My Stories?

So.. i take it that we can post Anything that we have written?
Hmm.
Well, here are some stories i wrote like a year ago... there pretty *****ed up so yeah... oh and they dont have anythng to do with Zelda. and if you think there stupid or blah blah blah, please dont post any BS... Cause really, i know these arent the best stories and there pretty stupid.

Story 1
Story 2
Story 3
The Blob
The Indian and the Witch