Dope ass Rap

okay, i aint been on zu fo' 3 months at least!, so, heres sumthin 2 start me again, here i go...On a turf bound train, with no valid ticket, i'm broke as a joke with no smokes, i can't kick it, it's my habit, i gotta have a nikatine addiction, every dayz a packet ima rabbit on a mission, to get my fortnightly form in, me an all the rest ov tha doll bludgers swarmin, Centrelink: did you apply for any jobs? me: nah mate, i stayed home and played wit my nob, but thats not what i really sed ov course i lied, n rattled off a list of places that i never applied, coles? fuk no, i aint pushin a trolley, i handed my resume, dats wat i told tha wally, i rung up this place, n they sed they would call cack, i didn't even pick up the phone c.unt cuz i'm 2 slack, got outa bed about 2 o'clock, n sat on my couch and watched the idiot box, my brains rotten, from so much pot and piss, but thank u mister taxpayer for financing this....dat was bout myself...hope u liked it