Adoption Central

Originally Posted by Light Knight

Hey, I wouldn't mind being adopted. I have some experience with boards... I used to be a moderator on one a few years ago... but I would like an adopter. Thx

I could be your adopter. ( I think I can take care of two new members.)

Count me in mew72x! Thx a bunch... so I'll put you in my signature right?

Well, you heard the guy, I have now adopted him/her.

Right, so... I'm now an approved adopter, again. I haven't done this since like '05 or '06, but I'm probably still just as good at helping newbies and stuff.

So, a little about me, so if a newbie is looking through adopters, they know what they're getting into.

I'm a MAJOR nerd, well, perhaps even more like a COLONEL nerd. I role play in the Amphitheater here, and I am a beta reader on Fanfiction.net as well. It's part my interest in writing, and part my interest in fantasy. I play lots of online games, and spend a lot of my time at the computer. When I'm not at the computer, I'm usually playing console games, or spending time with the woman. I am a teenager, and as thus, sarcastic and condescending, but I'm really a good guy if you can put up with being patronized, and I mean well.

Now, are there any little fishies about?

Adopted my brother, Sane over PM.

Someone please adopt me. I'm tired of having no idea of what I'm doing.
Okay I should describe my personality. I'm shy, very random, bad at math, and I love to draw characters.
P.S. I'm not sure if I wrote this right...

Golden Keaton, I can adopt you!

I'm nice and awesome.

you'd be perfect. thank you. I promise to be a great adoptee!

Okay. Mrs. Kassi Aileron has hereby adopted Golden Keaton. Be nice to my chillun, or I'll go all crazy wife on you!

can i sign up 2 be an adopter?

* You must be a member for at least 3 full months. (Join on January 1st, you get to apply on April 1st.)
* Minimum of 50 posts.
* In order to adopt, send Galedeep a PM where you explain why you want to be an adopter and why you think you’re suited for it. Name the PM “Why I want to adopt” or something similar.
* Once the PM is received, they'll look it through. If they find you suited for adoption (this is judged by your behaviour on the boards), you can go ahead and adopt.
* If they for some reason think you are not suited for adoption, they will let you know why, so you can change and maybe be able to adopt later. If you're rejected by one mod, do not go to the other and ask. If we notice this happening, you'll be rewarded with a warning and your right to adopt will be removed.
* You’re only able to adopt one newbie every two weeks. If there's a lot of new members and no one that offers adoption, you may take more than so. Use common sense.
* Maximum of 2 newbies/adopter. Don't take more newbies than you can handle.
* Newbies are not toys. Think of them as little forum users.
* Guard your newbie, help him/her out and be a good parent.

Wait until September.

And please be sure to use correct grammar and spelling. Capitals and things are nice.

We want a nice, sort of elite group to be adopters, so that we don't have n00bs breeding n00bs.

Just so ya know, I'm willing to take 1 more adoptee other than my bro, since he is right infront of me and it is real easy to teach a person right in front of you. so, Ask away!

I'm 16, live rigt in the middle of Manhatttan, and have a driver's permit. Most describe me as funny, cool, and kind. It takes a lot to get me angry, and believe me, it isn't easy. I'm going to 10th grade this year, I'm looking foward to it. I've also always wanted to go to Massachusetts.

Gahh... How come whenever I come here to adopt, no one needs to be adopted?
I get dibs on next.

I have decided to get back in to the adoption game, so I'm ready to help any newbie out.

First come, first serve!

I would like to be adopted. *bats eyelashes at DK*

Ok, I'm dropping familyguy cause he hasn't been on in a long long time. I'm avaliable to adopt someone!

I have now officially adopted Scoromp Mask.
(a member for over a month w/55 posts )

hey- he asked! could I say no?

Oh, and a note: I've dropped whoever I was supposed to have been adopting before... He hasn't been on in ages...
So, yea...

Hi everyone. So apparently I stand here and strip naked and let everyone look at me like a piece of meat, untill someone decides they want to adopt me. o.O

*Strips.* Ok, have at it!