hi there

My name is Billy as you can see by my username, i am 12. for every site i use the username billydude, at first i would put my age at the end of billydude but you see every 365 years i turn a year older so i decided to put my year of birth so i do not have to change it all the time. i am a boy in junior high, i live in Georgia. i have down syndrome which makes people in school make fun of me because they think i am dum but i am not. i like making fake letters to companys and can give examples here if anyone wants.

um... hi. fake letters? what you say? somebody set us up the bomb?

Originally Posted by Kilmiz

um... hi. fake letters? what you say? somebody set us up the bomb?

No things like

I was on my way from us to canada to see my friends, i got to the border when they told me i had to leave my gun behind,

or a letter to walmart saying i was not happy with the service and to make me pleased they should give me

an hawian i-land


profit from top selling ten stores
one million dollers
a rocket ship
all the Harry Potter books for free
the state of Florida


Then I would finish it with. I am not very demanding but since your store is one of the ones that is richest you should be able to give me these things and still be be safely in business.


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Here is one my friend Brett wrote.
It is fake but atleast this person has concerns about others.

Last night, I was too drunk to drive. I was even too drunk to walk. Being a good citizen and not putting people's lives in danger by drinking and driving I gave my son the keys to my car and told him to go to the beer store and buy me a 24 pack.


My son came home without the beer, when I asked why he said that they would not sell him the beer because he was only twelve. He even stated that the beer was not for him but for his father who is too drunk to go to the story. This is not acceptable. Why could you not sell him the beer. I mean despite being twelve it was not for him it was for me. You could have atleat had him call me or called me yourself to verify that the beer was for me and not him.

I understand that you are not supposed to sell beer to minor's, but I think you should make draw the line and make an exception somewhere.

I would stop going to your store, but when I need beer I need beer. If I find another company that sells beer I will take my business there. Hopefully they will be more reasonable and understanding.

Sincerely Brett Jones.


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and trevor(mafiagodfather) wrote this one.

A little advice on customer service.

I was walking through your store in the mall to get to another store. As I was walking back to go home I really needed to use the washroom. In your store there is only one washroom. I was really mad to find that the men's washroom was closed for cleaning. There was another man waiting to do his business, he told me that while they were cleaning the washroom we were to use the changing table washrooom. There was only one toilet in there. He was waiting in line. He went after me. He was taking so long. I knocked on the door and told him to hurry up. He did not answer. After this I knocked on the door again and told him to hurry up. He told me to ***** off.

At this point i was pissed. (excuse my pun). Luckily I was in the stove section. I opened up on of the display stoves and pissed in there.

I then waited for the man in the washroom to ask him what took him so long. Finally I asked him when he came out. He did not answer me, all he did was give me the finger.

Hurry up with when you clean your washrooms, sometimes people really have to go.

On and tell the manager that I left a little "surprise" for him/her in one of the stoves. I forget which one though so tell him/her to check them all for their "present". This is talking about the store in Curtus Avenue Mall.
Sincerely,

Trevor Irving.

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Welcome to ZU Billy *throws explosive confetti*

Since no one else has done this *clears throat*

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