The Bachelor: Hyrule Version II: Ruto's Revenge

Before I start with the first part, I would like to clear some things up:
This, as the title says, is the sequal of my hit-fanfic: The Bachelor: Hyrule Version. It was when Link chose between Ruto, Zelda, Nabooru, Malon, and Navi. At the end, he chose Epona, his horse, and was a surprise ending! If you looked into the treads I started, my fanfic might be there, and readable. Also, I haven't written a fanfic in almost a year, so I'm a bit "rusty". It might not be as good at first, due to "rustiness" and trouble finding a suitable henchman for Ruto, but I found one. Anyway, I'm going to start. Feel free to give suggestions!


It has been 1 year since Link, the host-attacking, rabid-Malon- shooting, Navi-killing, Ruto-melting, Zelda-almost-marrying hylain, has married Epona, his beloved horse. The five bachelorettes have moved on with their lives (and went into intense therapy)... except one. One who is so obsessed, so misunderstood, and so..*sniff sniff*... fishy. Her name makes guys clothed in green scream and fall in water, brings back memories of frustration in the water temple, and makes you think " mweep..mweep". The name: Ruto *suspense music, bum bum bummm!*

Random person: Cut the drama crap and move on with the story!!

Announcer: Alright, keep your shirt on!!! Anyway, on with the sequal!

Scene: Dark wet lair in the depths of the empty water temple. The walls are covered in pictures of Link, shrines, and a dart board with Epona on it.

Ruto: *looks in a pot* Toil toil, oompa-de-doo, I'll make horses into glue stick goo!

Jabu-jabu: Do you have to do that every time you make dinner? And that fake spell crap was horribly said.

Ruto: Hey!! How did you get here?! You can't fit in here!

Jabu-Jabu: I went on the Subway diet, but I still have excess fins though.

Ruto: *shudders and tries not to throw up* Shut up! Now my appetite is spoiled with the excess fin thing, and by the marriage of Epona and Link!! That walking glue bottle stole my beloved Linkey!!! *blubbers*

Random person: Hey, people have horses, you know! Don't call them glue bottles!!

Ruto: Hey, I didn't ask you!! Shut up, you flesh-bag!!

Random person: Come say that to my face, fish stick!

Ruto: Well you're a-

Jabu-Jabu: Stop argueing with cheesey comebacks and move on!!

Ruto: Anyway, before I was RUDELY interupted. I need to find a plan to get my Linkey back! I know! Sabotage! I'll sabotage the whole marriage!

Jabu-Jabu: Oh come on, Ruto! The fanfic is dead, the website this is being posted on has changed over a year, and you need to take your meds!! It's been too long to do something now!!

Ruto: Shut up, fatso! I'm going to track down Linkey and that stupid horse and put my plan into action!! Mwa Ha Ha!!! *organ music*

Ruto: Hey, stop playing that music!!

Random Person: Make me, psycho fish!!

Ruto: I'm not a psycho!!

Random Person: Have you looked in a mirror lately? My guess is no!

Ruto: Well you're a-

Jabu-Jabu: Stop being immature psychotic children and move on before an angry mob is started by all the cheesy interruptions!!

As I said before, it might not be as good, but I'll try to make it better. I'll have the rest of it in a few days or weeks (depends on responses and how much time I get). Hope you enjoyed it so far!

Thats just scary... funny but... scary*shudders*

its awsome i cant wait to read the rest!