anyone make a joomla! theme for me?

can anyone make a zelda-themed template for my site, www.revozelda.livingcatskills.com? including images?

what you get for it: lots of praise and recognition, a mod/designer account on our forums if you decide to join, and anything non-monetary.

I want it to be either a green or blue theme similar to the one that is here on ZU, just not a clone. (i love the new skin, great job ZU!)