probably went here by accident when it was looking for some free porn, but that dora virus keeps making it go on stupid things, making the person's urges suffer.
Swiper was the only badass in the WHOLE SHOW! He reminds me of a younger version of the Don Weaso. Shame the fact he was a wuss for being beaten by saying "Swiper, no swiping!". If I were him, I would have said: "**** off, ya crazay *****!", shoot her, shoot Boots, and highjack her show to make it seem more like the "Mature" rating it needs. Damn Television Censors.