The truth of shadow... (and EMO'S!)

Hey people, i dont know wether or not u think that my shadow battle comics are crappy or not, but now im board and i feel like making up a realy good story line too it, so here it goes...

One day shadow was happily walking across a road when a car poped its tire an fellover. Now shadow, bieng a verrrrrry curious hedghog, decided to investigate. . He went up to the car and dragged a person out of it an saved their life. this person turned out to be mario. Mario said to him 'blub blub blub blub blub blub. I like ducks' Then bang! The guy from halo turned up and whiped out a magical pixie. Thepixie wasnt actualy a pixie, it was actuly AN EMO! But becouse it had blond hair you wouldnt know thiss... IT WAS RELATED TO LINK_XI! He is the biggest emo of all time! All hail him! Cos he is dirtyerified than a goth so he is also semi an i am a supersayan who likes chocolate and that just popped out of the sky. And i forgot what thestoryline is. Nighty night. I feel like sleepy. I may be stupid, but im stupid LIKE A FOX! so eat my mellon man and shadow decide3d to get all of the chaos emeralds and decided to take over all of the matrix system cos this world is not real. it is realy a computer system and my real name is neo. Fo0llow the white rabbit if u wish too escape. That is all. And shadow then saved the world with a matrix syst6em man. so what do u all think? AAANYHOW, i like hobos who live in boxes. over and out. Come here trinaty...

Is link_XI that guy here at ZU? 0_o your story is just strange enough to capture my attention. Other than that I have to say that it was...bad. Most of the spelling was wrong, and it didn't make sense, but it was random and that makes it cool. You get an award for "most random and confusing story...ever"