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This is just a spooff a very funny one im not making fun of Link just jokes ok now grab a snack, a drink, and, hold on DOWN IN FRONT! sorry and enjoy lol ^-^.The following nonsense was brought to you by Uki Dorff a family company (not really)
 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joke by Ciara Q.What would link say to a french-fry if he were getto? A.hey Home fry whuts up -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q.Me and my sisters call link BooBoo hoe do you think he got his name? A. his brain is a BooBoo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q.My sister likes the name link so much she named a pillow after him but not that exact name and it looks like a Sasuge what did she call it? A.Sausage Link -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i bet your thinkin this right her Q.knock knock. whose there? Quacker. Quaker who? A. Quak another joke before i leave! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q.Knock Knock. Whos there? Kerch. Kerch who. A. Guesentite -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. knock knock. whos there?Dewy.Dewy who? A.dewy have to keep talkin in knock nock jokes? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. knock knock. whos there? wire. wier who? A. wier we tellin knock knock jokes? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i hope you enjoyed this nonsense Last edited by CryingSesshomaru; 08-02-2005 at 08:15 PM. |
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08-01-2005, 06:40 PM
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Re: jokes
Hate to tell you, but joke threads are no longer allowed on the forums, because I made one, and it got locked instantly.
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Are you addicted to zelda? if you have been doing this then you are.
You drink milk from a bottle after putting bugs and fish in them. You are so mad because you play a warp song and wondering why you are still in your room. You swing your sword thinking it won't hurt humans. |
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08-01-2005, 10:04 PM
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Re: jokes
Wow ZeldasShadow ... maybe if I was a few years younger those would appeal to me, and if I hadn't heard all of the knock knock jokes. The one about Link being ghetto made me want to hurt someone, it was that lame. Try harder or stop... or maybe I should just stop reading them...
That was ok gameboy dude, mainly because I know a guy that plays all the warp songs on his ocarina. He always gets pissd because they never work, I think I should tell him about this thread. |
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08-02-2005, 07:56 PM
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Re: jokes
ok ill stop these scince there not allowed and dont be so rude gel55 and the dark side people like you make me extremly angrey
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08-02-2005, 08:12 PM
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Re: jokes
I'm sorry but I have to agree with sear here, none of the jokes even made me chuckle. Thos joke may be funny to somebody very young, but to otheres, there just pretty bland.
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08-02-2005, 08:13 PM
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Re: jokes
Well exxxxcuuuuesss me for being 11 and likeing them
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08-02-2005, 08:15 PM
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Re: jokes
Look here kid, this is just asking for trouble, but I'm bored outta my mind this summer so I could give a care
You're what, 11 years old? Alright, you see, jokes that your age group may find funny are not going to appeal to older teens with a more, mature sense of humor, and no, I don't mean the good kind of maturity... You wanna tell a good joke? Well, you gotta be clevar, witty, and think of something that's a truly unique punchline! Or you just go to ebaum's world... Here's one for ya- In their home, there's a momma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. After winter goes by, it's spring, and the papa mole comes outta their lil hole and takes a big sniff of the air. Amazed, and in excitment, he calls to his wife. "Get up here! I smell a big apple pie! And look, someone left an apple pie for us!" he says, as the momma mole comes up outta the hole. "And how about this? I smell honey. Look, there's honey everywhere too!" she says. Then the baby mole comes up, sniffs, and says "All I smell is mollasses" *note-it's better when verbally said* EDIT- I would tell some hilarious ones, but you're too young for 'em |
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08-02-2005, 08:17 PM
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just get a moderater to close this i dont care anymore
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