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Old 01-31-2008, 12:58 AM
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You know what I'm talking about. Are these rumors true? Does it really matter? And if so, what is... you know... enough? I have heard from anyone and everyone many different answers. Who wants to shine some light on this?
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Old 01-31-2008, 01:00 AM
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Re: Size

It depends on what kind of size you are talking about. A person? A thing?
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Old 01-31-2008, 01:00 AM
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Re: Size

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It depends on what kind of size you are talking about. A person? A thing?
A penis


There I said it
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Old 01-31-2008, 01:01 AM
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Re: Size

OH gross!! LOL I've only been with one man... so I wouldn't know. I can already tell this thread is not the one for me.
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Old 01-31-2008, 01:10 AM
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Re: Size



Ermm... why do you ask? Surely it shouldn't matter what size you are, it's how you use it that's important. Well, 5" is said to be the average, so if you're around that size or higher, then you're good to go. Heh, I think I should leave with sugarpoultry too. I've only been with one man also, but he's perfectly fine in that... department.

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Old 01-31-2008, 01:13 AM
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Re: Size

of course size matters. those who claim it doesn't are basically being nice to you for having a small cock.

if it's not longer than her or your fingers, why even bother? they might as well help themselves.
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Old 01-31-2008, 01:21 AM
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Re: Size

Just so you guys know, this thread will probably get locked.
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Old 01-31-2008, 01:24 AM
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Re: Size

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Just so you guys know, this thread will probably get locked.
Ya, but it's always fun to see if guys are really that self concious. Because we all know--that in the end--it all comes down to penis envy.

Quote:
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of course size matters. those who claim it doesn't are basically being nice to you for having a small cock.

if it's not longer than her or your fingers, why even bother? they might as well help themselves.
I think this probably sums up the whole shabang.

My 3452487 cents: If she really cares that much about it...you know you're with the wrong kind of woman. If you care too much about it, go buy something to help her be the right kind of woman.
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Old 01-31-2008, 01:27 AM
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Re: Size

I don't care if this is getting locked, this is all SOLID GOLD.

(although I'm not sure when this became serious business)
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Old 01-31-2008, 01:38 AM
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Re: Size

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I don't care if this is getting locked, this is all SOLID GOLD.

(although I'm not sure when this became serious business)
Seconded there, Becki xD

Penis size has always been serious business, Bex. Where the hell have you been living? Under a rock with eric?
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Old 01-31-2008, 04:00 AM
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Re: Size

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It depends on what kind of size you are talking about. A person? A thing?
:XD

Women usually say anywhere between 5.5" and 7.5" and you're good to go, but every woman is different.

The whole bigger = better thing is a myth, if you're all ready to go for the first time and you pull out a python, chances are she won't be too comfortable...
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Old 01-31-2008, 04:09 AM
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Re: Size

If you feel small - there are solutions, from crotch stuffing (just for first impressions or first dates), to the old fashioned penis pump.

Size only matters if you are small. Or if it comes down past your knees. Other than that, youll be good as gold.
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Old 01-31-2008, 04:22 AM
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Re: Size

I know for a fact that size matters, as I have recieved these comments:

Oh my god
OooOOooh!
Are you sure it'll fit?
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Old 01-31-2008, 07:02 AM
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Re: Size

....wait

I wasn't referring to myself, I wanted to create a thread that everyone is too afraid to make.

PS:
And I am (according to these posts) 'good to go', though I'm still 15, so, well, y'know
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Old 01-31-2008, 07:21 AM
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Re: Size

...really not I:SB material.


And no, it doesn't matter, since everyone's penis is roughly the same size when erect.
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Old 01-31-2008, 12:51 PM
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Re: Size

Quote:
everyone's penis is roughly the same size when erect.
That's just untrue. I've seen pretty drastic differences.

I won't question the lock, but that just can't let that be the last thing said.
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Old 01-31-2008, 02:47 PM
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Re: Size

Obviously XKCD lied to me.
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