Warning! This is a bunch of random nonsense

This is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever written. But I'll let you all decide how bad it is

Malon and the owl



Owl: Hoot hoot hoo! It seems you have become stronger, but you must be stronger still as many trials await you.

Malon: er what? Who are you?

Owl: You must give Epona to the fairy boy of the forest. Many trials await. Do not be alarmed, you will grow stronger.

Malon: What?

Owl: Use your map to find your way. The yellow arrow is your current position, the red arrow marks the point where you entered the area. Use the L button to hide the map. Listen closely to the song of the forest, follow your ears. Here time moves normally but while in a town or building time will stand still. Many trials await.
Did you understand what I just said?
Yes
No

Malon: No, erk! I mean yes YES!

Owl: Use your map to find your way. The yellow arrow is your current position, the red arrow marks the point where you entered the area. Use the L button to hide the map. Listen closely to the song of the forest, follow your ears. Here time moves normally but while in a town or building time will stand still. Many trials await.
Do you want me to repeat what I said?
Yes
No

Malon: Yes-er I mean NO!

Owl: Use your map to find your way. The yellow arrow is your current position, the red arrow marks the point where you entered the area. Use the L button to hide the map. Listen closely to the song of the forest, follow your ears. Here time moves normally but while in a town or building time will stand still. Many trials await.
Do you understand?
Yes
No

Malon:...

Owl: You are a clever child. Hoot hoot hoo etc and whatnot. (flys away)

Malon:...

That was very funny! Yeah it really bugged me having to go through all that mumbo jumbo, and then accidentally hitting the 'play again' bit. It definately made me chuckle!

That's not nonsense! All an of us need is a chuckle! Sometimes to annoy those who watch me whenever Kaepora Gaebora does that, I'll have him repeat what he said twenty times. It was good! Try writing something longer now.

Your compliments are appreciated. Once I find some solid inspiration I'll write something much better.