Show Quotes

I made this thread cause i watch alot of TV and i hear things that just make me laugh so i made it so ppl can put wat they saw on TV and thought was funny. Ill start off:
Heres one from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Mandy: "Billy we have to return the Chubacabra"
Billy: "Ecscuse me Mandy, but i believe its prononced Chucabrabablahblah"

There are only two shows that I go out of my way to watch, so I don't have many quotes.

King of the Hill

Cotton: "These is the keys to my Cadillac car. You know the rules: your wife is not allowed in my Cadillac car...unless she's in a bag in the trunk."

Dale: "I'm the albino indian, deal with it."

John Redcorn: "Hank, this ritual is important to my people. Don't Half-ass it."

Dale: “Guns don’t kill people, the government does.”

Blade: The Series

(Some of these could be counted as spoilers, just a warning)

Krista: (Upon seeing a grenade that explodes in UV light) “Isn’t all this a bit much?”
Shen: “He likes the pretty lights.”

Shen: (Causing a distraction at the casino) “I am Godzillaaaa!!!”

The White Prince: "I see now, you were sent by the devil to test my faith!"
Blade: "You talk too much." *Rips off WP's jaw*

Damek: "The funny thing is, I don't remember you or the whore you said I killed."
Marcus: "Well I do." *Kills Damek*

Vannesa: "Who are you?!"
Chase: "I'm the big bad wolf and if you don't behave, I'll huff and puff and blow your head off."

Originally Posted by Johnny Bravo

Magical Fairy: Ok, Johny. You can do but one wish! Think about it properly, just one wish!

Johnny: Uhhh, I wish worldpeace. NO, a talking monkey!

The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy:

...My mom is old and crippled and suffering from the after effects of menopuse.

Futurama:

You'll be the least popular fighter since Sargeant Feces Processor!

Family Guy:

Peter, this is herderosexual fashion designer (forgot name)!

All hilarious.

o i got a good one,

Futurama-

"If we hit that bull’s-eye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

lol.

Time for a trip to IMDb! It's going to be impossible to choose favorites, so I'll just go with some random ones I like a whole ton.

House MD

House: [About a drooling patient] How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts?
~~~
House: McPhearson? Horrible doctor, I heard he tortured kittens.
Cuddy: No, McDonald.
House: Oh, McDonald? Wonderful Doctor, loves kittens
~~~
Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.
~~~
Wilson: Is there a light somewhere that goes on when I have food?
House: Green for food, orange for beverages, red for impure thoughts. That bulb burns out every two weeks.

Futurama

Beck: [during a concert] That song doesn't usually last three hours, but we got into a serious thing... and then I forgot how it ended.
~~~
[at a shelter for homeless robots]
Reporter: Is there anything sadder? Only drowning puppies. And there'd have to be a lot of them.
~~~
[Bender negotiates Leela's blernsball contract]
Bender: Hey. You put a one and two zeros in front of that or we pass. Deal.
Leela: Bender. That's great. How much did you get me?
Bender: One hundred dollars.
~~~
Farnsworth: I'll have some Soylent Green, with Soylent Orange, followed by a side of Soylent coleslaw.
Leela: [whispering] It's the 20th century, Professor.
Farnsworth: In that case, I'll have a croque monsieur, a paella, two mutton pills, and a stein of mead.
Leela: I'll have a small injection of Fem-a-slim.
Mildred: Two chili dogs comin' right up.

Doctor Who

[The Doctor, encouraging Adam to explore the station]
The Doctor: The thing is, Adam, time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guidebook, you've got to throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers... or is that just me?
~~~
Captain Jack: [incredulously] Who has a sonic screwdriver?
The Doctor: I do!
Captain Jack: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Ooo, this could be a little more sonic?'
The Doctor: What, you've never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?
~~~
[Rose, The Doctor, Mickey and Jack step out of a Tardis while an old lady stares]
Captain Jack: Probably wondering what four people can do inside a small wooden box.
Mickey: What are you captain of? The innuendo squad?
~~~
[Picks up Heat magazine and flicks through it.]
The Doctor: That won't last; he's gay and she's an alien.

I can only think of one from ReBoot of course.


Bob:What happened back there you and megabyte where about to merge.
Hexadecimal:That's right Gaurdian we come from the same viral strain.
Bob:What?!?
Hexidecimal:Oh it's much worse then that gaurdian he's...my brother.*evil laugh*
Bob:*Blank stare* but your always trying to destroy each other.
Hexadecimal:Oh thats just sibling rivalry.

Reboot

Bob: You better start talkin', Hex! You and Megabyte started to merge back there!

Hexadecimal: [weakly] Yes, Bob. We are from the same viral strain.

Bob:[incredulous] The same family?

Hexadecimal: [theatrically] Oh, much worse than that, Guardian. [Her voice rises into a shout.] He's my brother! [She laughs, then slaps him on the arm with the back of her hand.]

Bob: Bu- but you're always trying to destroy each other!

Hexadecimal: [casually] Oh, that's just sibling rivalry.



X-Men: Evolution


Kurt: Hi. I have to know, are you insane?

Scott: His code name is Nightcrawler, and he's unconscious.

Kurt: Oh, yeah.

Tabitha: Well, first thing's first, right? We gotta boom apart these rocks. Fire in the hole!
And in the basket, you go.

Kurt: Ow! I'm an injured victim, not a log.

Tabitha: Nightcrawler, huh? That name's just not workin' for you, I'm sorry. Whoa! How about "wild-blue-yonder boy"?

Kurt: You are insane!

Scott: Ok, get the victim topside.

Tabitha: Yo! Badger, tug us up!

Logan: It's Wolverine.