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Stephen Milligan

Stephen Milligan first played a Legend of Zelda game when he was 11 and he's never quite gotten over it ever since. Now he writes essays about it in a continual but futile gesture to exorcise the Triforce from his soul. You can find him online on Twitter at @StephenThief, where he never posts, so there's not much point in following him, sorry.

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