Fun Things to do with Amy Rose- WARNING: Graphic... erm, text

You can have lots of fun with Amy Rose, you really can! I am going to do a few now, and some later.


1. Peel her like a banana, and throw her skin off a cliff.
2. When she bends over and shows her panties, neuter her with a katana.
3. Harpoon her through the eye, then pull it out again.
4. Douse her in petrol fluid, and light a match.
5. Play the KillBill music, and disembowell her any way you wish.
6. Send her a Valentines card from Sonic, dowsed with anthrax. Actually, send one to Sonic too.
7. Take her to the Salaam Witch Trials, and point out she is a talking pink hedgehog, then pick up some popcorn, and watch the magic.
8. Make her wear a Gnosis costume, and introduce her to KOS-MOS.
9. Sprinkle her with honey, and push her into a bearpit.
10. Suggest to Paris Hilton what a nice coat she would make.
11. Write "I AM A TERROIST" on her back, and point her out to the police firing squad.
11. Put a fishing hook through her navel, then shove her out a window.
12. Staple her ovaries to a moving train.
13. Dunk her head in a deep fat fryer.
14. Then shove her head between two burger buns, and call it a BigMac.
15. Make her a necklace. Made out of piano wire.
16. Force her to watch the Gilmore Girls marathon.
17. Crush her skull with her loveheart spewing mallet.
18. Treat her to some Chinese. You can tell her that meant "Water Torture" later.
19. Pour a bucket of bleach over her head.
20. Play jump rope with her intestines.

That was a bit...disturbing. Funny, yes. But disturbing. I'm never going to upset you. Ever.

Who is Amy Rose, and why do you hate her so much?

I really suggest you elaborate more on the topic, or this is getting locked

I think its some girl from Sonic but that is pretty disturbing. Why do you hate her so much cause I wanna know too.

6. Send her a Valentines card from Sonic, dowsed with anthrax. Actually, send one to Sonic too.

If you don't like Sonic or Amy, why don't you make a Sonic Sucks thread? It would make more sense than different ways to torture a fictional character.

Why don't you just do something simple like run her over multiple times with a semi wheeler or something?

Originally Posted by Mirren

I really suggest you elaborate more on the topic, or this is getting locked

Well, I don't like Amy very much. (No! You don't say!)

So I thought I would make a page where I torured my least favorite game/anime characters. I am working on a comic, where not only Amy is decapitated, but I disembowel my most hated game/anime characters: Allen Ridgely, Naru Narusewa, Mido, Yuna, Tidus, Auron, Tingle, Niccolo, Kratos, armed with my favorite pair of cat ears, and my collection of torture devices. Oh, an you have to imagine the KillBill theme playing. I thought a list would be a good way to start. I hadn't really thought about elaberating yet. But now the comic seems like a fun project to do.


Daphnes
I wouldn't make a Sonic Sucks thread, because....I don't know, I don't want to bash Sonic as a whole, beacuse well, it's a series of games, that people like. I have just come to dislike this particular character.

Kenya: Why do things simple?

And Sugar, don't worry, you're not the only one to say that. This morning I was expressing my outrage at pro-whalers blaming the decline of fish stocks on whales, using that as an exuse for whaling. Er hello? The reason fish stocks are being depleted is because people eat too much. So I said: "Those people should be harpooned, to see how they like it!" My friend said it worried him when I say things like that.

You know, after actually reading that list, this in no way deserves its own thread. That, and that stuff is way too graphic to not have a warning. This is a pretty useless list.

I'm kinda surprised, this isn't like you, so I won't do anything beyond locking this. But next, time, think of something better.