Safer's Homeroom - SYSTEM REBOOT.

A note, before I begin: This is addressed to my previous students. The years in which I have taught you have helped me probably even more than I was able to help you, and I have enjoyed watching all of you become excellent writers. I am proud of every last one of you, and it is unfortunate that I was unable to meet my own standards to teach you.

To begin anew, and truly spread the joy of writing, I must let go of the past. I have not been able to return successfully due to the fact that each time I do, I am swamped with assignments from 6+ people. So, to make things simple, I am releasing all of you from my tutelage. If you were in my advanced class, consider yourself graduated. If you were in either of the other two classes, I implore you to continue exercising your writing abilities and to go out and learn. Do your best, and I will try to do mine. I love you all, so very much, and I am grateful that all of you gave me the opportunity to be your teacher.

And now....

SAFER'S HOMEROOM: SYSTEM REBOOT.

An introduction... (Yes, that is me in the picture.)



Set aside your sadness and sorrows, young scalawags who wish to succumb to this secretively sumptuous of seclusions. This setting, no mere secular sanctum, is a slice of serenity in this world of sardonic server surfers, selfishly sailing across this self-woven sea of sinewy social signs. Students, your savior in this section of said sea I swear to stand as, not as a sacred sight, but more as a soft-hearted teaching southerner—though not synchronized with the satanic single sentries these sorry southern people sometimes suggest. The soprano section in this symphony of silly sentences we shall sing, as we send along the scrumptious melody of our state, with you as not my servant but as my subject, and I as your sire. With this statement sending no further sentiments, I must say satisfactorily that it is my pleasure to meet you and that you may so in this script’s send-away call me Safer.

Welcome to my humble Homeroom/Abode! You all will be taught by
Orysius Solian. If you're new, I ask you, if you have the time, to fill out this form. It's nothing important, just stuff for me to familiarize myself with you. Send me a PM with the answers to the following:

• Are you a boy or a girl?
• How long have you been RPing, or just writing in general?
• Do you do other writing outside of RPing? Poetry, Stories, etc.
• What is one thing that you know you are not good at, and wish to get better at through being in my class?
• There is a roster in my classroom. I like to have fun, so I gave myself and my assistant(s) funny little titles. (For instance, I am Safer - Ruler and Supreme Imperial Overlord of the Saferites) These titles are just for fun, nothing serious. What title would you like for yourself?

Just so you know what I'm looking for, I'll do my version of it.

Are you a boy or a girl? I am a boy.
How long have you been RPing, or just writing in general? I have been writing since I was 8 years old.
Do you do other writing outside of RPing? Yes, I like to write fantasy novels and poetry.
What is one thing that you know you are not good at, and wish to get better at through being in my class? I tend to be a bit too wordy.
There is a roster in my classroom. I like to have fun, so I gave myself and my assistant(s) funny little titles. (For instance, I am Safer - Ruler and Supreme Imperial Overlord of the Saferites) These titles are just for fun, nothing serious. What title would you like for yourself? I want my title to be “Ruler and Supreme Imperial Overlord of the Saferites.”

Rules and Regulations:

1) There will be no flaming, trolling, or anything of the sort. I am lenient on the forum rules in this homeroom, but you should have the brain to know what the limit is.

2) Spam is not allowed in an excessive level in this homeroom. Personally, I don't really care about the spam level so long as we're not getting 5-10 new pages a day. Just don't turn it into an orgie of spam that causes this thread to be locked; I will show no mercy if it does.

3) Accept what class I put you in. You're here to learn, and if you can't face the facts that you're in whatever class you are, then you're not ready to be taught.

Now, with all the formalities out of the way...

When you're accepted into my class, go ahead and start a thread for your training called "*your character's name here*'s training" with the prefix "Safer." The prefixes are found to the left of the title box when making a new thread. The first post in this thread should explain how your character reaches the Dome.

Classes are as follows:

Beginner - These folks are still learning basic grammatical techniques, how to develop a character, and how to have more fluency in their writing: None.

Intermediate - These guys have a good hold on writing, but still have some trouble with sentence structure and grammar. The occasional typo happens with this group, but they should have a good firm grasp on developing a character and making a story fluent and exciting: swordmaster592, GanonFodder, Hylian Princess, octorok8, colink0

Advanced - These are my best. These guys know how to paint a damn good picture with their words. Character development is second nature to them, and their grammar, fluency, and word choice are superb: aeo97

Teacher Assistants: None.

Substitutes: Sugar.

Black List - All people forbidden from posting here: No one, as it was in the beginning, is, and always should be.

Roster:

Safer - Ruler and Supreme Imperial Overlord of the Saferites

Sugar - Safer's Faithful Assistant and Voluptuous Countlady

swordmaster592 - Armed Intern

GanonFodder - The Paramount Lord of Inquiring Noobs

colink0 - Of Biological Inquires

King-Keaton - King of the Keatons

octorok8 - Ruler of All Things Aquatic

Hylian Princess

aeo97 - Green King of the Briars and Brambles

Jeaulm - The Dwarf

Code Zelda - The Only Missing Piece Between Mystery

Without further adieu, get at it, swines!

NoooooOOOOOOooo0000000oooooOooooooOOOOOOO!

._.

Times of Dayrose and Moonlight, Shotacon and Memes; I shall miss thee.

*Walks into room and falls to knees*

Please, this student wishes to learn from the MASTER!

*Ackghem*


1. I am a boy.

2. I've been RPing for a little while, but I'm not really a veteran at the sport.

3. No not really.

4. To be honest, none of my skills are really sharp in Rping. I'm no hero, so I hope Safer can mold me into one.

5. Swordmaster592: The Armed Intern

[Speaking to follower, "So he is the Ruler and Supreme Overl..." Suddenly sees Safer.]

Oh great Lord of Saferites, I wish you as my mentor!

Originally Posted by GanonFodder

[Speaking to follower, "So he is the Ruler and Supreme Overl..." Suddenly sees Safer.]

Oh great Lord of Saferites, I wish you as my mentor!

Cool beans, Fodder. Follow the instructions in the first post, and we'll get to it!

Reporting For Duty Sir!

Originally Posted by colink0

Reporting For Duty Sir!

Hello, hello. Go ahead and follow the instructions in all bold in the first post of this thread. They will tell you how to start your training thread so that we might begin!

Fodder, colink, and swordmaster, the three of you shall be my first three students. I will take no more in for a little while, just to get accustomed to the work load again. Get to know one another, feel free to post in here as much as you like (in accordance with my first-post rules), and just have a good ol' time! You guys will love it here.

Hey guys. So apparently we're the first three students. That's cool to me; I feel like we might be looked up to one day. Well anyway, I'm GanonFodder and I hope to maybe someday see you in guys battle.

*pokes colink and swordmaster*

You know, you guys CAN talk in here. >>

Originally Posted by Safer

*pokes colink and swordmaster*

You know, you guys CAN talk in here. >>

yaaah.... i just have trouble breaking the ice.

and that poke hurt.

..afraid to break the ice, is it?

OKAY THEN. Allow me.

How is everyone?

Safer is in love with male prepubescents.

*Ice shatters*

:>

Originally Posted by Kitsuné

Safer is in love with male prepubescents.

*Ice shatters*

:>

..I loathe you.

i got expelled. yay. ;-;

Originally Posted by Safer

..I luurrffe you.

And I you, Twinkle Toes :333

Originally Posted by Kitsuné

And I you, Twinkle Toes :333

so dose that make you a prepubescent male kitsune?

Originally Posted by colink0

so dose that make you a prepubescent male kitsune?

...I don't know whether to laugh at that, or to resist the urge to slaughter you. >__>

Connor, we've talked about this. You're supposed to take the red pills after lunch, not the green ones. >>;;

Originally Posted by P.

Connor, we've talked about this. You're supposed to take the red pills after lunch, not the green ones. >>;;

**** that, I take the BLUE PILLS.

Those are the green ones. Your lack of red pills has caused you to hallucinate.