Proof!

I have proof that God exists. You see, lately a bunch of hurricanes have happened, things in the bible have started to happen, like Iraq was being rebuilt. and the biggest proof of all, movies. Movies like the exorscism of emily rose and the exorsist, they were based on true stories. So if they were true, then that means satan exists, which means god exists.

Uh, sorry but... this ain't gonna fly. People typically find hurricanes as proof of weather systems and earthquakes as proof that tectonic plates shift. However, if you want to talk about this stuff, you can find two other threads that are somewhat like this to participate in, The End is Nigh and Do God and Satan Exist?. Locked.